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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸
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Welcome to BlueSky. The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
I like weird things and may share them.
I mean it.
WEIRD STUFF.

He/Him

https://ko-fi.com/joeaconite
But as we imagine, the family life
The little girl meats constant strife

Always told she never meats their goal
So, she keeps her head down and wheel goes around

Hot dogs are her soul

So now we begin the story and sin

Of Glizzie

(Glizzie Borden: The Musical)
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Glizzie
Borden

The last of her kin, but how to begin
Sent far away child

Return to her kind when fortunes declined
Reclaimed to grind meat
She went out of her mind

Young... Glizzie
That... Glizzie
Bad... Glizzie
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Meating the demands of a hungry folk
But what sinister taboo was now broke?

By... Glizzie
Oh... Glizzie
God... Glizzie

The rumor mill churning your hate
The casing tight sealing your fate

I couldn't relish the Hell that now awaits
For a lost soul
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The Hotdog murder heiress of Chicago
The fearful weiner tail of her woe

Made a fortune making family dissappear

Never a body found
But that magnified the fear
No one could find a clue they did survive
But why was the factory still alive?
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The worst people in the world given exactly what they deserve is a comfort food.
And by what they deserve, I mean, mockery. Cause a lot of times, they never get what they really deserve.
But the show helps.
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
He's worse.
A great history by 'Behind the Bastards' on this guy.

youtu.be/pG4cfO9k2Mg?...
Part One: Dr. Phil Is Even Worse Than You Think And You Probably Think He Suck | BEHIND THE BASTARDS
YouTube video by Behind the Bastards
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Hawwlidays
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The worst of life we leave behind, and what it takes a piece of.
And if our tail gives peace of mind
Be greatful thats the least of.
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
And the minute the tide turns this piece of shit is going to try to flip to say, "I was never part of this, I was just observing as a psychologist for the benefit of these people."
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Donkcember
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Test for dementia. "Cognitive" is the way they pitch it to him.
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The symbolic home of the leader of our country and now a center for welcoming new citizens would be the best revenge.
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Charged extra for stealing silverware for hordes and kidnapping princesses.
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I feel he used a wrestling term, "getting color". A bright splash of blood and a raised fist. Fucking Hogan crap.
I get guff for being conspiratorial in this, but I worked elderly facilities where people younger than him got cuts that bled profusely and left scars for life. Nothing after a chunk?
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It's too far gone to stop. BUT once new powers come to be converting it up into things he would HATE would be more fun.
Make it place for immigrants to be sworn in as citizens.
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM