John Condit
@johncondit.bsky.social
Sometimes I write things at goonhammer.com
literally this is what you will be told by people in my industry with the authority to fine you hundreds of thousands of dollars if you use ai
October 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
literally this is what you will be told by people in my industry with the authority to fine you hundreds of thousands of dollars if you use ai
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Go ChiSox. Boo BoSox.
September 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Go ChiSox. Boo BoSox.
you kids wanna see a dead body
September 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
you kids wanna see a dead body
"There is no evidence that the investigation was retaliatory. "
*lists evidence that it was retaliatory*
what are we even doing here
*lists evidence that it was retaliatory*
what are we even doing here
August 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
"There is no evidence that the investigation was retaliatory. "
*lists evidence that it was retaliatory*
what are we even doing here
*lists evidence that it was retaliatory*
what are we even doing here
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i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo
August 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo
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you know who could be considered, in some ways, an "andrew tate of the left"? your fucking therapist
August 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
you know who could be considered, in some ways, an "andrew tate of the left"? your fucking therapist
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people who say "i'll never vote for party A unless they give me X, Y and Z" understand and are participating in democracy. anyone who is like "i will vote for party A under any circumstances no matter what" may as well have a king
July 17, 2025 at 10:25 AM
people who say "i'll never vote for party A unless they give me X, Y and Z" understand and are participating in democracy. anyone who is like "i will vote for party A under any circumstances no matter what" may as well have a king
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Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
you know, maybe it's just me, but when a wannabe fascist balks at implementing his fascist policies, my first instinct would not be to call him a chicken
June 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
you know, maybe it's just me, but when a wannabe fascist balks at implementing his fascist policies, my first instinct would not be to call him a chicken
*a young 75, cancer notwithstanding
The family of Dem Rep. Gerry Connolly announced that he has died at 75. Connolly had been fighting cancer.
Gerry Connolly, Democratic Congressman From Virginia, Dead At 75
He "passed away peacefully at his home this morning surrounded by family," Connolly's family said in a statement.
www.huffpost.com
May 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
*a young 75, cancer notwithstanding
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Biden was our Chernenko and these are our Aging Kremlin Hardliners
May 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Biden was our Chernenko and these are our Aging Kremlin Hardliners
somewhere, adrian vermeule woke up in a cold sweat screaming "No! Not like *that*!"
funny bit for a polling firm would be to add Pope Leo XIV to their 2028 Democratic primary tracking poll, just to gauge how much of the current dynamic is the result purely of name recognition
May 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
somewhere, adrian vermeule woke up in a cold sweat screaming "No! Not like *that*!"
if, as a "former federal prosecutor and...defense lawyer for decades" your first thought in response to this story is not "these charges are bullshit" but rather "they were insufficient deferential to her position" you may have lost the plot here
April 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
if, as a "former federal prosecutor and...defense lawyer for decades" your first thought in response to this story is not "these charges are bullshit" but rather "they were insufficient deferential to her position" you may have lost the plot here
why is tom friedman pushing for self-driving taxis
whose "everyman" bona fides is he going to co-opt to launder his reactionary centrist nonsense if there are no taxi drivers anymore
whose "everyman" bona fides is he going to co-opt to launder his reactionary centrist nonsense if there are no taxi drivers anymore
April 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
why is tom friedman pushing for self-driving taxis
whose "everyman" bona fides is he going to co-opt to launder his reactionary centrist nonsense if there are no taxi drivers anymore
whose "everyman" bona fides is he going to co-opt to launder his reactionary centrist nonsense if there are no taxi drivers anymore
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April Fools Day is the Super Bowl for the least funny people in existence.
April 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
April Fools Day is the Super Bowl for the least funny people in existence.
hell, same
i would drink a marxarita
I am sorry to her for posting this but I feel like people need to know that this is what they attacked her with (in comics, media, IRL)
IMMEDIATELY when she hit the scene after her grassroots campaign & no corporate sponsors
Because they were THREATENED AS FUCK
#AOC
IMMEDIATELY when she hit the scene after her grassroots campaign & no corporate sponsors
Because they were THREATENED AS FUCK
#AOC
March 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
hell, same
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But hey, he did win his district (it's D+20 and he underperformed the average Democrat).
March 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
But hey, he did win his district (it's D+20 and he underperformed the average Democrat).
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There are no words in the English language sufficient to describe how heartburstingly angry I am at the 8 traitors who just sold us all down the river.
It is our job as Americans to make sure they can NEVER appear in public life EVER again.
Die wretched and alone, unloved by your country.
It is our job as Americans to make sure they can NEVER appear in public life EVER again.
Die wretched and alone, unloved by your country.
March 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
There are no words in the English language sufficient to describe how heartburstingly angry I am at the 8 traitors who just sold us all down the river.
It is our job as Americans to make sure they can NEVER appear in public life EVER again.
Die wretched and alone, unloved by your country.
It is our job as Americans to make sure they can NEVER appear in public life EVER again.
Die wretched and alone, unloved by your country.
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The GOP and Trump continuing resolution can be summed up like this:
The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and Trump and Musk get a free pass to continue their damage.
I’m a NO. We must fight their attacks on working families.
The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and Trump and Musk get a free pass to continue their damage.
I’m a NO. We must fight their attacks on working families.
March 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The GOP and Trump continuing resolution can be summed up like this:
The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and Trump and Musk get a free pass to continue their damage.
I’m a NO. We must fight their attacks on working families.
The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and Trump and Musk get a free pass to continue their damage.
I’m a NO. We must fight their attacks on working families.
get his ass chris
@schumer.senate.gov If you vote for cloture you are a stain on this country’s history that will never go away. You are willingly passing power to a tyrant in waiting, and you are a disgrace to every oath of office any senator has ever sworn. Your legacy will be one of cowardice and contempt.
March 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
get his ass chris
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@schumer.senate.gov If you vote for cloture you are a stain on this country’s history that will never go away. You are willingly passing power to a tyrant in waiting, and you are a disgrace to every oath of office any senator has ever sworn. Your legacy will be one of cowardice and contempt.
March 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
@schumer.senate.gov If you vote for cloture you are a stain on this country’s history that will never go away. You are willingly passing power to a tyrant in waiting, and you are a disgrace to every oath of office any senator has ever sworn. Your legacy will be one of cowardice and contempt.
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AOC should announce a primary against Schumer tonight.
March 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
AOC should announce a primary against Schumer tonight.