Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone
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Former church worker turned social worker. I got kicked out of homeschool in eighth grade. he/him
Fellas, is it gay to have a girlfriend
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Fellas, is it gay to have a girlfriend
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So I would say in general when a headline like this happens things would not be going well
*LEAVITT: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
So I would say in general when a headline like this happens things would not be going well
Why isn’t Pennywise in The Passion of the Christ
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Why isn’t Pennywise in The Passion of the Christ
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Can I tell you about somebody else divine who got rebooted
Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey.
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Can I tell you about somebody else divine who got rebooted
Poker Face being cancelled is my Joker origin story
‘POKER FACE’ has been cancelled by Peacock after 2 seasons.
However, Rian Johnson is pitching a new version of the series with Peter Dinklage taking over as detective Charlie Cale
(Source: Deadline)
However, Rian Johnson is pitching a new version of the series with Peter Dinklage taking over as detective Charlie Cale
(Source: Deadline)
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Poker Face being cancelled is my Joker origin story
Honk if you’d rather be burning your American Eagle jeans at a socially distanced bonfire
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Honk if you’d rather be burning your American Eagle jeans at a socially distanced bonfire
Maybe the real $2,000 tariff check is the friendships we made along the way
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Maybe the real $2,000 tariff check is the friendships we made along the way
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
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When one window closes, another door opens. This poltergeist is a huge pain in the ass
September 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
When one window closes, another door opens. This poltergeist is a huge pain in the ass
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Doing left-wing extremism by renewing my library card.
September 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Doing left-wing extremism by renewing my library card.
Me watching David Jonsson in THE LONG WALK:
September 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Me watching David Jonsson in THE LONG WALK:
God gives his toughest battles (having an office by the middle school band room) to his strongest warriors (a grown man with perfect pitch)
September 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
God gives his toughest battles (having an office by the middle school band room) to his strongest warriors (a grown man with perfect pitch)
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The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...
At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.
www.cnn.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...
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We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.
September 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.
Have you tried calling your representatives about this, Chuck
Fire RFK Jr. now.
August 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Have you tried calling your representatives about this, Chuck
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Remembering the time James Dobson told a very true story about how a hot girl in a car smiled at him which he knew meant she was trying to get him to follow her home and put her through a headboard.
August 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Remembering the time James Dobson told a very true story about how a hot girl in a car smiled at him which he knew meant she was trying to get him to follow her home and put her through a headboard.
*May 2025*
Me: “I’m calling to schedule an appointment with a dietitian.”
Dietitian: “We can see you in June :)”
Me: “Great!”
Dietitian: “Sorry, it’s not available anymore :)”
Me: “Why?”
Dietitian: “September :)”
Me: “Fine.”
Me: “I’m calling to schedule an appointment with a dietitian.”
Dietitian: “We can see you in June :)”
Me: “Great!”
Dietitian: “Sorry, it’s not available anymore :)”
Me: “Why?”
Dietitian: “September :)”
Me: “Fine.”
August 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*May 2025*
Me: “I’m calling to schedule an appointment with a dietitian.”
Dietitian: “We can see you in June :)”
Me: “Great!”
Dietitian: “Sorry, it’s not available anymore :)”
Me: “Why?”
Dietitian: “September :)”
Me: “Fine.”
Me: “I’m calling to schedule an appointment with a dietitian.”
Dietitian: “We can see you in June :)”
Me: “Great!”
Dietitian: “Sorry, it’s not available anymore :)”
Me: “Why?”
Dietitian: “September :)”
Me: “Fine.”
Just landed in the Bahamas and asking every airport employee if a local movie theater is showing WEAPONS so I can see it again
August 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just landed in the Bahamas and asking every airport employee if a local movie theater is showing WEAPONS so I can see it again
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the conspiracy goes even higher than you think, chris; jesus didn’t talk about gay marriage at all.
August 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
the conspiracy goes even higher than you think, chris; jesus didn’t talk about gay marriage at all.
There are a lot of things about Calvin that bring up so much embarrassment and shame, but the concerts Ken Heffner booked are not on that list.
When I tell you the guy booking shows for my college was a cultural savant
July 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
There are a lot of things about Calvin that bring up so much embarrassment and shame, but the concerts Ken Heffner booked are not on that list.
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What is going on with my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals”?
July 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
What is going on with my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals”?
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