Jeremy Spitzberg
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Soccer writer emeritus (All those #FPL content creators are my fault) 📝
Women's sports appreciator ⚽️🏑🏐
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Soccer writer emeritus (All those #FPL content creators are my fault) 📝
Women's sports appreciator ⚽️🏑🏐
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Jeremy Spitzberg
@jeremyspitzberg.com
· Dec 6
“Good morning. We are going through the neighborhood asking people an important question, and that is, ‘If I were to ask you what the gospel is, what would you say?’”
They're just saying, "Oooo-sha!"
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
They're just saying, "Oooo-sha!"
For my #NWSL fantasy sickos:
Talked with KC Current head coach Chris Armas earlier. Does not sound like Temwa or Cooper are back in the swing of things. Cooper is much closer, Temwa is not too far behind.
He mentioned in Bia's departure that they have been playing with Ally Sentnor at the 9 and Debinha as the 10. #KCBaby
He mentioned in Bia's departure that they have been playing with Ally Sentnor at the 9 and Debinha as the 10. #KCBaby
February 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
For my #NWSL fantasy sickos:
Aaronson? Anderson.
Anderson? Aaronson.
Anderson? Aaronson.
February 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Aaronson? Anderson.
Anderson? Aaronson.
Anderson? Aaronson.
Unless that staffer is fired immediately, it's a distinction without a difference.
POLITICO reporting that the White House has now claimed the ape video was an accident and removed it.
February 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Unless that staffer is fired immediately, it's a distinction without a difference.
Can any NWSL team take advantage of the new soccer meta -- meat-wall around the keeper, set pieces into the six-yard box, and why is it @racingloufc.com?
In this talk I will...
In this talk I will...
February 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Can any NWSL team take advantage of the new soccer meta -- meat-wall around the keeper, set pieces into the six-yard box, and why is it @racingloufc.com?
In this talk I will...
In this talk I will...
Suns out; dogguns out
February 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Suns out; dogguns out
Bezos and his ilk have traded the respect of history for a marginal dollar that they will never notice or enjoy.
February 5, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Bezos and his ilk have traded the respect of history for a marginal dollar that they will never notice or enjoy.
I'm sure those intrepid reporters at The Washington Post will be calling their sources and in no time we'll know more... about... um...
Right. Never mind.
Right. Never mind.
This is how Sen. Ron Wyden clues the public into activity that he finds extremely alarming. He does a press release about a letter he sent to the director of the CIA that basically says, 'I want to make sure you saw the classified letter I sent early today.' www.wyden.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
February 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I'm sure those intrepid reporters at The Washington Post will be calling their sources and in no time we'll know more... about... um...
Right. Never mind.
Right. Never mind.
We could meme this!
Couldn’t figure out what kind of music I was in the mood for and of course it was Snocaps.
Couldn’t figure out what kind of music I was in the mood for and of course it was Snocaps.
Couldn’t figure out what kind of music I was in the mood for and of course it was Gojira.
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
We could meme this!
Couldn’t figure out what kind of music I was in the mood for and of course it was Snocaps.
Couldn’t figure out what kind of music I was in the mood for and of course it was Snocaps.
The first half of this ad is probably the clearest description of America today that I've seen.
January 6 was the worst day of my life. But the threat of Donald Trump didn’t end when the mob left the Capitol.
That’s why I’m running for Congress: to defend this country, with the full constitutional authority of Congress.
I’m Harry Dunn. And I’m ready to finish the job.
That’s why I’m running for Congress: to defend this country, with the full constitutional authority of Congress.
I’m Harry Dunn. And I’m ready to finish the job.
Done Waiting
YouTube video by Harry Dunn
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
The first half of this ad is probably the clearest description of America today that I've seen.
@warriorrabbit.bsky.social Proulx on the move again
WSL2 🏴
Ipswich Town have announced the signings of Lysianne Proulx & Princess Ademiluyi
Proulx is a Canada international goalkeeper who has played in Portugal, Australia, USA & recently in Italy with Juventus
Ademiluyi is an England youth international who joins on loan from NWSL champions Gotham
Ipswich Town have announced the signings of Lysianne Proulx & Princess Ademiluyi
Proulx is a Canada international goalkeeper who has played in Portugal, Australia, USA & recently in Italy with Juventus
Ademiluyi is an England youth international who joins on loan from NWSL champions Gotham
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 PM
@warriorrabbit.bsky.social Proulx on the move again
I was on a jury that convicted a man who fired a bullet through his neighbor's child's room.
They just blindly shot through the fucking door.
"Additional photographs show damage consistent with a bullet fragment lodged in a bedroom wall down the hallway — suggesting it traveled between a mattress and a portable crib in a room where several small children sleep."
"Additional photographs show damage consistent with a bullet fragment lodged in a bedroom wall down the hallway — suggesting it traveled between a mattress and a portable crib in a room where several small children sleep."
"Photographic evidence from the shooting scene of a Venezuelan man by federal agents last month in Minneapolis supports the account of witnesses there – and appears to undercut the narrative provided by federal officials." www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I was on a jury that convicted a man who fired a bullet through his neighbor's child's room.
Bethany Bos (nee Balcer) has signed with the USL Super League's Dallas Trinity.
February 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Manaka OOP for fantasy! Manaka OOP for fantasy! Manaka OOP for fantasy!
@sheplaysinc.bsky.social @mansersanswers.bsky.social
@sheplaysinc.bsky.social @mansersanswers.bsky.social
Notes from the Courage's preseason roster
- This closes the door for now on the returns of Tyler Lussi and Meredith Speck. Speck in particular was the last link to the WNY Flash on the roster.
- Manaka is listed as a midfielder, consistent with NWSL awards 😉
- Four NRIs, primarily on defense
- This closes the door for now on the returns of Tyler Lussi and Meredith Speck. Speck in particular was the last link to the WNY Flash on the roster.
- Manaka is listed as a midfielder, consistent with NWSL awards 😉
- Four NRIs, primarily on defense
A closer look at the preseason squad 📋
February 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Manaka OOP for fantasy! Manaka OOP for fantasy! Manaka OOP for fantasy!
@sheplaysinc.bsky.social @mansersanswers.bsky.social
@sheplaysinc.bsky.social @mansersanswers.bsky.social
I wonder if her mom thought Melania was played by Susan Sarandon or Tim Curry.
Kayleigh: My mom went to see Melania. She said the theater was packed, it was standing room only. People were cheering through it, they were excited. It was interactive—people interplaying with the film. She said it was just electric.
February 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I wonder if her mom thought Melania was played by Susan Sarandon or Tim Curry.
If history has taught us anything…
It's very hard to keep a functioning private army when you refuse to pay them.
February 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
If history has taught us anything…
Caprice Dydasco (SEI - ML)
Bay FC is excited to announce the club has acquired English defender Anouk Denton in a transfer from West Ham United.
Details: bit.ly/3M8je7M
Details: bit.ly/3M8je7M
Bay FC Acquires English International Defender Anouk Dentonvia Transfer from West Ham United | Bay FC
Bay FC announced the club has acquired English defender Anouk Denton in a transfer with Women’s Super League club West Ham United.
bit.ly
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Caprice Dydasco (SEI - ML)
I met her parents in San Diego the day she was scheduled to debut for the Dash. California youth labors laws, however, intervened. They were super nice and I'm happy to be a Zoe super-fan now. Wishing her luck in Portugal.
We have loaned defender Zoe Matthews to SL Benfica Lisbon through the 2025/2026 Liga BPI season
🗞️ https://bit.ly/4a5rayr
🗞️ https://bit.ly/4a5rayr
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I met her parents in San Diego the day she was scheduled to debut for the Dash. California youth labors laws, however, intervened. They were super nice and I'm happy to be a Zoe super-fan now. Wishing her luck in Portugal.
Rapha bibs don’t last six months (~700 miles) yet my cheap Chinese pair are into several years worth of use. 🤷🏻♂️
February 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Rapha bibs don’t last six months (~700 miles) yet my cheap Chinese pair are into several years worth of use. 🤷🏻♂️
Theaters are so desperate, I understand they’re giving away a free copy of American Canto with every ticket purchased for Melania.
January 29, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Theaters are so desperate, I understand they’re giving away a free copy of American Canto with every ticket purchased for Melania.
Been offline (traveling to and from the USWNT game in Santa Barbara). What’s the scoop on the Wave’s new keeper?
January 28, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Been offline (traveling to and from the USWNT game in Santa Barbara). What’s the scoop on the Wave’s new keeper?
Wave top spenders and yet the team is in worse shape that it was last season. That’s quite a thing.
Big spenders 💸
FIFA’s global transfer report is out, and Chelsea have spent the most on players in 2025. 6 NWSL clubs made the list as well as all three of Michele Kang’s teams.
FIFA’s global transfer report is out, and Chelsea have spent the most on players in 2025. 6 NWSL clubs made the list as well as all three of Michele Kang’s teams.
January 28, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Wave top spenders and yet the team is in worse shape that it was last season. That’s quite a thing.
The photo! Per @joshtpm.bsky.social's astute, "it’s anachronistic to think that ICE or CBP don’t count as soldiers for the purposes of these civic traditions"
January 27, 2026 at 12:57 AM
The photo! Per @joshtpm.bsky.social's astute, "it’s anachronistic to think that ICE or CBP don’t count as soldiers for the purposes of these civic traditions"
Reposted by Jeremy Spitzberg
NEW: Reflections on a soccer Saturday, from a state under siege by the FIFA Peace Prize winner. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
A Saturday and a state killing: soccer as Minnesota is torn apart | Jeff Rueter
On the whims of Fifa’s Peace Prize winner, a life usually so focused on sports has found anything but peace
www.theguardian.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
NEW: Reflections on a soccer Saturday, from a state under siege by the FIFA Peace Prize winner. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Level: impossible
Broncos gain yardage challenge.
January 25, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Level: impossible