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John Linen
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My parents visited a T-shirt factory and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
This is ridiculously nerdy, but I have begun experimenting in KML coding and the computer geek and map geek parts of my heart are very happy.
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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posted about my Apple ID woes, please share widely?

hey.paris/posts/appleid/
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Somehow I poked myself in the pterygoid hamulus, and boy does it hurt.
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I dreamed I ate geoduck and now I want to try geoduck.
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Two common ADHD organizing experiences:

Putting something in a specific place so you'll know where to find it... and then not finding it there when you look.

Putting something in a specific place so you'll know where to find it... and then not remembering where that place was.
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I'm proud to announce that I'm the winner of the 2025 FIFA Confidence and Perseverance Prize.
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
When you haven't eaten anything since noon and dig into the fridge for a bite and find a bag of dill pickle potato chips, that's a good feeling.
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
People say to not answer unknown numbers because it establishes that your number is active... but doesn't it going to voicemail also establish it's active?
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Has anyone found sufganiyot (Hanukkah donuts) around New Haven, Connecticut? Asking for a friend in the area.
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I whipped up some sweet and sour sauce that's so good, I'm going to need to buy some more food to put it on.
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I don't remember if the last coconut pie I had was coconut cream or coconut custard, but it's been a very long time and I need to have at least one of them soon.
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Is my extra tiredness and bad mood due to grief from a recent death of someone close to me, even though it was something I'd been anticipating for a couple of years?
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
One advantage of having no plans for Thanksgiving is I could have it both tomorrow and Thursday and no one would care.
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 AM
♬ It's the dog park ♬
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I think I've found my new favorite Indian dish - shahi paneer. Tomato sauce, cream, and spices - how could I not love it?
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Yippee-ki-yay, Charlie Brown.
Madness, Charlie Brown. Madness!
Charlie Brown! Oh, God, Charlie Brown! Blood! Blood!
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Madness, Charlie Brown. Madness!
Charlie Brown! Oh, God, Charlie Brown! Blood! Blood!
Those Aren't Pillows, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Charlie Brown! Oh, God, Charlie Brown! Blood! Blood!
Those Aren't Pillows, Charlie Brown!
Get Busy Livin' or Get Busy Dyin', Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Those Aren't Pillows, Charlie Brown!
Get Busy Livin' or Get Busy Dyin', Charlie Brown.
You're in the asshole of the world, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I went out tonight to see a friend do standup despite feeling a little sick. And while I'm glad I made myself go out, now I'm very tired.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Get Busy Livin' or Get Busy Dyin', Charlie Brown.
You're in the asshole of the world, Charlie Brown.
You’re a sick fuck, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Reposted by John Linen
If my heart is a place, it’s @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social: one of the most innovative, inclusive, and wonderful comics shops—and communities—that I’ve had the privilege to be a part of.

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November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
He's making a list
and checking it twice
He's gonna find out
who wants to eat rice
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Reposted by John Linen
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I still try to mask in public, but it does make it difficult when you feel stressed and need some deep breathing.
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM