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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · Nov 19

Me to @mikegolicjr.bsky.social when we said goodbye to the Pop Tarts mascot, and I said "we'll always have him coming out to the field like Edge" with this video attached:

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 1m

Ok, who thought the Pee Pee Chargers uniforms were a good idea #NFL

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 6m

Go Birds

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 6m

You are forgiven, don't do it again. Go Birds, baby.

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 8m

Is that good? Can Jalen Hurts play? What's First Take going to lead with now? What's Chris Simms' bitch ass going to say? Go Birds. #flyeaglesfly

Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 10m

Jalen Hurts with ice in his veins today. Awesome performance by the Eagles QB.

19/23, 326 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT, perfect 158.3 passer rating.

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 9m

Why does it always have to come down to some crazy shit at the end of games lmao. Just win by 17 one of these weeks. Please? #flyeaglesfly

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 13m

hey a play action would have absolutely toasted them but again what do i know #flyeaglesfly

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 15m

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha what the fuck do I know, I'm just an idiot sitting on his parents' couch in New Jersey. Go Birds baby. #flyeaglesfly

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 17m

Hilarious playcalling from Kevin Patullo. Yes, you're supposed to run here. But your team can't run. Have some fucking awareness and use some West Coast offense short passes between the hashes. But he won't because he's a fucking idiot. #flyeaglesfly

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 20m

Three and out incoming, guaranteed #flyeaglesfly

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 23m

I mean luckily Carson Wentz has mush for brains so he can't make them pay too badly but I guarantee teams with competent QBs will make the defense pay on out routes. #flyeaglesfly

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 24m

HEY VIC CAN YOU SEE THE OUT ROUTWS FROM THE BOX? MAYBE MAKE A PHONE CALL TO HAVE THEM ADJUST? #FLYEAGLESFLY

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 28m

At some point the threshold between the defense being "gassed" and "kinda ass" crosses over, right? #flyeaglesfly

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 30m

If you are not an Eli Manning statue in the backfield, the 2025-26 Philadelphia Eagles cannot handle you #flyeaglesfly

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 32m

Get Mike McDaniel up I-95 and into a midnight green pair of capris ASAP #flyeaglesfly

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 34m

Kelee fucking Ringo just took out Moro Ojomo. Send him to Mars with Patullo. ##flyeaglesfly

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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 39m

Jalen Hurts: 18/21, 283 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT, 158.3 rating.

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 42m

ARTHUR JUAN MOTHERFUCKIN BROWN BABY WE LOVE YOU #FLYEAGLESFLY

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 44m

He had holes we could have ran through last year! Now the line can't even get off the ball. Steen isn't up to snuff and the other guys are banged up it's starting to have an impact.

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 47m

This offensive line is so hurt. Dickerson can't even get off the ball, Mailata can't sustain a block, it's bad. Put them all on IR. #flyeaglesfly

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 50m

It could always be worse but damn I need this offense to score some points right now. #flyeaglesfly

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 53m

How many more bonehead moves is it going to take before Patullo is fired? #flyeaglesfly

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 57m

Kevin Patullo is an absolute braindead idiot. Fuck him forever. #flyeaglesfly

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 58m

Obviously not having Jurgens is the primary issue but I think Tyler Steen being a "fine" player versus a great or even good player. He's just not the type of player who has been in that spot for the past decade plus. #flyeaglesfly

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 1h

Yeah he looked like me after a night of Red Bull Vodkas. Sucks.

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adeadmanwalking.bsky.social @adeadmanwalking.bsky.social · 2h

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