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everyone is 12
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
everyone is 12
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Last reskeet made me think, maybe I should do a daily "advent calendar" thread of not-awful Christmas songs. I will include Slade, Wizzard, and McCartney because they're amazing, but few of the other played-to-death ones.
Day 1 is of course Half Man Half Biscuit
Day 1 is of course Half Man Half Biscuit
Half Man Half Biscuit - It's Clichéd to Be Cynical at Christmas [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Last reskeet made me think, maybe I should do a daily "advent calendar" thread of not-awful Christmas songs. I will include Slade, Wizzard, and McCartney because they're amazing, but few of the other played-to-death ones.
Day 1 is of course Half Man Half Biscuit
Day 1 is of course Half Man Half Biscuit
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I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
September 16, 2023 at 10:12 PM
I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
This thread is so very important
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
This thread is so very important
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I repeat, RFK Jr doesn’t have to say “I’m banning vaccines” to effectively ban vaccines. Exhibit umpteen hundred and sixteen (this happened the same day they appointed the anti-vaxxing snake-oil salesman above as deputy CDC head):
The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I repeat, RFK Jr doesn’t have to say “I’m banning vaccines” to effectively ban vaccines. Exhibit umpteen hundred and sixteen (this happened the same day they appointed the anti-vaxxing snake-oil salesman above as deputy CDC head):
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Wow.
There some big Country Joe McDonald energy going on here.
There some big Country Joe McDonald energy going on here.
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Wow.
There some big Country Joe McDonald energy going on here.
There some big Country Joe McDonald energy going on here.
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
The best thing I’ve seen on the socials lately is that right-wing post of Mamdani putting his hand on his heart and then waving to the crowd, comparing it to Musk… when all it does is validate how obvious it was that Musk was doing a N*zi salute
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The best thing I’ve seen on the socials lately is that right-wing post of Mamdani putting his hand on his heart and then waving to the crowd, comparing it to Musk… when all it does is validate how obvious it was that Musk was doing a N*zi salute
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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every science news article is like "chinese researchers invent cure for hurting your back getting out of bed" and every science policy news article is like "uncomfortable bed lobby successfully lobbies trump admin with $500 bribe"
November 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
every science news article is like "chinese researchers invent cure for hurting your back getting out of bed" and every science policy news article is like "uncomfortable bed lobby successfully lobbies trump admin with $500 bribe"
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[Ad Agency]
BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots
ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown
MCDONALDS: nice
BURGER KING: love it
BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots
ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown
MCDONALDS: nice
BURGER KING: love it
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
[Ad Agency]
BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots
ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown
MCDONALDS: nice
BURGER KING: love it
BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots
ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown
MCDONALDS: nice
BURGER KING: love it
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lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
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In some ways, the regime half-assedly tearing off part of the White House without regard for construction protocols might have more of an impact on the offline folks than the past ten months.
October 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
In some ways, the regime half-assedly tearing off part of the White House without regard for construction protocols might have more of an impact on the offline folks than the past ten months.
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Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Optometrist: Your glasses are ready
Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Optometrist: Your glasses are ready
Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance
October 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Optometrist: Your glasses are ready
Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Optometrist: Your glasses are ready
Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance
Happy Sunday, folks. Let’s boogie
October 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Happy Sunday, folks. Let’s boogie
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
sherman, for the love of god!
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
I just couldn’t resist. Wakin’ up in the morning with revolution on my mind… (but with puns)
October 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I just couldn’t resist. Wakin’ up in the morning with revolution on my mind… (but with puns)
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WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
October 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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I think it should be socially and legally acceptable to smack these clean off somebody's face if they're filming you against your will
Buckle Up, the Smart Glasses Backlash Is Coming https://gizmodo.com/buckle-up-the-smart-glasses-backlash-is-coming-2000668213
Buckle Up, the Smart Glasses Backlash Is Coming
Is this #glassholes 2.0?
gizmodo.com
October 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I think it should be socially and legally acceptable to smack these clean off somebody's face if they're filming you against your will
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Do you ever think about the fact that Wikipedia is the last good major website on the internet? You aren't bombarded with ads. It doesn't try to push video on you, and it doesn't redirect you to a scam site.
October 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Do you ever think about the fact that Wikipedia is the last good major website on the internet? You aren't bombarded with ads. It doesn't try to push video on you, and it doesn't redirect you to a scam site.
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He’s going to blow up the entire country to prevent the release of the Epstein files, isn’t he
September 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
He’s going to blow up the entire country to prevent the release of the Epstein files, isn’t he
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There is no measured way to say what I am about to say.
If the Supreme Court agrees with the Trump administration to end birthright citizenship, we must end this current Supreme Court.
I do not say this lightly.
If the Supreme Court agrees with the Trump administration to end birthright citizenship, we must end this current Supreme Court.
I do not say this lightly.
September 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
There is no measured way to say what I am about to say.
If the Supreme Court agrees with the Trump administration to end birthright citizenship, we must end this current Supreme Court.
I do not say this lightly.
If the Supreme Court agrees with the Trump administration to end birthright citizenship, we must end this current Supreme Court.
I do not say this lightly.