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I prefer Mastodon but this is a fine “we have Mastodon at home” I guess.
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i think it’s a price worth paying but if our politicians keep cussing like this it’s not going to be cool anymore. we can largely offset the impact of this by green-lighting and fast-tracking development of new cuss words
February 7, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“My calendar is up to date; let’s find a time to discuss.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“Sit down. Stop talking. Yes you have to write in complete sentences. Stop rolling on the floor.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.”
February 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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If I've said this before, it bears repeating. My depression, which lasted more than twenty years of my life, is now fully managed by medication. It can and does happen. My silver bullet was Auvelity, but everyone's different. I'm not here to shill, just to provide some hope to anyone who needs it.
February 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone.

Trans rights are human rights.

When we gather together, we can make Magic.
February 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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this is so funny, god bless louise lucas, Hero of the Commonwealth
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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We finally won something
Atlanta United has reached a settlement w/Botofogo on the transfer of Thiago Almada. Though it sounds less like a settlement and more like total victory. #ATLUTD.

Atlanta's statement says, "Botafogo will pay the full transfer fee, plus interest, under the terms of this settlement."
February 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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It hasn't even been 48 hours and we are already at $300,000 for @translifeline.org!

Also, @rebell.bsky.social made this graphic. I just want to be clear that SHE is the one who felt this was the right graphic to celebrate 300k. What will she make for 350k? Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
February 6, 2026 at 12:22 AM
And she’s still talking about imposter syndrome.
I am delighted to share that my short story about wishes, raccoons, and very old things has been accepted by @pseudopod.org 😱
February 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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I am delighted to share that my short story about wishes, raccoons, and very old things has been accepted by @pseudopod.org 😱
February 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Sabrina Carpenter was a great first guest choice for the new Muppet Show but Kermit is sounding extra weird.

Seriously. I know people in real life who are better Kermits.
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
February 4, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Yes, that's how math works.
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Rs to "nationalize" elections: "We had 3 Republicans who were ahead on election day in last cycle & every time a new tranche of ballots came in they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove it? No"
February 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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If a university student group had celebrated Charlie Kirk being killed, complete with a graphic made from an actual picture of the killing, the whole lot of them would have been expelled before the ink on the digital story was dry.
February 2, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Name a day.
Kristi Noem: "I always tell people that the days you don't hear about us are the days we were successful."
February 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
You would be fully justified in assuming you’re being carjacked here. Flooring it over them and running while calling 911.
This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.

(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
At this point I AM surprised at how many rich people are pedophiles, because I’m sorry what the fuck.
Disgusting.

In an email on Sept. 11, 2013, Mr. Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, wrote to Mr. Epstein, “It was really nice seeing you yesterday.” He added: “Any time you’re in the area would love to see you. As long as you bring your harem!”

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Millions of Pages of Epstein Documents Released
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Why the fuck would I take a pay cut
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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Had a "whoopsie" in the feature match area this round for Standard. Dimir Midrange expert Mogged borrowed cards for his deck and had Black Sun's Zenith instead of Day of Black Sun. The players were trying to resolve the spell as printed when they realized it. 😅
#mtg #PTECL
January 30, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Luckily none of these terrorists has done anything silly like sign up to receive checks for their actions in some sort of central payroll system.
A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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We are deeply saddened at the news of the passing of Magic legend Kai Budde. His achievements in the game and community go beyond what we could say in one post. Our thoughts go out to Kai's friends and family in this moment.

Remembering Kai Budde: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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The DHS and Administration: Haha libtards! Wait'll we turn the tables on you and start showing YOUR faces on social media!

Meanwhile, us liberals every time we see that image of the 70 year old badass book store owner emerging from a cloud of tear gas without a mask:
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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November 13, 2024 at 2:33 PM