Tomorrow is National Dictionary Day.
#HeyKidsSpellingisFUN

With all of this discourse around Taylor I want to remind everyone that she said she is not the art police. And her work is meant to be a mirror. I think there's huge nuance here to be had with the ongoing debates around the interpretation of onyx and opalite. This discourse is a MIRROR.

Whispers -

She’s creating so much cognitive dissonance on every side of the fandom that even we can’t ignore it anymore. She’s imploding her career.

They can’t ignore the hints towards performance art. We can’t ignore the real damage she’s caused/causing by playing this character.

thinkin’ bout:

i’ve got 100 thrown out speeches i almost said to you 🏹
keep it 💯
13 + 87 =100 that’s numerology! so simple!
as the 50 cent song played
50 in the cast, zero missteps
half truths
half of the story
50 + 50 =100 that’s math!

While everyone is debating lightning bolts this happened.

renee rapp i love you

In an interview with Fallon (I think), Zoe Kravitz talked about how she and her mom and her pet snake (named Orpheus) stayed at Taylor’s house and the snake got out and into the wall thru the bathroom and they had to destroy the bathroom to get the snake out. 👀👀👀👀👀

they destroyed the bathroom… to get the snake out…🐍🪩🪞🛁🧼

Ruin the friendship x so long London

Damn 😵‍💫

Wowowoww that is wild! Haha!

FUQQQQQQ

Lol

August wish list X
13-ICDIWABH
26- the prophecy

10/3 cancelled x mbobhft

December - TLOAS X
12- loml
19- the albatross
26- the prophecy

One last thing: When daylight instrumental started playing while my bridal party was walking down the aisle, I almost lost it. I def teared up but I composed myself. 🥺

I forgot to mention the most interesting part: she made a big deal about the $$ in the title, and what’s the major line in Glitch? “It must be counterfeit.” Counterfeit wi$h li$t.

Oops name dropped spouse oh well lmao

Speaking of, all my vendors were PERFECT! They were so fuqing kind & did everything as requested. I loved my photography & videography team (all women!). I’m so incredibly grateful to everyone who made everything so special! Oh & look at my spouse’s cake. It’s badass!!! His spirit animal & faves.

- we did our private final dance to YAIL 🥲 I sang this song to Anthony in the car on one of our first few dates so that was special
- we drove away & his 7 foot friend was our chauffeur (he was also in the wedding).

Overall: It was amazing!!! I can’t wait to see the professional photos! 😭😭😭😭

- we had a variety of food bc we are foodies & it was the best wedding food I’ve ever had although it was kinda cold. I wonder if they were too scared to heat it up bc of fire. ☠️
- everyone said it was the best time & everything was amazing bc my mom had a huge hand in crafting all the details

- I was told we had the best music playlist and I’m like yeah bish it’s cause I fuqing curated it. 💅
- people who don’t know me SUPER well loved how much I tore up the dance floor & I’m like yeah, that’s how I roll bish, music in my soul fr let’s go
- the speeches were beautiful

- I danced my ASS OFF!!! My spouse and I danced to All My Love by Coldplay 😭🤍🥹 and my dad and I did a fun combo to Never Grow Up & surprised everyone with Fly by Lenny Kravitz & Quavo. Everyone LOVED us doing the fun silly dance! My poor old white father was … something else. He made everyone laugh.

- oh and before we even entered and were taking photos, a fuqing FIRE 🔥 erupted from burner oil thing under a pan (thankfully before food was in pan). They had to use fire extinguisher, clean up, & fan out the smoke. But tbh by the time I got into the room, I had NO idea it even happened!

…the eras tour intro. I took audio from YouTube. Found the “it’s been a long time” audio without her mentioning the album names, mashed it with the intro to MAATHBP “it’s you and me that’s my whole world” then mixed it into the instrumental of the song! YAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!

Reception 🤍 it was so much fun & wild:
- four people had to try to bustle my dress & I fear my left side looked weird the entire night for even professional photos so fuq me
- my entrance was AMAZING!!! My bridal party entered with Applause & we entered with…

something at a hoe. Oh well.
- we planned on doing the dip kiss thing at the end of the aisle but instead my spouse & I just argued at the end of the aisle about where to face to do it LMAOOOO! I’m still cringing from embarrassment. It’s fine.

OVERALL: ceremony & scenery was magical & beautiful!