kristen🪩🍜
@karmathecatlor.bsky.social
she/her ✨ millennial ✨welcome to my lunar valleys✨ gaylor ✨ everyone is welcome🌈 header by @cherry.lesbian.cat
Ok this is vulnerable AF! But this was my first performance after quitting performing solo 16 years prior (debilitating stage fright/embarrassment). I’m tearing up thinking about it right now. I sang repercussions by Bea Miller. It was also around Halloween so I wore a unicorn headband lmao. 🫶
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Ok this is vulnerable AF! But this was my first performance after quitting performing solo 16 years prior (debilitating stage fright/embarrassment). I’m tearing up thinking about it right now. I sang repercussions by Bea Miller. It was also around Halloween so I wore a unicorn headband lmao. 🫶
I’ve googled and looked at so many spiders for the last hour that I will prob have nightmares.
To top it off, I saw this muthafuqa today at a plant nursery.
**TW: SCARY-LOOKING SPIDER**
To top it off, I saw this muthafuqa today at a plant nursery.
**TW: SCARY-LOOKING SPIDER**
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I’ve googled and looked at so many spiders for the last hour that I will prob have nightmares.
To top it off, I saw this muthafuqa today at a plant nursery.
**TW: SCARY-LOOKING SPIDER**
To top it off, I saw this muthafuqa today at a plant nursery.
**TW: SCARY-LOOKING SPIDER**
Also, blue bird bish
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Also, blue bird bish
I low-key want the we are never ever ever getting back together pajama set only because colorful squirrels. Like wtf, Taylor. WTF!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I low-key want the we are never ever ever getting back together pajama set only because colorful squirrels. Like wtf, Taylor. WTF!!!!
2021, yuh but like, this was 2019.
13 & 87 on the “dice” … devils roll the dice.
Case closed. 👩⚖️
13 & 87 on the “dice” … devils roll the dice.
Case closed. 👩⚖️
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
2021, yuh but like, this was 2019.
13 & 87 on the “dice” … devils roll the dice.
Case closed. 👩⚖️
13 & 87 on the “dice” … devils roll the dice.
Case closed. 👩⚖️
Look what finally came in the mail! 😍😍😍
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Look what finally came in the mail! 😍😍😍
I feel like I’m going thru celebrity culture deconstruction. Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dear reader, if it feels like a trap, you’re already in one
Dear reader, if it feels like a trap, you’re already in one
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I feel like I’m going thru celebrity culture deconstruction. Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dear reader, if it feels like a trap, you’re already in one
Dear reader, if it feels like a trap, you’re already in one
Was it really accidental?
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Was it really accidental?
Texas, get it together 🔥
November 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Texas, get it together 🔥
I’m the muse tonight bish (my partner was Bob Ross)
November 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I’m the muse tonight bish (my partner was Bob Ross)
Soup from a can is still soup 🙂↕️
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Soup from a can is still soup 🙂↕️
folklore and TTPD
October 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
folklore and TTPD
Anyone wanna buy my TLOAS vinyls or are we past that point? 😔 I guess just pay for shipping whatever that is.
I have the following:
I have the following:
October 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Anyone wanna buy my TLOAS vinyls or are we past that point? 😔 I guess just pay for shipping whatever that is.
I have the following:
I have the following:
I’m salata and my jaw dropped when they started playing BLOODY MARY
bitch I’m vibing in the booth
bitch I’m vibing in the booth
October 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m salata and my jaw dropped when they started playing BLOODY MARY
bitch I’m vibing in the booth
bitch I’m vibing in the booth
This literally slays. Ms. Rachel, the goddess you are.
October 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This literally slays. Ms. Rachel, the goddess you are.
Got wedding photos back today.
October 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Got wedding photos back today.
Speaking of, all my vendors were PERFECT! They were so fuqing kind & did everything as requested. I loved my photography & videography team (all women!). I’m so incredibly grateful to everyone who made everything so special! Oh & look at my spouse’s cake. It’s badass!!! His spirit animal & faves.
October 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Speaking of, all my vendors were PERFECT! They were so fuqing kind & did everything as requested. I loved my photography & videography team (all women!). I’m so incredibly grateful to everyone who made everything so special! Oh & look at my spouse’s cake. It’s badass!!! His spirit animal & faves.
…the eras tour intro. I took audio from YouTube. Found the “it’s been a long time” audio without her mentioning the album names, mashed it with the intro to MAATHBP “it’s you and me that’s my whole world” then mixed it into the instrumental of the song! YAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!
October 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
…the eras tour intro. I took audio from YouTube. Found the “it’s been a long time” audio without her mentioning the album names, mashed it with the intro to MAATHBP “it’s you and me that’s my whole world” then mixed it into the instrumental of the song! YAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!
👰♀️Wedding recap!🧵
It was a beautiful day! It was unfortunately hotter than I wanted it to be tho. I was sweating my ASS OFF, which delayed getting all our photos done, but it’s ok. It was sunny, so we could have our ceremony outside. It was PERFECT!
It was a beautiful day! It was unfortunately hotter than I wanted it to be tho. I was sweating my ASS OFF, which delayed getting all our photos done, but it’s ok. It was sunny, so we could have our ceremony outside. It was PERFECT!
October 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
👰♀️Wedding recap!🧵
It was a beautiful day! It was unfortunately hotter than I wanted it to be tho. I was sweating my ASS OFF, which delayed getting all our photos done, but it’s ok. It was sunny, so we could have our ceremony outside. It was PERFECT!
It was a beautiful day! It was unfortunately hotter than I wanted it to be tho. I was sweating my ASS OFF, which delayed getting all our photos done, but it’s ok. It was sunny, so we could have our ceremony outside. It was PERFECT!
I’m glad I can send memes or whatever like this to my in-laws with zero context and they get it. This is me today.
October 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I’m glad I can send memes or whatever like this to my in-laws with zero context and they get it. This is me today.
October 13, 2025 – Monarch butterflies in Texas. 🦋🧡
Taken by me. 🥲
Taken by me. 🥲
October 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
October 13, 2025 – Monarch butterflies in Texas. 🦋🧡
Taken by me. 🥲
Taken by me. 🥲