@jkdjeff.bsky.social
Love it.
Humor is important in grim times.
Humor is important in grim times.
People on Twitter are saying the Epstein files are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth at happy hour and we are dead.
December 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Love it.
Humor is important in grim times.
Humor is important in grim times.
We knew that the first iteration of this was going to be redacted into uselessness.
It’s going to take time.
It’s going to take time.
This is a joke and an insult to transparency and to the rights of the Epstein victims, shielding the president and his allies. Here are the Epstein files.
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
We knew that the first iteration of this was going to be redacted into uselessness.
It’s going to take time.
It’s going to take time.
If they couldn't make a bunch of PDF files public with a working search function, it's because they didn't want to.
December 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If they couldn't make a bunch of PDF files public with a working search function, it's because they didn't want to.
Anybody having problems replying to posts today?
I put in a reply and when I go back to look at the parent post, it says “post not found”.
Irritating.
I put in a reply and when I go back to look at the parent post, it says “post not found”.
Irritating.
December 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Anybody having problems replying to posts today?
I put in a reply and when I go back to look at the parent post, it says “post not found”.
Irritating.
I put in a reply and when I go back to look at the parent post, it says “post not found”.
Irritating.
The most reprehensible part of this isn't the vulgarity of it; that's commonplace at this point (although it still bears mentioning).
It's the way he draws a line, when basically ZERO details are known, from the death of the Reiners to Rob's vocal opposition to Trumpism.
It's gross victim blaming.
It's the way he draws a line, when basically ZERO details are known, from the death of the Reiners to Rob's vocal opposition to Trumpism.
It's gross victim blaming.
December 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The most reprehensible part of this isn't the vulgarity of it; that's commonplace at this point (although it still bears mentioning).
It's the way he draws a line, when basically ZERO details are known, from the death of the Reiners to Rob's vocal opposition to Trumpism.
It's gross victim blaming.
It's the way he draws a line, when basically ZERO details are known, from the death of the Reiners to Rob's vocal opposition to Trumpism.
It's gross victim blaming.
“When I was a boy and would see scary things in the news, my mother would say, ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”
"And sometimes they have gigantic balls."
"And sometimes they have gigantic balls."
BREAKING: Watch as bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia.
December 14, 2025 at 10:19 AM
“When I was a boy and would see scary things in the news, my mother would say, ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”
"And sometimes they have gigantic balls."
"And sometimes they have gigantic balls."
They are awesome, intelligent animals.
Don’t eat them.
Don’t eat them.
December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
They are awesome, intelligent animals.
Don’t eat them.
Don’t eat them.
Don’t fly if you can avoid it.
WOW. @haleaziz.bsky.social with a new scoop: ICE now gets a running list of every person who is going to be taking a domestic flight inside the United States from the TSA and runs it through their database looking for targets. This explains the Babson College student's arrest.
Immigration Agents Are Using Air Passenger Data for Deportation Effort
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Don’t fly if you can avoid it.
With the newly released photos today, we're already seeing it.
MAGA could be presented with a graphic picture of Trump molesting a child, and they'd find a way to explain it away and still support him.
The only people whom it's going to move, and hopefully enough, is the middle.
MAGA could be presented with a graphic picture of Trump molesting a child, and they'd find a way to explain it away and still support him.
The only people whom it's going to move, and hopefully enough, is the middle.
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
With the newly released photos today, we're already seeing it.
MAGA could be presented with a graphic picture of Trump molesting a child, and they'd find a way to explain it away and still support him.
The only people whom it's going to move, and hopefully enough, is the middle.
MAGA could be presented with a graphic picture of Trump molesting a child, and they'd find a way to explain it away and still support him.
The only people whom it's going to move, and hopefully enough, is the middle.
WHY WON’T HE JUST DIE ALREADY
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
WHY WON’T HE JUST DIE ALREADY
Our press is so awful.
The response to this should be “that is clearly a lie. Want to try again?”
The response to this should be “that is clearly a lie. Want to try again?”
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Our press is so awful.
The response to this should be “that is clearly a lie. Want to try again?”
The response to this should be “that is clearly a lie. Want to try again?”
I bought this: it came in like TWELVE BAGS OF PIECES.
It's going to take me forever to put together.
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It's going to take me forever to put together.
www.amazon.com/LEGO-Ideas-T...
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December 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I bought this: it came in like TWELVE BAGS OF PIECES.
It's going to take me forever to put together.
www.amazon.com/LEGO-Ideas-T...
It's going to take me forever to put together.
www.amazon.com/LEGO-Ideas-T...
He'd sell his soul for some half price Applebee's mozzarella sticks.
There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
He'd sell his soul for some half price Applebee's mozzarella sticks.
Truer words have seldom been spoken.
The prime market for AI are people with too much money who think tech is the answer to everything.
A while ago I worried that fools and novices would fall into a thrall of AI, unable to adjudicate its outputs. I just didn't think that included tech billionaires
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Truer words have seldom been spoken.
Folks:
The jokes about Trump allegedly blowing Clinton are great, but please leave Monica Lewinsky out of it.
She was slut shamed and used as a political football after being victimized. She deserves peace.
The jokes about Trump allegedly blowing Clinton are great, but please leave Monica Lewinsky out of it.
She was slut shamed and used as a political football after being victimized. She deserves peace.
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Folks:
The jokes about Trump allegedly blowing Clinton are great, but please leave Monica Lewinsky out of it.
She was slut shamed and used as a political football after being victimized. She deserves peace.
The jokes about Trump allegedly blowing Clinton are great, but please leave Monica Lewinsky out of it.
She was slut shamed and used as a political football after being victimized. She deserves peace.
The tiniest glimmer of hope.
BREAKING
The Supreme Court has DENIED Kim Davis’s petition to overturn its landmark decision in Obergefell v. Hodges, which legalized same-sex marriage across the United States.
The Supreme Court has DENIED Kim Davis’s petition to overturn its landmark decision in Obergefell v. Hodges, which legalized same-sex marriage across the United States.
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The tiniest glimmer of hope.
Democratic leadership is hopelessly craven.
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Democratic leadership is hopelessly craven.
People bafly, badly need to learn to threat model.
Tom is 100% right here. Take sensible precautions to fit your threat model.
For the vast majority of us, Thiel or Musk having our SSN is not good, but also doesn’t really matter.
Tom is 100% right here. Take sensible precautions to fit your threat model.
For the vast majority of us, Thiel or Musk having our SSN is not good, but also doesn’t really matter.
What's *your* point? That people should just accept that all their data is public property? Or that you should lose sleep over what Peter Thiel or Elon Musk is doing with your SSN?
Either way, you need to get a grip. Do what you can to protect your privacy in the electronic age, but don't panic.
Either way, you need to get a grip. Do what you can to protect your privacy in the electronic age, but don't panic.
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
People bafly, badly need to learn to threat model.
Tom is 100% right here. Take sensible precautions to fit your threat model.
For the vast majority of us, Thiel or Musk having our SSN is not good, but also doesn’t really matter.
Tom is 100% right here. Take sensible precautions to fit your threat model.
For the vast majority of us, Thiel or Musk having our SSN is not good, but also doesn’t really matter.
So much fun. Go see them if they come near you!
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Rise with us for All Hallows Eve😈
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Rise with us for All Hallows Eve😈
10.29 K.C., MO🎃
10.30 St. Louis, MO🦇
10.31 Joliet, IL👻
whoselive.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
So much fun. Go see them if they come near you!
Apologies don’t make things unhappen, and he’ll go right back to saying awful things and getting paid to do it.
Brian Kilmeade apologized for his comments about homeless people getting lethal injections this morning on Fox & Friends, saying "so many homeless people deserve our empathy and compassion."
Here's the clip of his apology 👇
Here's the clip of his apology 👇
September 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Apologies don’t make things unhappen, and he’ll go right back to saying awful things and getting paid to do it.
Excellent thread.
Gonna write some brief troll mitigation tips for you all because like any successful, happy woman on the internet, i’ve had ‘em
Tips break down into two main areas:
1. Defensive tactics: how not to make it easy for them
2. Offensive tactics: fuck ‘em up
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Tips break down into two main areas:
1. Defensive tactics: how not to make it easy for them
2. Offensive tactics: fuck ‘em up
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September 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Excellent thread.
A Fox host, on the air, advocated for killing homeless people via lethal injection.
As some of you know, I was homeless for a while in my early 20s. I pulled myself out of it, but it was hard.
I don’t want to hear one more goddamn peep about people saying mean things about Charlie Kirk.
As some of you know, I was homeless for a while in my early 20s. I pulled myself out of it, but it was hard.
I don’t want to hear one more goddamn peep about people saying mean things about Charlie Kirk.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A Fox host, on the air, advocated for killing homeless people via lethal injection.
As some of you know, I was homeless for a while in my early 20s. I pulled myself out of it, but it was hard.
I don’t want to hear one more goddamn peep about people saying mean things about Charlie Kirk.
As some of you know, I was homeless for a while in my early 20s. I pulled myself out of it, but it was hard.
I don’t want to hear one more goddamn peep about people saying mean things about Charlie Kirk.
Am I going to celebrate and meme about Charlie Kirk’s death? No.
Am I going to criticize those, many of whom suffered real harm in silence as a result of his rhetoric, who are doing so? Also no.
Am I going to criticize those, many of whom suffered real harm in silence as a result of his rhetoric, who are doing so? Also no.
September 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Am I going to celebrate and meme about Charlie Kirk’s death? No.
Am I going to criticize those, many of whom suffered real harm in silence as a result of his rhetoric, who are doing so? Also no.
Am I going to criticize those, many of whom suffered real harm in silence as a result of his rhetoric, who are doing so? Also no.