Grant Jendo
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Grant Jendo
@jendo.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I'm calling them tweets. This is Twitter. You can't do anything about this.
I need to uninstall this for a bit for the usual antibrainrot reasons. There are few things lamer than this 2025 equivalent of someone saying on Facebook that they're deleting Facebook, but we obviously develop friendships via these things, so there's nowt wrong with saying "brb x" for their benefit
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I need to uninstall this for a bit for the usual antibrainrot reasons. There are few things lamer than this 2025 equivalent of someone saying on Facebook that they're deleting Facebook, but we obviously develop friendships via these things, so there's nowt wrong with saying "brb x" for their benefit
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(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t
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You don't want a remake of Goldeneye; you want a remake of when you were 10 years old and could still feel joy
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
You don't want a remake of Goldeneye; you want a remake of when you were 10 years old and could still feel joy
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if i send you this i ain’t comin
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
if i send you this i ain’t comin
I'm supposed to be in Aberdeen tomorrow til early Sunday, what's there To Do or To See that isn't just sitting in some shite pub
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm supposed to be in Aberdeen tomorrow til early Sunday, what's there To Do or To See that isn't just sitting in some shite pub
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Baby, you can change and still choose me
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Baby, you can change and still choose me
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I will NOT watch the goals again today . (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Get that McLean lob up brother
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I will NOT watch the goals again today . (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Get that McLean lob up brother
The bit in this where Telfer talks about grabbing the sleeve of the person next to you is sheer poetry 🥹
An exuberant analysis of Scotland 4-2 Denmark
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig Telfer discuss one of the greatest games in Scottish football history.
Listen: open.spotify.com/episode/5Ikp...
Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C43m...
Shaughan McGuigan and Craig Telfer discuss one of the greatest games in Scottish football history.
Listen: open.spotify.com/episode/5Ikp...
Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C43m...
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The bit in this where Telfer talks about grabbing the sleeve of the person next to you is sheer poetry 🥹
I told myself it'd just be the night of and the day after but here I am, it's Thursday, and I'm listening to Freed From Desire on the fuckin train, and I don't wanna think about anything else
And while I know it can't, I want this moment to stretch from now til next summer, I just love them so much
And while I know it can't, I want this moment to stretch from now til next summer, I just love them so much
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I told myself it'd just be the night of and the day after but here I am, it's Thursday, and I'm listening to Freed From Desire on the fuckin train, and I don't wanna think about anything else
And while I know it can't, I want this moment to stretch from now til next summer, I just love them so much
And while I know it can't, I want this moment to stretch from now til next summer, I just love them so much
A perhaps underreported aspect of that McTominay goal was the stadium graphics saying it was Scott McKenna that scored it lmao, absolutely hilarious
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
A perhaps underreported aspect of that McTominay goal was the stadium graphics saying it was Scott McKenna that scored it lmao, absolutely hilarious
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All 50 nearly identical versions of this video I've watched today
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
All 50 nearly identical versions of this video I've watched today
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"HE'S DONE HIM! HE'S DONE HIM!"
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"HE'S DONE HIM! HE'S DONE HIM!"
Still buzzin, absolutely over the moon, what a ridiculous, ridiculous night
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Still buzzin, absolutely over the moon, what a ridiculous, ridiculous night
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Steve Clarke has come for your apologies
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Steve Clarke has come for your apologies
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Automatically qualifying for the WC after playing well for maybe a cumulative 90 mins across the campaign is some dunt
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Automatically qualifying for the WC after playing well for maybe a cumulative 90 mins across the campaign is some dunt
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REFERENDUM THE MORRA 😭❤️🏴
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
REFERENDUM THE MORRA 😭❤️🏴
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Tomorrow's front page 📰
The long wait is finally over! Scotland qualify for World Cup
The long wait is finally over! Scotland qualify for World Cup
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Tomorrow's front page 📰
The long wait is finally over! Scotland qualify for World Cup
The long wait is finally over! Scotland qualify for World Cup
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Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?
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The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
We've qualified for the World Cup. I've seen three of the best goals I've ever seen in the flesh.
Like,
Like,
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
We've qualified for the World Cup. I've seen three of the best goals I've ever seen in the flesh.
Like,
Like,
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I didn't realise we'd see a British Home Office more overtly cruel and outright evil than that led by the Tories over the past decade without Reform getting into power.
But here we are. A Labour Home Office that is the most openly evil British institution in my lifetime.
But here we are. A Labour Home Office that is the most openly evil British institution in my lifetime.
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I didn't realise we'd see a British Home Office more overtly cruel and outright evil than that led by the Tories over the past decade without Reform getting into power.
But here we are. A Labour Home Office that is the most openly evil British institution in my lifetime.
But here we are. A Labour Home Office that is the most openly evil British institution in my lifetime.
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what did i tell you about talking about dialectic materialism in front of the hoes man
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
what did i tell you about talking about dialectic materialism in front of the hoes man
🎵He's from Australia, who gives a fuck🎶
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
🎵He's from Australia, who gives a fuck🎶
I really like Zack Polanski but I do not need to see a clip of him on stage with "Rizzle Kicks" I am a 36-year-old man that occasionally listens to nu-metal and I would like the algorithms to respect this
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I really like Zack Polanski but I do not need to see a clip of him on stage with "Rizzle Kicks" I am a 36-year-old man that occasionally listens to nu-metal and I would like the algorithms to respect this
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𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺: Trump stuns in perfectly choreographed "Single Ladies" dance… with surprise guest Beyoncé!
𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁: Mostly False
Trump was largely off beat and missed several pose cues. The performance was typical of an unathletic man of 79 under the daily stress of being the world's most famous pedophile.
𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁: Mostly False
Trump was largely off beat and missed several pose cues. The performance was typical of an unathletic man of 79 under the daily stress of being the world's most famous pedophile.
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺: Trump stuns in perfectly choreographed "Single Ladies" dance… with surprise guest Beyoncé!
𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁: Mostly False
Trump was largely off beat and missed several pose cues. The performance was typical of an unathletic man of 79 under the daily stress of being the world's most famous pedophile.
𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁: Mostly False
Trump was largely off beat and missed several pose cues. The performance was typical of an unathletic man of 79 under the daily stress of being the world's most famous pedophile.