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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid
@jwar.bsky.social
820 followers 1.4K following 7.4K posts
Please don’t be afraid of my cabinet, it’s a totally normal human-being-sized cabinet (he/him) #BLM
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · Nov 19
Defending my home by loudly ordering Alexa to buy twenty copies of The Art of the Deal so that the stormtroopers outside my front door can hear me
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 1h
Diarrhea erodes bone spurs, he’s good to go
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 10h
The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 9h
He smiles a half-smile as he hears his weaponized diarrhea sloshing around inside the fuselage
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 9h
Nobody better at picking you up out of your seat and wringing the emotions out of you like water out of a twisted towel
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 12h
Noooooooooooo please drive straight to the nearest trauma unit
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 13h
PA is almost as big as England. When I realized that, something in my brain broke
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 13h
Define “Perfect Ending”? (And this isn’t even the best part of this finale) youtu.be/3FtBAGMSw-I?...
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 13h
First splash of blood and I’m like oh yeah, this is super-unpleasant!
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 14h
Literally the greatest ending of them all
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 14h
At least it has that Tindersticks score! (I saw it on release and remember absolutely nothing about it)
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Halloweean Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 16h
It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.
stevenbeschloss.bsky.social Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 17h
“This is what democracy looks like.”
“This is what America looks like.”
NYC
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Evil Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 16h
They wouldn’t let me into the protests because I’m a short king.
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 16h
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 17h
A man in a blue sweatshirt holding up a stunning photo of the actress regina king. Written on the image in white text is, "Regina is the only king we need"
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 17h
This is the best one I’ve seen
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Friendly Skeleton @jonathan.eylerwerve.com · 1d
It's big Trump protest day so that means we are mere hours away from my least favorite Bluesky: the Russian disinfo surge.

Here's how it works, and what you can do about it. 🧵
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 19h
The front of this march really has some Paprika energy youtu.be/O-QpfLV8dQw?...
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 19h
Couldn’t believe it when we drove up to join in. Stretched on and on and on, cars honking constantly
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 1d
the money you used to give to the New York Times and Washington Post should be going to ProPublica
nicolefoy.bsky.social Nicole Foy @nicolefoy.bsky.social · 1d
Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents.

I did it because the government isn’t.

This is what I found.
White words on a black background read: 50+ Immigration agents have the authority to detain whom they reasonably suspect are in the country illegally. We found more than 50 Americans who were held after agents questioned their citizenship. They were almost all Latino. ~130 Agents also can arrest citizens who allegedly interfered with or assaulted officers. We compiled cases of about 130 Americans, including a dozen elected officials, accused of assaulting or impeding officers. ~20 Among the citizens detained are nearly 20 children, including two with cancer.
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 20h
Someone drove past our protest hanging a Trump sign out of the truck’s window and they’re lucky they kept moving because those grannies would’ve torn that vehicle to pieces if they could. Haven’t heard that many FUCK YOUs before
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 20h
Because everything was so spread out it’s hard to convey how many people were there, but it was several hundred, very boisterous. Almost every car that passed honked at length
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 20h
Bethlehem, PA #NoKings
A grass verge next to a very busy intersection beneath a blue sky. The sidewalk is full of protesters A different part of the same intersection, around a corner. Again, a huge crowd of protesters A woman wearing a black t-shirt that says Arrest Peepholes Not Migrants. She’s holding a sign in front of her face that says HONK IF YOU NEVER DRUNK TEXTED WAR PLANS A colorful sign held by someone off camera that says TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 21h
MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 21h
CHOTINER: So you're attending a No Kings protest today.

ME: That's right.

CHOTINER: But according to Steam, you've played over 450 hours of Crusader Kings 3.

ME: Okay, well- Now hold on. That's sort of unfair.

CHOTINER: Oh?

ME: Sometimes I play as a duke or a count.

CHOTINER: I see.
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 1d
literally every time I see this headline
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