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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄
@jhaedin.bsky.social
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Deleting skeets and banning skeeters for no fucking reason.

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Altman leading Cowen into his atom smashing factory to get more electrons.
The Simpsons Mr. Burns flashback to following his grandfather into a factory. The scene is in sepia tones to impress the fact that it's in the past. A young Burns wearing a large black hat, black jacket over a white shirt, black shorts, and black shoes holds a large lollipop as he follows his grandfather. His grandfather wears a grey suit, grey hat, black bowtie, and black and white shoes. He carries a black umbrella. Behind them stands a windowless factory with two smokestacks billowing smoke. They walk towards an entrance to another factory that has a sign hanging above it that says "Atom Smashing". The chyron at the bottom reads "Springfield, 1909"
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Product review from the misses.
Picture of the Jimmy Dean breakfast bow with Bacon, Eggs, Potatoes, Bacon (again?) & cheddar cheese. A picture of a bowl that is definitely not in the little box (including what looks like crispy bacon pieces) takes up the bottom third of the product graphic. In the top right it reads 26g Protein per serving. I have added a black box to the right with a quote from my wife "This was a God damned textural nightmare. - Mrs. Jane Bluesky"
October 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Tired emoji very tired of the bullshitters re-bullshitting old bullshit as new and enlightened bullshit.
October 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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An Onion headline reading "Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office" with a picture of The Washington Post's bullpen.
October 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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I personally think he actually met Dr Henry Killinger and got the two mixed up.
Dr Henry Killinger from The Venture Bros cartoon. He wears a black mask with red detailing and glowing orange eyes, and a black uniform with a red skull detailed on it.
September 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Me today
The Very Hungry Caterpillar is humongous and covered in blood, reared back into the air over a couple of lifeless human bodies and some shocked, blood-splattered humans. Text above the caterpillar says "and he was still hungry!"
September 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Close up of a guy with a slight smile but his eyes say the complete opposite, like he just stepped outside to find his tires slashed, or his bike was stolen, or the bus just pulled away from his stop. Another guy looking at Eric Adams' costume with a look like he's reconsidering every decision he ever made that brought him to this spot. A blurred photo of a man looking into the camera asking you why you let Eric Adams wear that.
September 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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My wife is my favorite person in the world who constantly does her best to interrupt my work 😍 (shared with her permission).
A picture of my wife, shared with her permission, the top half of her face cropped out for privacy. She is naked laying down with her hair draped down her side framing her breast. Her hand lightly touches her face while she takes her selfie. I am very lucky that she has decided to stay with me as long as she has, and hope she continues to choose to do so. I love her very much.
September 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Thanks, now I will always assume babies are mocking me.
The wolf meme where a wolf is in mid jump backwards making it look like he's walking around mocking how humans walk. The text above the meme says "Look at me, I'm a human. I pay taxes, I have depression, I'm behind on chores."
September 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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I vote we flood their site with bullshit until they back down.
A screenshot of the site where right wing nutjobs are asking for submissions of people who have said mean things about poor little Charlie Kirk the Nazi. On their mailing page it says Big Tech isn't always friendly. Submit your email below so that we can contact you in case our website and social media becomes deplatformed. In the First name box I have entered "Stupid", in the Last name box "Sisterfuckers", and the email "eatshit@charliesuckers.org"
September 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Signing up for their mail list
A screenshot of the site where right wing nutjobs are asking for submissions of people who have said mean things about poor little Charlie Kirk the Nazi. On their mailing page it says Big Tech isn't always friendly. Submit your email below so that we can contact you in case our website and social media becomes deplatformed. In the First name box I have entered "Stupid", in the Last name box "Sisterfuckers", and the email "eatshit@charliesuckers.org"
September 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Whole lotta honkeys in here
Screenshot of The Federalist's White Supremacist Staff Page with all the white supremacists pictured in black and white to make it harder to realize that all the white supremacists pictured here are white.
September 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Maybe the swordfish got him
Close up of J H whose pfp is a white guy in a black baseball hat giving a"what's up" nod to his camera. A blue shirt collar is barely visible at the bottom. The background appears to be very curated trees like what you'd see in some suburb lining a street on both sides. His handle is @jpjh88.bsky.social (88 huh? Were you born in '88 or is that your Heil Hitler dog whistle?) under his pfp is a label from @oracle.bsky.social that predicts J H's death will be by swordfish.
September 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Bluekumy
A tweet from Nates Liver saying "Yeah, sorry but Bluek*y seems terrible" where he put the asterisk in the wrong place.
September 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Giant vomit emojii
August 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Thank you @infinitescream.bsky.social
Erin Biba's comment on two publications (The Financial Times and The Statesman, saying "Uhhhhmmm what the fuck is happening here. Are these pubs owned by the same billionaire?" Directly under her skeet is a skeet by the bot Endless Screaming saying "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
August 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Ah yes, capitalist "innovation" hard at work.
Advertisement for Charmin's new easy tear toilet paper, the answer to the most pressing issues facing humanity.
July 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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You're a shitposter?! Well I never.
Drawing of a guy with an angry expression, hand on hips, and a boner popping up a tent in his pants.
June 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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To be fair, it was an amazing wallet.
A wallet with the pattern of uncooked bacon on it.
June 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Whole buncha baby spiders on our mailbox today.
A whole nest of little brown baby spiders recently hatched near our mailbox. They have light brown bodies and legs with lighter yellow-brown abdomens. There are roughly 50 of the little tykes here. I don't know what type of spider they are. They are in a small crack between our white mailbox and the wooden post that shows its age - the wood is dry and the paint is cracked and peeling off. I have plans to replace it this summer.
June 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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USBs have three genders
Image about the USB Paradox where the first attempt to insert a USB into the port fails, then flipping it over also fails, and finally flipping it back to the original state works.
May 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Is this a little better?
Chart showing the "Number of legally binding trade agreements signed by the Trump Administration" Where the Y-Axis has been updated to show "0" at the bottom where the red line is flat and the top of the Y-Axis says "1" where the nine has never, and will never, reach. The X-Axis is labeled by date starting with "Liberation Day" followed by "Apr 06, 13, 20, 27, May 04, 11, 18, 25" and also reads "Day 47 of 90" Noted milestones on the date axis are "Adminstration announces: '90 deals in 90 days'" shortly before April 13th, "US-UK announcement: 'Both the U.S. and the U.K. recognize that this document does not constitute a legally binding agreement.'" after May 04 and "US-China announcement: Paused 'reciprocal' tariffs (and Chinese retaliation) for 90 days." shortly after May 11.
May 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Prison Data
An image of Data from Star Trek locked behind bars during a glitched out holodeck simulation.
May 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Agreed, a pig shitting on its own balls is very innocent
Screenshot of the definition for "irreprehensible". Adjective. Not reprehensible; blameless; innocent.
May 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Yes, it is true.

What do you want the definition of a free market to be instead? Perhaps there's a different word you should be using.
Screen shot of the website for the dictionary Merriam Webster with the definition of free market: an economic system in which prices are based on competition amount private businesses and are not controlled or regulated by a government; a market operating by free competition.
May 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM