John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
My parents visited a T-shirt factory and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
A friend's old cat would steal asparagus off the table.
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
A friend's old cat would steal asparagus off the table.
I wonder if it actually wound up as a bartender.
December 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I wonder if it actually wound up as a bartender.
I saw Surprise Jalapeños at the Lost Horizon in Syracuse in 1989.
December 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I saw Surprise Jalapeños at the Lost Horizon in Syracuse in 1989.
Yes. Yes, he does.
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Yes. Yes, he does.
Not my gumdrop buttons!
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Not my gumdrop buttons!
Gasps, clutches pearls, faints.
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Gasps, clutches pearls, faints.
Feeling like a hand in rusted shame. So do you laugh or does it cry?
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Feeling like a hand in rusted shame. So do you laugh or does it cry?
"We're going to call it TrumpBall. It's gonna be yooge."
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"We're going to call it TrumpBall. It's gonna be yooge."
My family's first cat loved cantaloupe.
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My family's first cat loved cantaloupe.
Though there's a football game on (at least in L.A.) so it's scheduled to air at 9:30, but of course live events sometimes go long. I'm recording every show for an hour or so afterwards just in case.
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Though there's a football game on (at least in L.A.) so it's scheduled to air at 9:30, but of course live events sometimes go long. I'm recording every show for an hour or so afterwards just in case.
Great. Now Bert's always going to be crashing on their couch.
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Great. Now Bert's always going to be crashing on their couch.