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NFL, futebol, música, filmes de terror e uma ótima curadoria de RTs engraçadinhos. Tenho uma banda: https://youtu.be/SCg7vL_BP6Q?si=uvjkL_fDugSUYkC0

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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · May 21

Speaking as a non-Eagles fan, it really does feel like the only reason to ban the tush push is that the Eagles are successful at it.

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Jp @joooootape.bsky.social · May 21

I made a modern metal playlist and wanted to put every Sleep Token and Make Them Suffer song

open.spotify.com/playlist/2Cw...

Modern Metal

Playlist · jpfb1993 · 34 items · 4 saves

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · May 4

Not normal: I'm uncomfortable in the body I was born with and I want to be left alone to figure it out

Normal: YO CHECK OUT THIS ROBOT JERKOFF MACHINE MY LIFE IS FOREVER CHANGED

Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · May 4

I’m sorry, what????

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Jp @joooootape.bsky.social · Apr 28

Bostinha do caralho

Nação Azul News @nacaoazulnews.bsky.social · Apr 28

🚨| Antes de ser afastado pela comissão técnica, o atacante Dudu pediu para Pedro Lourenço demitir Leonardo Jardim.

Ele ainda avisou que não se importaria com uma possível saída da Toca da Raposa II, desde que recebesse o valor estabelecido em contrato.

📰 @thirfernandes.bsky.social - Goal Brasil

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connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · Apr 28

can tell twitter is absolutely done for because an absolute all time hegelbon classic is barely cracking "Connor" Tier in virality

tweet by user hegelbon that reads:

INTERVIEWER: So I saw you were on “instaface” as you put it, which I love by the way.
︀︀BELICHICK [handed a hastily scrawled note by his gf, adjusts bifocals on a chain around his neck]: wow. You thought you cooked. You thought you said that with your whole pussy. But I gagged you.

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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · Apr 27

this is such a Falcons story. and an all-time rough dad moment

Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · Apr 27

Here is the Falcons statement:

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · Apr 26

TORY HORTON TO SEATTLE HELL YEAH

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Jp @joooootape.bsky.social · Apr 26

Jaydon Blue no Cowboys vou me matar

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · Apr 26

Objectively, a QB room of:
Joe Flacco
Deshaun Watson
Shedeur Sanders
Kenny Pickett
Dillon Gabriel

Will be incredible content

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · Apr 26

In one year we went from Deion implying he wouldn’t want the Browns to take Shedeur with the first pick in the draft to the Browns begrudgingly taking Shedeur with their seventh pick in the draft two rounds after they took a different quarterback

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Jp @joooootape.bsky.social · Apr 26

Me dê Jaydon Blue, Tyler Baron ou Brandin Swinson na próxima pick

Jp @joooootape.bsky.social · Apr 26

Quero pro Eagles agora

DT CJ West
EDGE Tyler Baron
EDGE Brandin Swinson
OG Miles Frazier
OT Charles Grant
RB Jaydon Blue
RB Bhayshul Tuten
S Billy Bowman Jr
S Malachi Moore
WR Xavier Restrepo
WR Tory Horton