Littlehawk of Horrors
@bizarroland.bsky.social
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Modern day Lakota man. I bear a shard of the hoop. I don't belong here with you But I won't be long anywhere.
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bizarroland.bsky.social
Date night. You. Me. A couple of other people. Bliss
3 side by side toilets with a urinal on both the left and the right
bizarroland.bsky.social
I changed my phone number and lost contact with everybody. I kept texting them and saying, "Hey, this is me, this is my new number," and they kept blocking my new number. I think I lost like 7 friends and 14 family members.

and honestly good riddance.
bizarroland.bsky.social
DIYing a knockoff with a pair of scissors and a glue stick
bizarroland.bsky.social
You know, I've never actually sat down and watched the original Nosferatu. I just have the mental image of that one clip that everyone shows when they're talking about Nosferatu.
bizarroland.bsky.social
Fountains of John Wayne
dakall.bsky.social
Nicholas Cage the Elephant
chuckedahl.bsky.social
Steve McQueens of the Stone Age
bizarroland.bsky.social
Quote this with the first four horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10 for you. No cheating, just the first four that pop into your head.

Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
Cats (original Broadway recording)
samfloyd1987.bsky.social
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Dracula (1931)
Bride of Frankenstein
Nope
Witch
jsands84.bsky.social
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Silent Hill
Sinners
Sinister
Trick r’ Treat
bizarroland.bsky.social
To be more specific, they got in the car, and I yelled at them from the safety of my hidey hole, "Drive! Drive, motherfucker, drive!" and they screamed but they drove.
bizarroland.bsky.social
Suddenly remembered the time that I was poor and I shoplifted some food.

Alarms went off and I booked it

I jumped into the back of my friend's car and hid under a coat

My friends drove off while I was still hiding, they didn't know what had happened

I climbed out and scared the shit out of them
bizarroland.bsky.social
What I wanted was a quantum leap movie or mini-series where somebody else takes over the mantle and rescues Sam from the original timeline.
bizarroland.bsky.social
We deal with a lot of child abuse cases at my job, and occasionally being able to summarize 1,800 page depositions with chatgpt is handy, but it'll stop processing whenever it encounters things that it decides are not okay.

I can see us turning on the sexting ability at work specifically for that.
bizarroland.bsky.social
He really is an entitled prick that does not understand the first thing about making people want to work with you.

He's a good leader in a crisis, but five minutes later he's bitching out Wolverine for taking out 3/4th of the enemies and saving everyone's life because he didn't do it his way.
bizarroland.bsky.social
It doesn't even take that much money. Like, I started losing it the day that I filled up my fuel tank without having to check my bank account balance first.
bizarroland.bsky.social
I think I'd have to turn 98 first.
bizarroland.bsky.social
*takes off my shirt*

PLEASE DONT KILL MY FAMILY!

*unbuckles my belt*

I'LL DO ANYTHING PLEASE
bizarroland.bsky.social
When in doubt, go with the Shatner.

Women love Shatner.

Men love Shatner, too.

Can't go wrong with the Shatner.
bizarroland.bsky.social
Thanks to the polar ice caps melting, there's too much risk that an avatar will awaken.
bizarroland.bsky.social
I'll take an ear so I can say that a girl was actually listening to me.
bizarroland.bsky.social
That early Triple was pretty fucking sweet.