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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 4d

Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE

Original photo from post showing a well dressed man with a blazer, hat and umbrella standing next to police. I have helpfully circled the man on the photo and drawn arrows pointing at him to help law enforcement

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John Paul Morgan @johnpaulmorgan.bsky.social · 3d

See Springer needs the homer because he isn’t supposed to run on that knee

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 6d

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe"

Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

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c64 @superbrothers @c64.bsky.social · 21d

diving into a AAA release on day one for the first time in a long long time, psyched to see what suckerpunch has cooked up

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · Sep 15

Mantle Model

xkcd.com/3141/

Comic. Every feature of the Earth’s surface that we have a hard time explaining. [Arrows point from title to assorted bumps on surface of sphere. Underneath, from the core more arrows point at dotted lines forming structures labeled Hypothesized Mantle Plumes. [caption] Standard Geophysical Model of the Mantle

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · Jul 8

“Mamdani’s box-ticking gambit backfired” why are these losers still talking about a school he didn’t go to

Alex Shephard @alexshephard.bsky.social · Jul 8

writing about this as if it were high stakes diplomacy is incredible, I doubt anyone at Columbia University spent more than 5 minutes on this, let alone however long it took Rufo to come up with this drivel

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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · Jul 8

"WE'RE POPULISTS!!! WE HATE THE ELITE, like Mamdani, who incidentally, DID NOT EVEN GET INTO COLUMBIA, LOL DID YOU SEE HIS SATs??"

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John Paul Morgan @johnpaulmorgan.bsky.social · Jun 14

chng.it/BjKsFvNprz hey #toronto folks help save a great and well loved soccer field from becoming paved over

Sign the Petition

Stop the Redevelopment of George Ben Park - Don't Pave Over More Green Space!

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · May 12

It’s easier in Toronto to demolish a science museum that gets 1 million visitors a year than it is to remove a handful of street parking spots on a major thoroughfare

Damien Moule @damienmoule.bsky.social · May 11

A bus route can have the widespread nickname of "Sufferin Dufferin" but some people will still be like we can't sacrifice a few parking spaces.

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JazzReads📚 @jazzreads.bsky.social · May 10

My love of reading is strongly link to this man…

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John Paul Morgan @johnpaulmorgan.bsky.social · Apr 7

My Albertan uncle was visiting Ontario for his granddaughter’s birthday. He believed that Ontario had at some point shut off power to Michigan and New York (and not just briefly slapped a surcharge). I’m not the first to discover that we are not operating from a common basis of facts.

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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · Apr 7

"So they just let all the negros go?!?! For free?!?!?!"

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · Apr 7

i keep imagining going back in time and explaining to the founding fathers in excruciating detail what happens to america in 250 years and watching them all go insane and start tearing each other apart like chimpanzees

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · Mar 27

As usual, Jesse pretends to be straddling both sides of the trans youth "debate" — while repeating Trump's talking points verbatim.

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John Paul Morgan @johnpaulmorgan.bsky.social · Mar 24

Look I just have to say it. I hated the finale of severance. Completely out of character for mark and helle to bail on the rescue mission they initiated. Didn’t believe it for either of them

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · Mar 22

putting a "sell your tesla" card on a new-ish mazda by mistake

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🔫Scott Martian Invaders🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · Feb 21

If anyone hopped in my replies to be wrong and led it off with “I actually consulted ChatGPT” I would seriously consider leaving social media entirely

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John Paul Morgan @johnpaulmorgan.bsky.social · Feb 21

If I wanted badly summarized search results parroted back to me I would be on Google instead of this website

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · Jan 28

We have been in this bizarre spiral my entire life:
1. Democrats ignore right-wing radicalization to focus on economic issues.
2. Right-wing media accuses Democrats of being out-of-touch leftist elites.
3. Centrist media repeats right-wing framing.
4. Democrats double down on economic issues.

Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · Jan 28

NEW —> Democrats' playbook for Trump 2.0: Tune out the noise and focus on economic issues www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

Democrats' playbook for Trump 2.0: Tune out the noise and focus on economic issues

As Trump floods the zone in his first week in office, Democrats are departing from their "resistance" strategy in his first term and zeroing in on issues that cost them the last election.

www.nbcnews.com

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John Paul Morgan @johnpaulmorgan.bsky.social · Jan 27

Just encountered a terrifying gas leak right at the pin in Toronto. Couldn’t believe the sound of the gas screaming from the pipe. Firefighter yelled at me to get back but it didn’t seem like anyone was trying to cap it. There is a daycare next door and apparently it’s been going since the afternoon

John Paul Morgan @johnpaulmorgan.bsky.social · Jan 1

To all or you watching your siblings kids so they can go to a great NYE party, happy new year.

John Paul Morgan @johnpaulmorgan.bsky.social · Dec 28

Conditions are wet but a rink is ready

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · Dec 15

ghosts in movies can only sneak up on someone when they're slowly prowling around a haunted house. i'm just not afraid of supernatural creatures that are easily defeated by any snappy hustler with his head on a swivel

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · Dec 14

So great to not have to worry about seeing Jordan Peterson grocery shopping at Fiesta Farms anymore, plus someone can buy his house in the Annex and fumigate it

trick van treat @derek.bike · Dec 13

i have outstanding canadian immigration news

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headline: 'It's become uncomfortable for me': Jordan Peterson, the controversial psychologist, moves from Toronto to the U.S.

subhead: Peterson, who has become a personality in right-wing circles, says he was "less popular in my own neighbourhood than I am anywhere else in the world."

date: Dec. 13, 2024

article features a photo of a damp white man looking sad

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · Dec 11

Ontario passes bill allowing bike paths that lead to walls with tunnels painted on them

www.thebeaverton.com/2024/12/onta...

Ontario passes bill allowing bike paths that lead to walls with tunnels painted on them

TORONTO - Premier Doug Ford's government successfully passed a bill today allowing municipalities to create bike paths throughout the province so long as they lead to a wall with the image of a tunnel...

www.thebeaverton.com

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John Paul Morgan @johnpaulmorgan.bsky.social · Nov 30

I love critical mass rides so much I used to attend as many as I could

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