Jeremy Spitzberg
@jeremyspitzberg.com
Surrounded by girls 👩🏼❤️👨🏻👩🏻🤝👩🏼🐕
Cyclist 🚴♂️
Soccer writer emeritus (All those #FPL content creators are my fault) ⚽️
Women's sports appreciator ⚽️🏑🏐
Cyclist 🚴♂️
Soccer writer emeritus (All those #FPL content creators are my fault) ⚽️
Women's sports appreciator ⚽️🏑🏐
Let’s gooooo!!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Let’s gooooo!!!!!
Why does Messi walk so much?
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Why does Messi walk so much?
Yep, I always get a can of soda at McDonalds with my meal. Cups with lids and straws are too… authentic?
Bunch of big baby liars.
Bunch of big baby liars.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Yep, I always get a can of soda at McDonalds with my meal. Cups with lids and straws are too… authentic?
Bunch of big baby liars.
Bunch of big baby liars.
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor falls, the major lifts
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
The minor falls, the major lifts
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor falls, the major lifts
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
The minor falls, the major lifts
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Nice sunset in San Diego tonight.
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Nice sunset in San Diego tonight.
Every statement is a confession.
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Every statement is a confession.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
"Quiet. Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"Quiet. Quiet, Piggy."
Answering the call.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Answering the call.
The worst is over, San Diego.
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The worst is over, San Diego.
A dreary morning for some field hockey.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
A dreary morning for some field hockey.
Third place! 🥉
Thank you @sheplaysinc.bsky.social for a great season. Not only did I show, but I coached my daughter through her first #NWSL fantasy season and into a top 20 finish! #DadGoals
Thank you @sheplaysinc.bsky.social for a great season. Not only did I show, but I coached my daughter through her first #NWSL fantasy season and into a top 20 finish! #DadGoals
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Third place! 🥉
Thank you @sheplaysinc.bsky.social for a great season. Not only did I show, but I coached my daughter through her first #NWSL fantasy season and into a top 20 finish! #DadGoals
Thank you @sheplaysinc.bsky.social for a great season. Not only did I show, but I coached my daughter through her first #NWSL fantasy season and into a top 20 finish! #DadGoals
Awesome. Just awesome. @queenofjeans.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Awesome. Just awesome. @queenofjeans.bsky.social
“My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, and you think a little head-jiggle is supposed to make me happy?”
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
“My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, and you think a little head-jiggle is supposed to make me happy?”
Duh — duh-duuh DUH DUH!!
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Duh — duh-duuh DUH DUH!!
They’ll cover that in their encore
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
They’ll cover that in their encore
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
Sometimes the internet is a terrible, cold place. Other times, @lemonde.fr has already made the joke you were thinking about making.
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Sometimes the internet is a terrible, cold place. Other times, @lemonde.fr has already made the joke you were thinking about making.
My Molly says it’s Tommie Smith John Carlos thing.
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My Molly says it’s Tommie Smith John Carlos thing.
Happy Halloween 👻 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Happy Halloween 👻 🎃