Jeremy Spitzberg
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Soccer writer emeritus (All those #FPL content creators are my fault) ⚽️
Women's sports appreciator ⚽️🏑🏐
Cyclist 🚴♂️
Soccer writer emeritus (All those #FPL content creators are my fault) ⚽️
Women's sports appreciator ⚽️🏑🏐
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Jeremy Spitzberg
@jeremyspitzberg.com
· Feb 4
BREAKING:
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
[The most recent five]
Born Ruffians/Queen of Jeans
Rilo Kiley/Waxahatchee
Wednesday
Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats
Lucy Dacus
[The most recent five]
Born Ruffians/Queen of Jeans
Rilo Kiley/Waxahatchee
Wednesday
Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats
Lucy Dacus
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Magic Sword
Surfrajettes
Weird Al
John Denver
Dolly Parton
Magic Sword
Surfrajettes
Weird Al
John Denver
Dolly Parton
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Muse
Trans Am
Of Montreal
The Black Keys
Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings
Muse
Trans Am
Of Montreal
The Black Keys
Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
[The most recent five]
Born Ruffians/Queen of Jeans
Rilo Kiley/Waxahatchee
Wednesday
Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats
Lucy Dacus
[The most recent five]
Born Ruffians/Queen of Jeans
Rilo Kiley/Waxahatchee
Wednesday
Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats
Lucy Dacus
Let’s gooooo!!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Let’s gooooo!!!!!
Who knew that “play Jaedyn Shaw” was some arcane tactics shit.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Who knew that “play Jaedyn Shaw” was some arcane tactics shit.
Reposted by Jeremy Spitzberg
If Trump doesn’t give illegal orders, why is JD Vance, and not Mike Pence, the VP?
If people are not committing murder, correctly telling them that murder is illegal is, itself, illegal.
Yale Law galaxy brain
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If Trump doesn’t give illegal orders, why is JD Vance, and not Mike Pence, the VP?
Yep, I always get a can of soda at McDonalds with my meal. Cups with lids and straws are too… authentic?
Bunch of big baby liars.
Bunch of big baby liars.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Yep, I always get a can of soda at McDonalds with my meal. Cups with lids and straws are too… authentic?
Bunch of big baby liars.
Bunch of big baby liars.
I read the last phrase as “in prison”, and man, if only
Russia drafted a 28 point surrender plan, handed it to the Trump team, and the regime delivered it to Kyiv unedited, demanding Zelensky sign it by Thanksgiving or lose all US support. Trump and Vance then promoted the plan exactly as Russia wrote it, verbatim, on TV, online, and in person.
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I read the last phrase as “in prison”, and man, if only
Michelle Kang gonna sign “Leonelle Messi” for the Spirit next season.
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Michelle Kang gonna sign “Leonelle Messi” for the Spirit next season.
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor falls, the major lifts
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
The minor falls, the major lifts
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor falls, the major lifts
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
The minor falls, the major lifts
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
I want an independent Senate commission looking into why an obviously unfit Trinity Rodman was out there tonight. 😡
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I want an independent Senate commission looking into why an obviously unfit Trinity Rodman was out there tonight. 😡
Nice sunset in San Diego tonight.
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Nice sunset in San Diego tonight.
Still true today.
I’m sorry, but having UNC and Northwestern on the same side bracket so they would meet in a field hockey semifinal instead of the final is malpractice by the NCAA.
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Still true today.
Every statement is a confession.
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Every statement is a confession.
"Someone must have been telling lies about Josef K., he knew he had done nothing wrong but, one morning, he was arrested."
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"Someone must have been telling lies about Josef K., he knew he had done nothing wrong but, one morning, he was arrested."
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
He’s running.
NEW: Brad Lander says he wants a trial, not a deal to drop his charge stemming from an arrest by ICE.
After Arrest by ICE, City Comptroller Rejects Deal and Seeks Trial
Other officials arrested while protesting at 26 Federal Plaza in September will have their federal charges dropped if they avoid arrest inside a federal building for six months.
www.thecity.nyc
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
He’s running.
"Quiet. Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"Quiet. Quiet, Piggy."
Overused, but not incorrect:
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
Nancy Mace: "You can see in the Epstein emails that he's clearly targeting President Trump as retribution for him being a good man ... he's a good man who protects women. That's what real men do."
November 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Overused, but not incorrect:
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
Still waiting for a good “hiking the Appalachian Trail” joke.
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Still waiting for a good “hiking the Appalachian Trail” joke.
“Everyone is 12.”
There. Saved you a click.
There. Saved you a click.
“The juvenile actions and accusatory language spouting from every orifice of government may be among the most superficial features of our current crisis, but it is symptomatic of a larger disrespect for professionalism and professional competence.” www.liberalcurrents.com/the-war-on-p...
The War on Professionalism and Professional Competence
Incompetence and sloppiness are the self-conscious ethos of the administration.
www.liberalcurrents.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
“Everyone is 12.”
There. Saved you a click.
There. Saved you a click.
White House ketchup to be served in plastic bottles tonight.
Breaking News: A federal judge said that the case against James Comey, the former FBI director, could be in serious trouble because of apparent misconduct by the Justice Department's inexperienced prosecutor picked by President Trump to handle the matter.
Judge Says Justice Dept. May Have Committed ‘Misconduct’ in Comey Case
The ruling by a magistrate judge in Alexandria, Va., was only the most recent setback in the department’s efforts to bring charges against the former F.B.I. director James B. Comey.
nyti.ms
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
White House ketchup to be served in plastic bottles tonight.
The worst is over, San Diego.
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The worst is over, San Diego.
A dreary morning for some field hockey.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
A dreary morning for some field hockey.
The Patriots look like the desaturated Titans.
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The Patriots look like the desaturated Titans.