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J.K. Rockin'

@jkrockin.bsky.social

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Your buddy Jenn! Queer, fat, old af legend of emo. Mostly cat pictures. She/her.

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J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · Mar 13

Every time I take the car through an automated car wash, I wonder how it feels to be pummelled by those big spinny silicone brushes that go whappawhappawhappa. Another sensation denied me by my fragile mortal body.

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J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 13h

*casts Fire Bolt and, as I did NINE TIMES in that combat, misses*

J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 15h

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS (actually mostly fightin' hags in a forest)

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J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 18h

abcdefg erasure 😔

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J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 20h

Throwing things away is such a rush.

J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 21h

I do understand intellectually that the miniskirt was considered progressive and liberating at the time, but her Whole Butt is Out. Starfleet needs workplace safety officers.

J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 23h

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J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 23h

As a canned champignon lover, you can use them like any other mushroom- with the caveat that they're functionally already cooked by the canning process, so they mostly need heating. I often use them as a side (browned in butter with some fresh herbs is my go-to) or add them to pasta or risotto.

J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 1d

They did come eventually, so now I am down one pile of crap! Huzzah!

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J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 1d

The rubbish collection people I'd booked to come at 8 AM texted at 10:08 AM to ask if it's okay for them to come at 11:30 AM. Fine! I suppose! Not sure what my options are, there!

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 2d

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Fat little brown/white/grey bird with a yellow tummy stands on concrete with flora behind it

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J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 2d

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's Sarah Connor's 1984 Honda Elite CH150 scooter.

A screencap from The Terminator (1984) showing Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor, riding a 1984 Honda Elite scooter.

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J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 2d

Benefit of old brick house with good insulation: stays nice and cool even when it's yucky hot outside
Drawback: small animal who lives in my house does not know it's yucky hot outside, and does not understand why her coming and putting her hairy little body directly on my body is currently unwelcome

J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 3d

And even if you somehow managed to walk blindfolded into the tattoo parlor, throw a dart at a board of flash, and not see the Nazi symbol until after the tattoo was done, not doing anything to remove it or cover it up for twenty Earth years??? Give me a break.

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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah idk about you but that one was never a problem for me actually

Marked safe from having had a Nazi phase today

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J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 3d

Very interested in the little guys on the boat.

A grey-brown dilute torbie cat lying on a blue blanket, looking intently at something off screen (she's watching Master and Commander with me)

J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 3d

All I ask is a tall ship and a big beefy blond fellow and a weedy little Irishman and a crew of lanky drama school lads and a sprinkling of older character actors and a sack of glue-on sideburns to sail her by

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Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast @softoctober.bsky.social · 3d

It is traditional to open negotiations with the emissary of the Mouse Queen with a bottle of WD-40. A bottle of vegetable oil will work in a pinch, but don't you DARE insult her with PTFE, lest your home be descended upon by her mouse legions

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J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 3d

I do still feel a little robbed of the Aubrey-Maturin concert room meet ugly, and when someone gives me several hundred million dollars to helm a Hornblower style series of painstakingly faithful movies that's where I'll start, but I do think the choice to open with hot ship on ship action was wise.

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J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 3d

Peter Weir knows what the people want, and it's Russell Crowe sweating and bleeding and confused in naval uniform.

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J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 3d

you know what fuckin time it is!!!

A wall-mounted TV showing the opening title card of Master and Commander: the Far Side of the World. Text reads, in all caps: "April — 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

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J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 3d

Only caught one on camera, but this beast had a LOT to say during my international committee meeting.

J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 3d

Meeting up for food or bevs is good, museum or gallery trips are good (depending on how much you want to chat and how noise-friendly the venue is!). You want a chill, public hang where it's fine if you're not feeling it and you wrap up early, and also fine if you kick on to another thing together.

J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 3d

The nerves are SO real. Tips: for first time real life hangs, aim for relaxed, low-pressure, easy to curtail or prolong depending on how you feel on the day. I've met internet pals with whom I did not turn out to vibe in real life, and others who I've ended up spending six hours with just yappin'.

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · Nov 4

“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“

Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea

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J.K. Rockin' @jkrockin.bsky.social · 4d

Here's one of the sleepy snoozer.

A grey-brown dilute torbie cat curled up asleep on a blue blanket. Her fluffy ear furnishings and tiny white nose patch are visible.