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Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️‍⚧️
@jessmatthewsproductions.com
Fox Kids historian, video producer/graphic designer, Philly native, trans girl. South Florida’s News Station. She/they, HRT 6/2/2023.

https://patreon.com/jessmatthewsproductions
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I’m gonna just go ahead and do this:

I’m raising money to help with rent. I have a $2500 backlog and while my landlord’s been great I do need to start getting it down. I also need $260 to cover what I’ll be short next paycheck.

paypal.me/HulkieD
Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
WSVN, South Florida's News Station, where the anchors are apparently serial killers

Original by Sloan's TV Airchive: youtu.be/YaomYsGVvS4?...
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
finally making my way through Kamen Rider Zeztz. Just finished episode 7 and... yeah I am *super* hooked
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Promising to prosecute these ghouls for war crimes is the bare minimum for any Democrat.
“Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly gave a verbal order to leave no survivors behind…”

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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nora gonna debut at AEW blood and guts 14 years from now and we will be seated for the continuation of the deathmox legacy
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Vacation starts *now* woooooooooo
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Meltzer says Full Gear was AEWs biggest buyrate since All In & he can't figure out why. "The numbers are way up from the last two." He still doesn't understand that live tv ratings are not an indicator of popularity in 2025.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Holy shit!
THE USA'S OWN TYLER ADAMS SCORES AN ABSOLUTE WORLDIE! 🇺🇸
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Is Die Hard a chri-- who gives a shit, let's rewatch Die Hard!
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I would be working full time on YouTube videos. 100% doing what I love.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
On this black friday spare a penny for a broke trans girl. I had to pay up my remaining rent and as a result funds are gonna be super tight this week. Anything helps.

paypal.me/HulkieD
patreon.com/jessmatthews...
Venmo/CashApp: HulkieD
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I appreciate Philadelphia for showing everyone just how short a Super Bowl honeymoon can be because we are less than a year from them raising the Lombardi Trophy and the entire stadium looks ready to set something on fire

(though to be fair that is also normal Philly behavior)
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Spent too much time editing this, but it's so worth it
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
This is so stupid it circles around to being incredibly smart
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad

-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! #ClassicConcentration
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Ugh I want to get a video out next month but I don't know what. I have a huge POTW backlog but FKCs do a little better algorithm wise, but the next FKC has turned into more and more of a major project

I have that Death Of WKBS video in the back pocket but still
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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remember, folks,
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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🥧 (a Thanksgiving comic)
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM