José Maia
@josemaia.pt
i like professional wrestling and giant robots
i touch computers professionally for a big german car company
i touch computers professionally for a big german car company
I am seventy years old www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I am seventy years old www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
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A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
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Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right
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Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
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The Legend of the Galactic Heroes and The Heroic Legend of Arslan novelist Yoshiki Tanaka suffered a debilitating cerebral hemorrhage exactly one year ago. The author is now rehabilitating in a nursing facility, but still strives to continue writing.
Legend of the Galactic Heroes Novelist Yoshiki Tanaka Suffered Debilitating Hemorrhage Last Year
Arslan author now rehabilitating in nursing facility, but still continues to write
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November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The Legend of the Galactic Heroes and The Heroic Legend of Arslan novelist Yoshiki Tanaka suffered a debilitating cerebral hemorrhage exactly one year ago. The author is now rehabilitating in a nursing facility, but still strives to continue writing.
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I think this is my favourite Morrowind art I made this year. I like how everyone I talk to has a slightly different opinion on Vivec’s character :)
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I think this is my favourite Morrowind art I made this year. I like how everyone I talk to has a slightly different opinion on Vivec’s character :)
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🚨 Creator Day is LIVE! 🚨
For the next 24 hours we are waiving our platform fee! Creators will get the most they can from each transaction.
Support your favorite developers and check out over 15,000 projects participating in our Black Friday sale
itch.io
For the next 24 hours we are waiving our platform fee! Creators will get the most they can from each transaction.
Support your favorite developers and check out over 15,000 projects participating in our Black Friday sale
itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
🚨 Creator Day is LIVE! 🚨
For the next 24 hours we are waiving our platform fee! Creators will get the most they can from each transaction.
Support your favorite developers and check out over 15,000 projects participating in our Black Friday sale
itch.io
For the next 24 hours we are waiving our platform fee! Creators will get the most they can from each transaction.
Support your favorite developers and check out over 15,000 projects participating in our Black Friday sale
itch.io
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Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
I don't like that Amazon named a thing Kiro
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I don't like that Amazon named a thing Kiro
Listened to the new Rosalia finally. I thought it was p good (****) but now I have had berghain looping in my head for the last 12h😅
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Listened to the new Rosalia finally. I thought it was p good (****) but now I have had berghain looping in my head for the last 12h😅
they should put noriko and kazumi gunbuster in the new inazuma eleven game and have them do an inazuma kick
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
they should put noriko and kazumi gunbuster in the new inazuma eleven game and have them do an inazuma kick
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A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
November 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
ahh i love this time of the year - bad weather, having to buy presents with "discounts", and especially having to renew my mandatory corporate trainings
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
ahh i love this time of the year - bad weather, having to buy presents with "discounts", and especially having to renew my mandatory corporate trainings
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Quebra tudo Hideo Kojima!!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Quebra tudo Hideo Kojima!!!!!
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Scenes like this are essentially the thesis of the entire series and I love it so much.
One of the best conversations in anime ever
YouTube video by Reirei
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November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Scenes like this are essentially the thesis of the entire series and I love it so much.
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o balatro sai caro
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
o balatro sai caro
the vision of the future presented by front mission 3 is so fascinating to go back to. they're just stopping production on ICEs in the 2100s and starting to sell hybrid vehicles; the internet and its navigation is one of the core focuses; China goes back to nationalization in 2112...
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
the vision of the future presented by front mission 3 is so fascinating to go back to. they're just stopping production on ICEs in the 2100s and starting to sell hybrid vehicles; the internet and its navigation is one of the core focuses; China goes back to nationalization in 2112...