❄️JennAI&Tonic
@jtsveigdalen.bsky.social
Nerd. InfoSec focused. Perpetual student. Unapologetic thinker. I fix Microsofty things w/PowerShell & Twine. Innvandrer i Norge 🇸🇯. Team Hypercoag. Seek primary sources and cite them. 🏳️⚧️Trans rights are human rights. 🚫Mansplainers. Scientia et labore.
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Undergraduate Disproves 40-Year-Old Conjecture, Invents New Kind of Hash Table
A young computer scientist and two colleagues show that searches within data structures called hash tables can be much faster than previously deemed possible.
www.wired.com
Uh, this is pretty important. www.wired.com/story/underg...
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On the Factor Fexcectorn and autism bicycle AI slop study: I got an answer from Springer Nature this morning that this scientific paper will be retracted! 🧪
Full story: nobreakthroughs.substack.com/p/riding-the...
Full story: nobreakthroughs.substack.com/p/riding-the...
Riding the Autism Bicycle to Retraction Town
Does anyone *really* know their Factor Fexcectorn?
nobreakthroughs.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Wild
We observe on Saturday, and apparently will be observing at breakfasts for the next week. Good plan.
It's leftover pie for breakfast season, y'all.
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We observe on Saturday, and apparently will be observing at breakfasts for the next week. Good plan.
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
Tired: Center of Excellence
Wired: Center of Enablement
In terms of business, a Center of Enablement has access to organizational information, mandate to support and enable efforts, as well as access to risk resources in the organization. You need an AI & GRC CoE v2.0 to manage AI-related Risk.
Wired: Center of Enablement
In terms of business, a Center of Enablement has access to organizational information, mandate to support and enable efforts, as well as access to risk resources in the organization. You need an AI & GRC CoE v2.0 to manage AI-related Risk.
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Tired: Center of Excellence
Wired: Center of Enablement
In terms of business, a Center of Enablement has access to organizational information, mandate to support and enable efforts, as well as access to risk resources in the organization. You need an AI & GRC CoE v2.0 to manage AI-related Risk.
Wired: Center of Enablement
In terms of business, a Center of Enablement has access to organizational information, mandate to support and enable efforts, as well as access to risk resources in the organization. You need an AI & GRC CoE v2.0 to manage AI-related Risk.
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A man in France is accused of drugging more than 200 women at a job interview.
He gave them a drug to make them need to urinate, and then made sure they didn’t have access to a toilet.
Many had to urinate in public or have accidents.
This is why we choose the bear.
He gave them a drug to make them need to urinate, and then made sure they didn’t have access to a toilet.
Many had to urinate in public or have accidents.
This is why we choose the bear.
‘I didn’t even know this type of attack existed’: more than 200 women allege drugging by senior French civil servant
In a case echoing the Pelicot trial, dozens of women allege they were given hot drinks mixed with a diuretic to make them urinate. Three of them speak out here
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
A man in France is accused of drugging more than 200 women at a job interview.
He gave them a drug to make them need to urinate, and then made sure they didn’t have access to a toilet.
Many had to urinate in public or have accidents.
This is why we choose the bear.
He gave them a drug to make them need to urinate, and then made sure they didn’t have access to a toilet.
Many had to urinate in public or have accidents.
This is why we choose the bear.
This needs NEVER to be forgotten, for so so many reasons.
This is disgusting.
Ronald Reagan refused to acknowledge the AIDS crisis. Even refused to help his "friend from the Hollywood days" Rock Hudson.
George W. Bush waited 7 years to recognize World AIDS Day.
And now we are back to a POS GOP POTUS who will ignore it.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Ronald Reagan refused to acknowledge the AIDS crisis. Even refused to help his "friend from the Hollywood days" Rock Hudson.
George W. Bush waited 7 years to recognize World AIDS Day.
And now we are back to a POS GOP POTUS who will ignore it.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Will No Longer Commemorate World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This needs NEVER to be forgotten, for so so many reasons.
I had a very off morning. I was at my desk about to hop on a Teams call when I noticed I was not wearing a necklace. I turned and saw one I rarely wear hanging with my cables. Odd, but OK. I put it on and did the meeting. It was a chain my dad used to wear. He died 11 years ago today.❤️Nice memory.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I had a very off morning. I was at my desk about to hop on a Teams call when I noticed I was not wearing a necklace. I turned and saw one I rarely wear hanging with my cables. Odd, but OK. I put it on and did the meeting. It was a chain my dad used to wear. He died 11 years ago today.❤️Nice memory.
I complain about my commute time occasionally, but this makes it all worth it.
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I complain about my commute time occasionally, but this makes it all worth it.
I'ma be honest, I use this as a selling point of being friends with me. I'm the «less exciting» friend who always has snacks, books, and an empty calendar... And free time to talk about #InfoSec!
Whether it’s long walks or nights spent stargazing, Sweden wants travellers to embrace blissful nothingness.
➡️ https://l.euronews.com/9oYU
➡️ https://l.euronews.com/9oYU
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I'ma be honest, I use this as a selling point of being friends with me. I'm the «less exciting» friend who always has snacks, books, and an empty calendar... And free time to talk about #InfoSec!
This topic deserves additional reposts this morning.
It does no harm to shape society in such a way that people can love who they wish to with equality.
It does no harm to shape society in such a way that people can love who they wish to with equality.
🚨🚨 It is rare that the rulings of @eucourtofjustice.bsky.social make headlines but the judgment yesterday on the recognition of #samesex marriage is a rare exception to this. Very welcome ruling from the CJEU: 🧵
www.politico.eu/article/eu-c...
www.politico.eu/article/eu-c...
Top EU court mandates same-sex marriage recognition across borders
The Luxembourg-based court said a decision by Polish authorities infringed on a same-sex couple’s freedom of movement.
www.politico.eu
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
This topic deserves additional reposts this morning.
It does no harm to shape society in such a way that people can love who they wish to with equality.
It does no harm to shape society in such a way that people can love who they wish to with equality.
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
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This is obviously a brave and important interview, but also: did anyone else catch the “Armageddon” reference?
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This is obviously a brave and important interview, but also: did anyone else catch the “Armageddon” reference?
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It’s the International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women. ♀️
The #EU, a signatory to the Istanbul Convention, is committed to eliminating gender-based violence – and #CJEU has confirmed that women exposed to such violence may be granted international protection.⚖️🛡️
The #EU, a signatory to the Istanbul Convention, is committed to eliminating gender-based violence – and #CJEU has confirmed that women exposed to such violence may be granted international protection.⚖️🛡️
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
One of these days, instead of taking a laptop, portable screen, special keyboard, my-hand-sized mouse bla bla on my back into work, I'm just going to bring a goat. BECAUSE THAT MAKES THE SAME SENSE.
I dislike hotdesking. It's so abelist. Just let me work in comfort, you know?
I dislike hotdesking. It's so abelist. Just let me work in comfort, you know?
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
One of these days, instead of taking a laptop, portable screen, special keyboard, my-hand-sized mouse bla bla on my back into work, I'm just going to bring a goat. BECAUSE THAT MAKES THE SAME SENSE.
I dislike hotdesking. It's so abelist. Just let me work in comfort, you know?
I dislike hotdesking. It's so abelist. Just let me work in comfort, you know?
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Monarca Update!
Federal agents have shifted their operation to 608 Maryland Ave E, Saint Paul MN 55117
11/25/25 11:00am
Upstander Legal Observers needed
Federal agents have shifted their operation to 608 Maryland Ave E, Saint Paul MN 55117
11/25/25 11:00am
Upstander Legal Observers needed
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Monarca Update!
Federal agents have shifted their operation to 608 Maryland Ave E, Saint Paul MN 55117
11/25/25 11:00am
Upstander Legal Observers needed
Federal agents have shifted their operation to 608 Maryland Ave E, Saint Paul MN 55117
11/25/25 11:00am
Upstander Legal Observers needed
😂😂😂
Microsoft added a new Windows mode that blanks out the Blue Screen of Death on public displays after 15 seconds.
www.theregister.com/2025/11/18/w...
www.theregister.com/2025/11/18/w...
Windows Digital Signage mode hides BSoDs after 15 seconds
: BORK is borked
www.theregister.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
😂😂😂
Are there any good shoes for standing and presenting while on concrete surfaces? 4 hours yesterday nearly crippled me in what I thought were comfortable shoes.
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Are there any good shoes for standing and presenting while on concrete surfaces? 4 hours yesterday nearly crippled me in what I thought were comfortable shoes.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I'm sneaking chocolate to the locomotive engineer.
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'm sneaking chocolate to the locomotive engineer.
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“Science, my lad, is made up of mistakes, but they are mistakes which it is useful to make, because they lead little by little to the truth.”
― Jules Verne, A Journey to the Center of the Earth
― Jules Verne, A Journey to the Center of the Earth
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“Science, my lad, is made up of mistakes, but they are mistakes which it is useful to make, because they lead little by little to the truth.”
― Jules Verne, A Journey to the Center of the Earth
― Jules Verne, A Journey to the Center of the Earth
Enjoying a coffee before going to a presentation.
I'm giving the presentation so the coffee is a necessity.
I'm giving the presentation so the coffee is a necessity.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Enjoying a coffee before going to a presentation.
I'm giving the presentation so the coffee is a necessity.
I'm giving the presentation so the coffee is a necessity.