J.K. Rockin'
@jkrockin.bsky.social
Your buddy Jenn! Queer, fat, old af legend of emo. Mostly cat pictures. She/her.
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J.K. Rockin'
@jkrockin.bsky.social
· Mar 13
Every time I take the car through an automated car wash, I wonder how it feels to be pummelled by those big spinny silicone brushes that go whappawhappawhappa. Another sensation denied me by my fragile mortal body.
How's my mono flare going, you ask? Well, it's 10:14 PM AEDT, and I'm going to bed.
December 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
How's my mono flare going, you ask? Well, it's 10:14 PM AEDT, and I'm going to bed.
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in the stripped club
straight zorkin it
and by it, lets just say
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
straight zorkin it
and by it, lets just say
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
in the stripped club
straight zorkin it
and by it, lets just say
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
straight zorkin it
and by it, lets just say
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Catching up on my pre-Christmas viewing with 1984's Night of the Comet.
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Catching up on my pre-Christmas viewing with 1984's Night of the Comet.
Fellow tattoo havers: what do we reckon the etiquette is with getting someone to work on pieces started by other artists if the original artist isn't available? I want to get my lil black and grey pumpkin coloured in, but the guy who did it has moved to the UK.
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Fellow tattoo havers: what do we reckon the etiquette is with getting someone to work on pieces started by other artists if the original artist isn't available? I want to get my lil black and grey pumpkin coloured in, but the guy who did it has moved to the UK.
Ah, the social media age ban must have gone through- Discord now locks me out of "adult" channels. Well. Sic transit gloria I guess!
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Ah, the social media age ban must have gone through- Discord now locks me out of "adult" channels. Well. Sic transit gloria I guess!
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Maybe the only good thing AI has done for me is make me realize how deeply I need to get back into reading, tactile hobbies, and whatever other practices help me get offline.
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Maybe the only good thing AI has done for me is make me realize how deeply I need to get back into reading, tactile hobbies, and whatever other practices help me get offline.
Tonight: Rebecca Black, at the Metro.
December 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Tonight: Rebecca Black, at the Metro.
Last night I discovered that what I thought was a box of cat food was in fact an empty cat food box which I'd used as a recycling receptacle. Oops. Put in an online order with a pet shop, chuck in some litter to make up free shipping, they tell me it will come today, okay, sweet.
It was not sweet.
It was not sweet.
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Last night I discovered that what I thought was a box of cat food was in fact an empty cat food box which I'd used as a recycling receptacle. Oops. Put in an online order with a pet shop, chuck in some litter to make up free shipping, they tell me it will come today, okay, sweet.
It was not sweet.
It was not sweet.
It's something I've evangelised about before, and I'll do it again: pay it forward and barter groups fucking rule. Today I traded a leather vest I never wore (bought on sale, didn't fit) to a guy off a trade group for cold drip coffee and two loaves of, as it transpires, very nice sourdough bread.
December 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It's something I've evangelised about before, and I'll do it again: pay it forward and barter groups fucking rule. Today I traded a leather vest I never wore (bought on sale, didn't fit) to a guy off a trade group for cold drip coffee and two loaves of, as it transpires, very nice sourdough bread.
There's a whole episode of Buffy season 2 I've never seen- I missed it on TV, and the episode was corrupted on the first set of DVDs we had- but tonight we change all that! Actually watching s02e11, "Ted", or: Joyce's Evil Stepford Robot Boyfriend
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
There's a whole episode of Buffy season 2 I've never seen- I missed it on TV, and the episode was corrupted on the first set of DVDs we had- but tonight we change all that! Actually watching s02e11, "Ted", or: Joyce's Evil Stepford Robot Boyfriend
My newly acquired habit of leaving the radio on in the morning while I'm puttering about is nice, but it does mean I'm hearing more new, current music than I have for years, and also that I find myself with things like Peach PRC's Miss Erotica looping in my head while I'm trying to do spreadsheets.
December 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
My newly acquired habit of leaving the radio on in the morning while I'm puttering about is nice, but it does mean I'm hearing more new, current music than I have for years, and also that I find myself with things like Peach PRC's Miss Erotica looping in my head while I'm trying to do spreadsheets.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
This afternoon: Merrily We Roll Along filmed proshot, at Event Cinemas Burwood.
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
This afternoon: Merrily We Roll Along filmed proshot, at Event Cinemas Burwood.
Due to last night's inhospitable heat I slept poorly, and then today I went out in the heat and socialised and experienced much human noise, so now I'm going to bed at 11 PM like some sort of child.
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Due to last night's inhospitable heat I slept poorly, and then today I went out in the heat and socialised and experienced much human noise, so now I'm going to bed at 11 PM like some sort of child.
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
The real problem with investing in a good quality mattress that feels nice to sleep on is: eventually I have to leave comfy bed :(
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The real problem with investing in a good quality mattress that feels nice to sleep on is: eventually I have to leave comfy bed :(
I need to get up and plug my phone in but I've been trapped on the couch by the wily dracula
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I need to get up and plug my phone in but I've been trapped on the couch by the wily dracula
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"but"?!
Star Trek is the quintessential Horny Sci-Fi Series. Every iteration: mads horny.
Star Trek is the quintessential Horny Sci-Fi Series. Every iteration: mads horny.
is this like "Star Trek- but they FUCK!" or something?
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
"but"?!
Star Trek is the quintessential Horny Sci-Fi Series. Every iteration: mads horny.
Star Trek is the quintessential Horny Sci-Fi Series. Every iteration: mads horny.
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You can't love movies without loving some bad movies.
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 AM
You can't love movies without loving some bad movies.
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Me: Also me:
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Me: Also me:
Having neglected to take before shots of my gnarly regrowth, it is time to do Things to my hair.
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Having neglected to take before shots of my gnarly regrowth, it is time to do Things to my hair.
How DARE I attempt to put away my laundry.
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
How DARE I attempt to put away my laundry.
Sweet Pea has developed a new hobby of stealing the paper wrappers the toilet paper comes in and methodically shredding them to confetti with her teeth. It's a cheap toy, at least!
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Sweet Pea has developed a new hobby of stealing the paper wrappers the toilet paper comes in and methodically shredding them to confetti with her teeth. It's a cheap toy, at least!
Through a confluence of the kindness of my loved ones and 2 AM mistakes by yours truly, I have THREE advent calendars this year- a tea one from T2 from my lovely brother, Koko Black pralines from @fishmouse.bsky.social, and a Bonne Maman one from myself. Hard at it enjoying little treats every day.
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Through a confluence of the kindness of my loved ones and 2 AM mistakes by yours truly, I have THREE advent calendars this year- a tea one from T2 from my lovely brother, Koko Black pralines from @fishmouse.bsky.social, and a Bonne Maman one from myself. Hard at it enjoying little treats every day.
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WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)