Josh Elstro
@joshelstro.bsky.social
Senior Multimedia Producer at Convergence Magazine // Creative goofball, content creator, and comedy improviser // Bird shirted puzzle baby // Views my own
I have failed as a father and a husband (accidentally bought single-ply toilet paper)
December 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I have failed as a father and a husband (accidentally bought single-ply toilet paper)
I think some authoritative truth is good. Such as, Hitler was bad. Full stop.
From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)
Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
December 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I think some authoritative truth is good. Such as, Hitler was bad. Full stop.
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Next year there should be a Mike Figgis documentary called ELLADOC about the production of ELLA MCCAY
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Next year there should be a Mike Figgis documentary called ELLADOC about the production of ELLA MCCAY
This is just as funny as it is unethical.
Like I’ve always said, there is no job more detestable and shameful than that of a mainstream media columnist.
Like I’ve always said, there is no job more detestable and shameful than that of a mainstream media columnist.
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is just as funny as it is unethical.
Like I’ve always said, there is no job more detestable and shameful than that of a mainstream media columnist.
Like I’ve always said, there is no job more detestable and shameful than that of a mainstream media columnist.
Nothing makes you realize the degree to which the video game industry is mostly “you’re a guy with a gun/sword doing ultra violence” quite like watching #TheGameAwards with your wife and daughter in the room.
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Nothing makes you realize the degree to which the video game industry is mostly “you’re a guy with a gun/sword doing ultra violence” quite like watching #TheGameAwards with your wife and daughter in the room.
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“People said it was an Obama Biden type setup” is a heck of a low threshold for evidence to pardon the guy you just said you know nothing about.
POLITICO: You pardoned the former president of Honduras even though he was convicted in a massive intl drug trafficking scheme. How is that 0 tolerance on drug trafficking?
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“People said it was an Obama Biden type setup” is a heck of a low threshold for evidence to pardon the guy you just said you know nothing about.
How dare you express an opinion on the atrocities enabled by our government before being able to run the full “Water Geography” category in Jeopardy!!!
Hillary Clinton sassing off "young Jewish Americans who don't know their own history" in a way that is disgustingly antisemitic. "They say from the river to the sea...they don't even know which river and which sea!" Fuck off.
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How dare you express an opinion on the atrocities enabled by our government before being able to run the full “Water Geography” category in Jeopardy!!!
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A raccoon entered a liquor store in Virginia and drank his fill: rum, moonshine, even peanut butter whiskey. Then it passed out on the floor of the bathroom.
Don’t worry — he’s OK. trib.al/R3wXGbV
Don’t worry — he’s OK. trib.al/R3wXGbV
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
A raccoon entered a liquor store in Virginia and drank his fill: rum, moonshine, even peanut butter whiskey. Then it passed out on the floor of the bathroom.
Don’t worry — he’s OK. trib.al/R3wXGbV
Don’t worry — he’s OK. trib.al/R3wXGbV
I was not built to leave my house or socialize between Thanksgiving and St. Patrick’s Day.
Apologies to all who have to interact with me.
Apologies to all who have to interact with me.
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I was not built to leave my house or socialize between Thanksgiving and St. Patrick’s Day.
Apologies to all who have to interact with me.
Apologies to all who have to interact with me.
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
[Boyz 2 Men - It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye (Type Beat)]
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
[Boyz 2 Men - It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye (Type Beat)]
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I got the demon and the Labubus just completely ignored me. So now I have e two demons and a fire Labubu.
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I got the demon and the Labubus just completely ignored me. So now I have e two demons and a fire Labubu.
Maybe there’d be less cracks to repair with bubble gum if you hadn’t taken a sledge hammer to all the walls. 🤷♀️
October 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Maybe there’d be less cracks to repair with bubble gum if you hadn’t taken a sledge hammer to all the walls. 🤷♀️
By leaps and bounds, this is the most “dumb guy trying to sound smart” thing I’ve ever read in the hallowed NYT Opinion columns.
And that’s a tough competition pool to come out on top of.
And that’s a tough competition pool to come out on top of.
October 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
By leaps and bounds, this is the most “dumb guy trying to sound smart” thing I’ve ever read in the hallowed NYT Opinion columns.
And that’s a tough competition pool to come out on top of.
And that’s a tough competition pool to come out on top of.
The biggest issue for the left when it comes to Platner is the amount of impassioned emotional takes and infighting being whipped up over a guy 99.99999% of the country has never heard of or thought about.
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The biggest issue for the left when it comes to Platner is the amount of impassioned emotional takes and infighting being whipped up over a guy 99.99999% of the country has never heard of or thought about.
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It’s fun to look at this ai slop nazi propaganda and then remember what these guys actually look like. This isn’t what they (or america) looks like and far from loving america, this is an expression of severe self loathing bsky.app/profile/geof...
I made an image of all the art posted by US DOL on X since approximately Labor Day
October 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It’s fun to look at this ai slop nazi propaganda and then remember what these guys actually look like. This isn’t what they (or america) looks like and far from loving america, this is an expression of severe self loathing bsky.app/profile/geof...
No way!! Unfathomable!! Impossible!!
But they told me AI is the future of capitals natural growth.
But they told me AI is the future of capitals natural growth.
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, leaders worried that meeting OpenAI’s rapidly escalating compute demands could lead to overbuilding servers that might not generate a financial return, per the Information
October 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
No way!! Unfathomable!! Impossible!!
But they told me AI is the future of capitals natural growth.
But they told me AI is the future of capitals natural growth.
The president is taking comments from the guy who convinced a bunch of people that Hillary Clinton was drinking out of babies skulls in the basement of a pizza shop… and he’s telling him the people who tried to stop the actual Nazis we’re bad.
How do you teach this to kids in history class??
How do you teach this to kids in history class??
Incredible.
Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.
Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.
October 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The president is taking comments from the guy who convinced a bunch of people that Hillary Clinton was drinking out of babies skulls in the basement of a pizza shop… and he’s telling him the people who tried to stop the actual Nazis we’re bad.
How do you teach this to kids in history class??
How do you teach this to kids in history class??