José Maia
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José Maia
@josemaia.pt
i like professional wrestling and giant robots

i touch computers professionally for a big german car company
I finished Gquuuuuux this week and it was an absolute waste of my time. Truly has nothing to say, no interesting characters, ugly CGI robots...

does anyone know of any well written critiques about it?
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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"I see the game as the guest. I want to make sure I do everything I can to show off every part of this guest."

I spoke with Shinya Arino, host and faithful "employee" of GameCenter CX about his philosophy, career highlights, and the secrets behind the trailblazing show. He was a delight.
The Unlikely ‘Father’ of Let’s Plays 🎮🎥

Japanese national treasure Shinya Arino has been the host of GameCenter CX for more than 20 years.

@lewisgordon.bsky.social meets with the comedian, host and game industry’s original ‘Let’s Player’ to discuss what makes the show so beloved to this day.
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Kojima did a huge oopsie
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
finally hit my breaking point with The Everything App after it showed me some guy (who i don't follow and have no followers in common with) mock someone's sh scars right in my front page algorithm. fuck elon musk
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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every white base character spends the entireity of zeta doing this to char
October 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
next year is 10 years of the web summit in Portugal

the whole state apparatus pointed directly at it for all this time and I still have not figured out anything good it brought. been there twice and it felt like everyone was aggressively asking for investment and nothing else
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Onde fica uma agencia do nubank?
Passa o endereço
Kkkkk
C liga meu
Trabalha presencial em um banco que existe
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
2700 hours of path of exile and this thing finally drops
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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博麗霊夢 hakurei_reimu
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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ChatGPT: Cut your wrists. Let the blood come out
Joseph Joestar: I see... the blood will diffuse through the water and turn invisible when it gets close to the location of the invisible baby, is that it?
ChatGPT: Sounds great! 😀 Let me know if there's anything else I can do to help.
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 AM
okada really has a big ass forehead huh. he just like me fr
I'M EATING FUCKING CROW!!!!!!

THEY GOT OKADA FOR TANAHASHI'S FINAL OPPONENT AT THE TOKYO DOME!

HIROSHI TANAHASHI VS AEW's KAZUCHIKA OKADA ONE LAST TIME, 10 YEARS AFTER THEIR LAST TOKYO DOME MATCH, SUNDAY JANUARY 4TH, 2026 AT WRESTLE KINGDOM 20!

ONE LAST TIME!!

OKADA AND GEDO REUNITED!
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
goddamnit i popped hard at the jade empire joke in chapo
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Hey, happy 30th birthday GameFAQs! Launched on November 5th, 1995!

The earliest scrape I can find on Wayback is December 1996, but I doubt the site changed much. But yes, here it is in its earliest days as the Video Game FAQ Archive!
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Dick Cheney, who told his one daughter to denounce his other daughter's gay wedding in order to win office, has crossed the rainbow bridge to his Forever Home
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
@kat.lol at #KCDPorto2025. We are starting fashionably late to properly demonstrate portuguese culture to everyone.
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I'm aware this isn't exactly an original observation, but Stankonia is a really excellent album
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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So, today I'm announcing a new book project... and doing a call for papers: crpgbook.wordpress.com/2025/10/31/t...

It's an anthology of video game history outside the usual US perspective - an accessible & exciting panorama of different realities - and I'll pay 300 USD per article.

Please share :)
The Video Game History Expansion Pack – Pitch your story
Today I’m putting my money where my mouth is and launching a new project — a book focused on game history outside of the usual North American perspectives.
crpgbook.wordpress.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Primeira vez que fiquei enjoado ao ler o livro do Miguel Carvalho foi na página 200 a ler o Sousa Lara a falar de 5G e Israel e de investir a fortuna toda na Philip Morris
October 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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The official home of the Python Programming Language
www.python.org
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance
July 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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The second LaserDisc Rip today is rarer than the first, and also is by Japanese City Pop artist Tats Yamashita.

Early 90s. New York City. Real people. A single day documented from morning to midnight. Christmas comes early this year:

Christmas in New York.

archive.org/details/chri...
October 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM