kristen🪩🍜
@karmathecatlor.bsky.social
she/her ✨ millennial ✨welcome to my lunar valleys✨ gaylor ✨ everyone is welcome🌈 header by @cherry.lesbian.cat
Riddle me this: a few nights ago, I dreamed that I was pregnant and announced to my parents that it’s a boy. Strange bc I don’t want kids & historically in dreams & former desires, it’s always been a girl. THEN I had a dream last night that I won a prize & my MIL gave me the prize…
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Riddle me this: a few nights ago, I dreamed that I was pregnant and announced to my parents that it’s a boy. Strange bc I don’t want kids & historically in dreams & former desires, it’s always been a girl. THEN I had a dream last night that I won a prize & my MIL gave me the prize…
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Normally she has the 38/83 tucked away for me to find. She’s just out there throwing it everyone’s faces now.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrSsVnUm/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrSsVnUm/
Do you want to play a game? It’s called Mastermind #friendsofdorothea #lgbetty #karma #swifttok #greenscreen
TikTok video by KP
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November 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Normally she has the 38/83 tucked away for me to find. She’s just out there throwing it everyone’s faces now.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrSsVnUm/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrSsVnUm/
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Jade posted an old video of her and Taylor
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Jade posted an old video of her and Taylor
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the night she spoke about the different song type she writes right? Idk I cant remember but the bottom left
I must've been about eight or nine
That was the night I fell off and broke my arm
Pretty soon, I learned cautious discretion
That was the night I fell off and broke my arm
Pretty soon, I learned cautious discretion
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
the night she spoke about the different song type she writes right? Idk I cant remember but the bottom left
I feel so anxious today. Like I have laundry and things to do but my body and mind are screaming at me to relax bc I genuinely can’t handle anything. 😭
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I feel so anxious today. Like I have laundry and things to do but my body and mind are screaming at me to relax bc I genuinely can’t handle anything. 😭
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That’s suspicious…that’s weird…
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
That’s suspicious…that’s weird…
“You know the last time I laughed this hard was on the trampoline in somebody’s backyard. I must have been about 8 or 9, that was the night I fell off and broke my arm.”
About 8 or 9 … during ‘89 = 1989 or in between 1989 and reputation? 🤔
Broke my arm 🤝 broken plane wing
About 8 or 9 … during ‘89 = 1989 or in between 1989 and reputation? 🤔
Broke my arm 🤝 broken plane wing
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“You know the last time I laughed this hard was on the trampoline in somebody’s backyard. I must have been about 8 or 9, that was the night I fell off and broke my arm.”
About 8 or 9 … during ‘89 = 1989 or in between 1989 and reputation? 🤔
Broke my arm 🤝 broken plane wing
About 8 or 9 … during ‘89 = 1989 or in between 1989 and reputation? 🤔
Broke my arm 🤝 broken plane wing
Feeling like my face is flushed & just feeling overall uncomfortable so I’m on the couch under the fan (we don’t have a ceiling fan in our room). Even tho I’d love to be in bed at some point, my cat is now sleeping on me while on the couch so I def can’t move. 😺
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Feeling like my face is flushed & just feeling overall uncomfortable so I’m on the couch under the fan (we don’t have a ceiling fan in our room). Even tho I’d love to be in bed at some point, my cat is now sleeping on me while on the couch so I def can’t move. 😺
Bruh, my body’s ability to temperature regulate ever since starting an SSRI is shit. Can’t entirely tell if it’s coupled with weight gain, but like I USED to be a naturally cold hoe like I’d get cold so easily. And now? I run so hot wtf 😭 I can’t even sleep & it’s 66 degrees in here da fuq.
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Bruh, my body’s ability to temperature regulate ever since starting an SSRI is shit. Can’t entirely tell if it’s coupled with weight gain, but like I USED to be a naturally cold hoe like I’d get cold so easily. And now? I run so hot wtf 😭 I can’t even sleep & it’s 66 degrees in here da fuq.
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was listening to midnights as a pump up for leaving house last night this is what i noticed which has probably been said before - karma starts with a lot of glitching and then glitches into coherent music - fascinating - if we’re out of the glitch now - does that mean karma is coming ?
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
was listening to midnights as a pump up for leaving house last night this is what i noticed which has probably been said before - karma starts with a lot of glitching and then glitches into coherent music - fascinating - if we’re out of the glitch now - does that mean karma is coming ?
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Crows and ravens aren’t black, either - they’re wildly colorful but in colors we can’t see, which is why their feathers will look iridescent to us
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Crows and ravens aren’t black, either - they’re wildly colorful but in colors we can’t see, which is why their feathers will look iridescent to us
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“Thanks for making me the top global artist! …you’re losing me”
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Two years ago today, Taylor Swift released “You’re Losing Me” to streaming services as a thank you to fans in response to being named the Spotify global top artist. 🌎 November 29, 2023
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“Thanks for making me the top global artist! …you’re losing me”
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Damn I literally woke up in a sour ass mood this morning and I feel so uncomfortable in my body today, holy shit.
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Damn I literally woke up in a sour ass mood this morning and I feel so uncomfortable in my body today, holy shit.
Ok went to sleep only like idk 5 hours ago and struggling to fall asleep cause it’s only 5 am. Bish, I’m kinda emotional and fuqed up. 😭 idk man. And I have a busy day ahead.
Two years ago, we were getting ready to move out of our old house. I couldn’t wait to move. It was an older house …
Two years ago, we were getting ready to move out of our old house. I couldn’t wait to move. It was an older house …
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Ok went to sleep only like idk 5 hours ago and struggling to fall asleep cause it’s only 5 am. Bish, I’m kinda emotional and fuqed up. 😭 idk man. And I have a busy day ahead.
Two years ago, we were getting ready to move out of our old house. I couldn’t wait to move. It was an older house …
Two years ago, we were getting ready to move out of our old house. I couldn’t wait to move. It was an older house …
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New trailer for Taylor Swift’s “The Eras Tour: The Final Show”!
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
New trailer for Taylor Swift’s “The Eras Tour: The Final Show”!
Lmaooo that sucks. My team lost but I’m just really glad I’m not a hardcore fan like I used to be. Breaking a team’s undefeated streak is quite the chaos. 🤠🤠🤠
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Lmaooo that sucks. My team lost but I’m just really glad I’m not a hardcore fan like I used to be. Breaking a team’s undefeated streak is quite the chaos. 🤠🤠🤠
Soooo, my university is playing a huge game today. 🤠 Ya don’t have to do the math to figure out that.
Anyway! Um my uni’s team is 11-0 this szn and the opponent is 8-3. 😵💫
And every time they do an intro or outro televising the pre-game, they play Texas Hold ‘Em.
🤡🤡🤡
Anyway! Um my uni’s team is 11-0 this szn and the opponent is 8-3. 😵💫
And every time they do an intro or outro televising the pre-game, they play Texas Hold ‘Em.
🤡🤡🤡
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Soooo, my university is playing a huge game today. 🤠 Ya don’t have to do the math to figure out that.
Anyway! Um my uni’s team is 11-0 this szn and the opponent is 8-3. 😵💫
And every time they do an intro or outro televising the pre-game, they play Texas Hold ‘Em.
🤡🤡🤡
Anyway! Um my uni’s team is 11-0 this szn and the opponent is 8-3. 😵💫
And every time they do an intro or outro televising the pre-game, they play Texas Hold ‘Em.
🤡🤡🤡
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“Lightning in a bottle!”
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“Lightning in a bottle!”
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controversial opinion, target is in on it all. I thought it for a while. I said it a couple times I’m entering another piece of evidence. They did a giveaway for the first 50 people in line that included basically nothing except uno cards. 🤣 they’re teaching us. We don’t need to shop through this
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
controversial opinion, target is in on it all. I thought it for a while. I said it a couple times I’m entering another piece of evidence. They did a giveaway for the first 50 people in line that included basically nothing except uno cards. 🤣 they’re teaching us. We don’t need to shop through this
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It was the end of an era… but the start of an age!
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📢🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊🗣️🎁💜📣
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It was the end of an era… but the start of an age!
📢🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊🗣️🎁💜📣
📢🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊🗣️🎁💜📣
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reminder there’s an economic blackout in the US until december 2nd! shop local businesses, pay in cash. taylor swift is not a comrade but YOU CAN BE
(w exceptions for medical necessities / accommodations)
(w exceptions for medical necessities / accommodations)
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
reminder there’s an economic blackout in the US until december 2nd! shop local businesses, pay in cash. taylor swift is not a comrade but YOU CAN BE
(w exceptions for medical necessities / accommodations)
(w exceptions for medical necessities / accommodations)
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someone has probably said this but i feel like my brain is short circuiting because… i saw this tiktok and… sometimes you just don’t know the answer till someone’s one their KNEES and asks you… women can’t get down on one knee if they’re wearing a dress they have to get in their KNEES please help me
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
someone has probably said this but i feel like my brain is short circuiting because… i saw this tiktok and… sometimes you just don’t know the answer till someone’s one their KNEES and asks you… women can’t get down on one knee if they’re wearing a dress they have to get in their KNEES please help me
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Reminder to log in to Spotify on a computer to deactivate your account before Dec 1st.
They've been playing ads for rhymes with NICE (more like not nice)
I downloaded pocket cast for podcasts and I'm doing CDs and MP3 player for music
They've been playing ads for rhymes with NICE (more like not nice)
I downloaded pocket cast for podcasts and I'm doing CDs and MP3 player for music
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Reminder to log in to Spotify on a computer to deactivate your account before Dec 1st.
They've been playing ads for rhymes with NICE (more like not nice)
I downloaded pocket cast for podcasts and I'm doing CDs and MP3 player for music
They've been playing ads for rhymes with NICE (more like not nice)
I downloaded pocket cast for podcasts and I'm doing CDs and MP3 player for music