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Midge & Susie

@midgeandsusie.bsky.social

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Corgis, Troublemakers, Shenanigan enthusiasts. No patience for fluffin nonsense.

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · Apr 4

We are READY!
(Unless anyone’s got a brilliant idea for the other side of Midge’s Sign)
#HandsOff

Two dogs sitting on a sofa. Underneath each of them is a sign.
Midge’s sign reads “No Bad Dogs. Just Bad Doge”
Susie’s sign reads “Paws Off the FDA”
The reverse of her sign reads “Make Dog Food Safe Again”

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 45m

He is NOT one of us. He didn’t even own the corgi in question

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 50m

Dad takes his money. So we try to only buy loss leaders

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 1h

That fluffin mother fluffer had a corgi as his first dog employee. He should know not to fluff with the #corgicrew

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Meet one of Amazon's first employees, a corgi named Rufus

Rufus' human parents remember life with Amazon's first canine staffer.

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 1h

Mom wanted to buy this, but can’t get it here in time. So they might wear their T-Rex costumes
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Adult Dumpster Fire Inflatable Costume

Party City

www.partycity.com

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 1h

We just looked at this sizing.
It’s RUDE AND CORGIST

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 1h

The ONE TIME Mom does something responsible in her entire fluffing life

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 1h

We’re gonna stay safe at the hotel where HotelEggs are.
They can’t stay unsnoopervised all weekend

Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 1h

Mom & Dad said we are not going with them this time, because they are worried about people (the government) starting shit and they don’t want us to get hurt.

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 1h

Mom posted this on her socials the day it happened.
And boy did it drag them out of the woodwork.

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Chumbawamba - The day the nazi died

YouTube video by Huppelplopp1848

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 2h

Could theyvdeport our whole family to Italy?
We all said real mean things about Charlie Kirk (maybe he shouldnt have opposed common sense gun legislation if he didn’t want to get shot) www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

US revokes visas for six foreigners over comments made about Charlie Kirk's death

The U.S. State Department said on Tuesday it had revoked the visas of six foreigners over social media comments made about the assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk.

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 2h

We made these with our own two paws

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 3h

Poor Person!

Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 4h

BL don’t let him fool you.
Go sniff the closets. He was probably in there hitting the ‘nip when you weren’t looking.

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 4h

Billy’s have you been doing drugs?
Or just hiding somewhere dark?

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 4h

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 5h

Then maybe she shouldn’t INSIST on going over there.

Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 5h

One of those guys should have been sent home for total lack of muzzle discipline

Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 5h

Mom is a real jerk about measuring our food, and “not too many treats” (too many treats isn’t even a real thing that can exist)

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 6h

The thing is Midge always wants to go in the big dog part of the BarkPark, and it’s fine as long as the big dogs let her be the chaser and the barker. But if she gets chased or barked at, she gets all dramatic and acts like someone is trying to murder her.
She’s kind of a drama queen sometimes.

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 6h

We got celebration “Tacos” (the special treats we love that @tacothecat.bsky.social first sent us).
And we are going to Culver’s for PupCups after Dad is done with work

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 6h

We just remembered Mom NEVER takes us to the BarkPark on her own. She says it’s because somecorgis act like heathens at the bark park and need their own snoopervisor (MIDGE).
But that can’t possibly be true, because the vet just said we were the best behaved!

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 6h

We decided to wait till after Dad got done with work, so he could come too. We did just get celebration “Tacos” (the chewies we love that @tacothecat.bsky.social first sent us).

Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 6h

We’re going to Culver’s for PupCups

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 6h

Mom Fluffing Tricked Us!!
We thought we were going to the BarkPark.
She took us to the stupid Vet!!!

And you know what the Vet said?

That we were super healthy, & our weights were PERFECT, & that we were so well behaved!

Mom said she wasn’t sure about that last one, but she can SUCK IT!!!

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 6h

No. We would never.
Helen always says “I know the things I know, and do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you.”