John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄
@jhaedin.bsky.social
Deleting skeets and banning skeeters for no fucking reason.
Dwells in the Discover Feed
Dwells in the Discover Feed
Pinned
50% of all doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class.
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
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I do appreciate that they've completely dropped the pretense.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I do appreciate that they've completely dropped the pretense.
CONSUME, PEASANTS!
![An article with the headline "[US people] are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jye22xkea3jqsabskhfec347/bafkreigunh6t53vvgp2sewo2fsy4xttrwgy3zrdwplje7j2qjop5jdeyxy@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
CONSUME, PEASANTS!
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These sweet little girls should be in kindergarten and second grade
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
These sweet little girls should be in kindergarten and second grade
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I've been nothing but consistent in my principles
hang on, let me find all my death to america stuff
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I've been nothing but consistent in my principles
all of the children have now blown up the same balloon that the sick child was blowing up yesterday. time for a family discussion on biohazard containment.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
all of the children have now blown up the same balloon that the sick child was blowing up yesterday. time for a family discussion on biohazard containment.
I can't say "Anyone named in the Epstein Files should be fed feet first into a wood chipper" because that would be against the ToS.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I can't say "Anyone named in the Epstein Files should be fed feet first into a wood chipper" because that would be against the ToS.
No one can say "Stephen Miller should be fed feet first into a wood chipper" because that is against the ToS.
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No one can say "Stephen Miller should be fed feet first into a wood chipper" because that is against the ToS.
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett has released receipts that reveal that ProPublica has reported that Kristi Noem secretly diverted hundreds of millions of dollars in Department of Homeland Security funds to a consulting firm affiliated with her own campaign.
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Rep. Jasmine Crockett has released receipts that reveal that ProPublica has reported that Kristi Noem secretly diverted hundreds of millions of dollars in Department of Homeland Security funds to a consulting firm affiliated with her own campaign.
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
theonion.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
I read texts as if they're written with absolutely zero emotion because they're funnier that way, but I don't do that with skeets or posts.
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I read texts as if they're written with absolutely zero emotion because they're funnier that way, but I don't do that with skeets or posts.
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A Michigan woman unwittingly walked into a meeting of the Republican Party is speaking out after attendees were handed a flyer suggesting motorists were justified in using force – including driving through crowds of people – to clear blocked roads blocked by protests.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Woman says Michigan county GOP shared flyer justifying force, even use of cars, against protesters
A Michigan woman who says she unwittingly walked into a meeting of the Manistee County Republican Party is speaking out after attendees were handed a flyer suggesting motorists were justified in using...
www.yahoo.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A Michigan woman unwittingly walked into a meeting of the Republican Party is speaking out after attendees were handed a flyer suggesting motorists were justified in using force – including driving through crowds of people – to clear blocked roads blocked by protests.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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The Washington Post is just straight up spreading misinformation. Total witchcraft. Not a single person at the Post has any basis for the claim that "increased enforcement of tougher laws" either happened at all or reduced murder. Maybe someone should write a book about it...
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The Washington Post is just straight up spreading misinformation. Total witchcraft. Not a single person at the Post has any basis for the claim that "increased enforcement of tougher laws" either happened at all or reduced murder. Maybe someone should write a book about it...
Quitting my job so I have the time to hover over my family members to make sure they put shit back when they're done with it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Quitting my job so I have the time to hover over my family members to make sure they put shit back when they're done with it.
Do not live your dreams. When dreams become reality, they are no longer dreams. If you run out of dreams you are left with only nightmares and end up turning into a monster.
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Do not live your dreams. When dreams become reality, they are no longer dreams. If you run out of dreams you are left with only nightmares and end up turning into a monster.
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Annihilationists are left of conservatives because they want to end all suffering on Earth while conservatives want to expand it.
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Annihilationists are left of conservatives because they want to end all suffering on Earth while conservatives want to expand it.
Subscribe now to get that ad free feeling. We still play ads but now they're at a sound frequency too low for humans to hear, directly affecting your subconscious.
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Subscribe now to get that ad free feeling. We still play ads but now they're at a sound frequency too low for humans to hear, directly affecting your subconscious.
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People: we want affordable housing and healthcare
Government:
Government:
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
People: we want affordable housing and healthcare
Government:
Government:
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READ: There’s outrage in Israel over the leaked video of Israeli soldiers gang-raping a Palestinian prisoner. However, the outrage isn’t about the rape itself but the fact that the video was leaked in the first place. mondoweiss.net/2025/11/outr...
Outrage over video leak of Israeli soldiers’ gang rape of Palestinian exposes rot in Israeli society
There’s outrage in Israel over the leaked video of Israeli soldiers gang-raping a Palestinian prisoner. However, the outrage isn’t about the rape itself but the fact that the video was leaked in the…
mondoweiss.net
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
READ: There’s outrage in Israel over the leaked video of Israeli soldiers gang-raping a Palestinian prisoner. However, the outrage isn’t about the rape itself but the fact that the video was leaked in the first place. mondoweiss.net/2025/11/outr...
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In honor of John Fetterman saying Bluesky is cruel on CNN I would just like to say that I wish him a full and speedy recovery and nothing but the best in his health and also fuck you John Fetterman
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
In honor of John Fetterman saying Bluesky is cruel on CNN I would just like to say that I wish him a full and speedy recovery and nothing but the best in his health and also fuck you John Fetterman
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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I’ve seen this shared several times with the header and footer not visible, so you can’t see the artists’s name.
Credit: Leo the Alien — alienyrox on redbubble and other platforms.
Credit: Leo the Alien — alienyrox on redbubble and other platforms.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I’ve seen this shared several times with the header and footer not visible, so you can’t see the artists’s name.
Credit: Leo the Alien — alienyrox on redbubble and other platforms.
Credit: Leo the Alien — alienyrox on redbubble and other platforms.