Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸
@joeaconite.com
Welcome to BlueSky. The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
I like weird things and may share them.
I mean it.
WEIRD STUFF.
He/Him
https://ko-fi.com/joeaconite
I like weird things and may share them.
I mean it.
WEIRD STUFF.
He/Him
https://ko-fi.com/joeaconite
Facial Recognition AI will be trained to think everyone has a middle finger growing from their face.
January 18, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Facial Recognition AI will be trained to think everyone has a middle finger growing from their face.
FOX broadcasters.
January 18, 2026 at 12:15 AM
FOX broadcasters.
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I tried to take a drink every time she said “Oh no!” and now I am dead.
January 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I tried to take a drink every time she said “Oh no!” and now I am dead.
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Remembering today the late 🇺🇸American theatre, film and television actress, singer and songwriter #EarthaKitt (17 January 1927 – 25 December 2008) born #OnThisDay in North, South Carolina
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Remembering today the late 🇺🇸American theatre, film and television actress, singer and songwriter #EarthaKitt (17 January 1927 – 25 December 2008) born #OnThisDay in North, South Carolina
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Gavin Newsom Interviews Mecha Hitler in Latest Episode of His Podcast
Gavin Newsom Interviews Mecha Hitler in Latest Episode of His Podcast - Hard Drive
FAIR OAKS, Calif. — California governor Gavin Newsom hosted Mecha Hitler on the latest episode of his “This is Gavin Newsom” podcast. ... Read the full masterpiece
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January 16, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Gavin Newsom Interviews Mecha Hitler in Latest Episode of His Podcast
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January 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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Suitable for sharing.
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Suitable for sharing.
Gavin Newsom going on Ben Shapiro alone should show you where he is.
January 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Gavin Newsom going on Ben Shapiro alone should show you where he is.
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Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.
January 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.
Protesters tossing deer piss balloons is very Minnesota.
January 17, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Protesters tossing deer piss balloons is very Minnesota.
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An army of boymen with daddy issues.
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
An army of boymen with daddy issues.
MAGA church new testament.
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
MAGA church new testament.
Just need an idiot with a huge broccoli head of hair trying to break into an active MRI.
January 17, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Just need an idiot with a huge broccoli head of hair trying to break into an active MRI.
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"Imagine" - This is the vibe on the street near Minneapolis. #IceOut @teslatakedown.com @teslatakedownmn.bsky.social @indivistwincities.bsky.social @alexwinter.com @maddow.bsky.social @jcollins.bsky.social @50501movement.bsky.social @aclumn.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 6:01 PM
"Imagine" - This is the vibe on the street near Minneapolis. #IceOut @teslatakedown.com @teslatakedownmn.bsky.social @indivistwincities.bsky.social @alexwinter.com @maddow.bsky.social @jcollins.bsky.social @50501movement.bsky.social @aclumn.bsky.social
I just don't think these ICE goons know how legally fucked they are and as a fed agent their name will be in records.
Enjoy the dance.
A fiddle will get paid.
Enjoy the dance.
A fiddle will get paid.
January 17, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I just don't think these ICE goons know how legally fucked they are and as a fed agent their name will be in records.
Enjoy the dance.
A fiddle will get paid.
Enjoy the dance.
A fiddle will get paid.
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you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
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I've been quoting this woman my whole life but didn't learn her name until today.
January 17, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I've been quoting this woman my whole life but didn't learn her name until today.
I had a pair of Burgundy Color Nike Air Jordan's found at Carnival Shoes that we spun a wheel getting 20% off thanks to.
They saved me from kid shoe exile.
They saved me from kid shoe exile.
Grew up pretty poor in a pretty poor city so here things were a bit different, at least where I grew up. Kids who flashed expensive clothes were a rarity and nobody really envied them. In fact, they'd get shit for them thinking they're "better than us". Champion was the norm in my school tbh
January 17, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I had a pair of Burgundy Color Nike Air Jordan's found at Carnival Shoes that we spun a wheel getting 20% off thanks to.
They saved me from kid shoe exile.
They saved me from kid shoe exile.
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A horrible old wolf in a horrible longcoat stands before you, You're not sure what's holding him together as he cracks open the vault of knives that is his mouth to ask how your day is going with a genuine concern in his ragged, guttural voice
January 17, 2026 at 11:08 AM
A horrible old wolf in a horrible longcoat stands before you, You're not sure what's holding him together as he cracks open the vault of knives that is his mouth to ask how your day is going with a genuine concern in his ragged, guttural voice
The Trad Con on the left built the stands and signs for both of them. Assured massive funding for the Trump Con. Took years doing it with a smile.
He may look shocked, but will soon burn those books with no fight at all. Then go on FOX saying the Dems caused it & are attacking the MAGA unfairly.
He may look shocked, but will soon burn those books with no fight at all. Then go on FOX saying the Dems caused it & are attacking the MAGA unfairly.
January 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The Trad Con on the left built the stands and signs for both of them. Assured massive funding for the Trump Con. Took years doing it with a smile.
He may look shocked, but will soon burn those books with no fight at all. Then go on FOX saying the Dems caused it & are attacking the MAGA unfairly.
He may look shocked, but will soon burn those books with no fight at all. Then go on FOX saying the Dems caused it & are attacking the MAGA unfairly.
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Given the timing, we consider this to be targeted harassment as punishment for exercising our First Amendment rights.
We're still handing out free whistles. And we just got in hundreds of new yard signs.
Keep resisting, Minnesota. We love you.
We're still handing out free whistles. And we just got in hundreds of new yard signs.
Keep resisting, Minnesota. We love you.
January 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Given the timing, we consider this to be targeted harassment as punishment for exercising our First Amendment rights.
We're still handing out free whistles. And we just got in hundreds of new yard signs.
Keep resisting, Minnesota. We love you.
We're still handing out free whistles. And we just got in hundreds of new yard signs.
Keep resisting, Minnesota. We love you.
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On Friday, the Working Families Party launched a new website. It features pages dedicated to opposition research on Fetterman, volunteer recruitment and even a link to request donation refunds from his campaign — which the party said it will promote via digital ads.”
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Progressive effort to primary Sen. John Fetterman ramps up
The Working Families Party launched a website where, among other efforts, voters can request refunds from Fetterman’s campaign.
www.nbcnews.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:43 PM
On Friday, the Working Families Party launched a new website. It features pages dedicated to opposition research on Fetterman, volunteer recruitment and even a link to request donation refunds from his campaign — which the party said it will promote via digital ads.”
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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Congress can freeze out funding for ICE in 2 weeks — but only if Democrats are a unified opposition. To make that happen, we must flood their offices with calls to demand ICE Out For Good.
Call your senators: indivisible.org/ice-out-sena...
Call your representative: indivisible.org/ice-out-hous...
Call your senators: indivisible.org/ice-out-sena...
Call your representative: indivisible.org/ice-out-hous...
January 17, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Congress can freeze out funding for ICE in 2 weeks — but only if Democrats are a unified opposition. To make that happen, we must flood their offices with calls to demand ICE Out For Good.
Call your senators: indivisible.org/ice-out-sena...
Call your representative: indivisible.org/ice-out-hous...
Call your senators: indivisible.org/ice-out-sena...
Call your representative: indivisible.org/ice-out-hous...