Samzilla Slutton
@samfloyd1987.bsky.social
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He / They 🏳️‍🌈 A gay New Englander born and raised in Vermont. Sometimes NSFW. 🔞
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Sorry everyone, the real antifa are cute cuddly queer space bears.

Homeland Security Barbie hates all things furry.
A group of Ewoks on Endor from Star Wars.
samfloyd1987.bsky.social
You'll also see people throw around Calvinism, as if it's a bad thing. When, in fact, the United Chruch of Christ is Calvinist and one of the most liberal Christian religions.

So, yeah if someone has beef with the UCC they're probably a Zionist and/or queerphobic.
samfloyd1987.bsky.social
Growing up Congregationalist with a Catholic father and being Mormon, for a year, I can confirm the LDS Church is not Protestant. In fact, the Mormons will correct people on this.

I get upset when people assume mainline Protestants and Evangelicals are the same.
samfloyd1987.bsky.social
You look cute with the foxes. 🦊
samfloyd1987.bsky.social
Space werewolves are always hot.
Timber Wolf jumping from a waterfall the that quote, "what the sprock just happened?" from the Legion of Super-Heroes.
samfloyd1987.bsky.social
A young Tim Curry looks hot here.
A young Tim Curry in a black and white photo smiling.
samfloyd1987.bsky.social
At least Bulbapedia won't show us the new Mega Evolutions for Pokémon Legends: Z-A until the release date (October 16, 2025).
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samfloyd1987.bsky.social
I’m:
⚪️ Straight
⚪️ Gay
⚪️ Bi
🟢 Turbo Birdo
An image of Turbo Birdo from Mario Kart
samfloyd1987.bsky.social
I was to get some sleep. Had a weird dream reminding me of this mean substitute teacher I had named Mrs. Bourgeois (not sure if that's the correct spelling). True story, she actually looked and sounded like Ursula the Sea Witch with red died hair.
samfloyd1987.bsky.social
I was up around the same time too. 🫂
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samfloyd1987.bsky.social
The hair brings out your lips. 😘
samfloyd1987.bsky.social
I think my irritated eyelid is causing me to have sleeping problems. Three mornings in a row I've been waking up too early; today the earliest at 3:50 AM. Probably going to try to get back to sleep.
a cartoon drawing of daisy duck sleeping in bed
Alt: Daisy Duck wearing a big pink bow sleeping in bed then being wide awake with her eyes looking around.
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samfloyd1987.bsky.social
We need more hot shirtless professors.
samfloyd1987.bsky.social
Good news is the medicine for my eyelid irritation is working. I'm not itching it anymore though it is dry and flakey. My eye still feels tired and strained like an allergy. I'll be seeing my doctor again next week to see if things get better. I'm glad this is not affecting my vision.
samfloyd1987.bsky.social
I'm happy to finally get some medicine for my irritated eyelid.
samfloyd1987.bsky.social
It's sadly past peak where I am. The drought has affected the foliage this year. 😢
samfloyd1987.bsky.social
I'm so tired of these "[fill in the blank] causes autism" stories. Can't we just accept some people have autism like some people are queer?

Also, I don't trust PETA after they told people to stop catching bugs in Animal Crossing because it "inhumane".
samfloyd1987.bsky.social
I’m:
⚪️ Straight
⚪️ Gay
⚪️ Bi
🟢 Turbo Birdo
An image of Turbo Birdo from Mario Kart