Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes
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Me to @mikegolicjr.bsky.social when we said goodbye to the Pop Tarts mascot, and I said "we'll always have him coming out to the field like Edge" with this video attached:
How incompetent is too incompetent? This is honestly shocking.
BREAKING: Kristi Noem Expected to Be Fired in Coming Days
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BREAKING: Kristi Noem Expected to Be Fired in Coming Days
We’re reporting some breaking news this evening: according to multiple former DHS officials, President Donald Trump is seriously considering firing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem — and the re...
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December 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
How incompetent is too incompetent? This is honestly shocking.
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Chiefs 6-7
Ravens 6-7
Dolphins 6-7
Ravens 6-7
Dolphins 6-7
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Chiefs 6-7
Ravens 6-7
Dolphins 6-7
Ravens 6-7
Dolphins 6-7
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All I’m saying is that there’s an anti-AI lane that remains entirely open to 2028 Dems.
And I think it’d be smart for them to jump on it before the bubble pops.
And I think it’d be smart for them to jump on it before the bubble pops.
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
All I’m saying is that there’s an anti-AI lane that remains entirely open to 2028 Dems.
And I think it’d be smart for them to jump on it before the bubble pops.
And I think it’d be smart for them to jump on it before the bubble pops.
I traded Rashee Rice while he was suspended in a controversial trade that hasn't affected me in the slightest. But if he gets knocked out for the fantasy playoffs I will be insufferable lol
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I traded Rashee Rice while he was suspended in a controversial trade that hasn't affected me in the slightest. But if he gets knocked out for the fantasy playoffs I will be insufferable lol
I like how all it took for the Ducks to finally beat the Predators and the Blackhawks was for me to stop rooting for them lol
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I like how all it took for the Ducks to finally beat the Predators and the Blackhawks was for me to stop rooting for them lol
Which is exactly why we should be feeding chairs to our worst criminals and most despicable human beings. And it should be administered like this:
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Which is exactly why we should be feeding chairs to our worst criminals and most despicable human beings. And it should be administered like this:
Caillou just got stung by a bee and rather than give him medical attention, his dad is telling him how beehives work. What the fuck?
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Caillou just got stung by a bee and rather than give him medical attention, his dad is telling him how beehives work. What the fuck?
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For reasons completely unrelated to any opinions about regulatory policy, a Day 1 executive order here in the US should be ending every government agency account on X. Just delete them all, plain as that. For the same reason the US government need not have accounts on Stormfront or 4chan.
Pretty crazy that nearly all of the EU Commission is still on X even as Elon Musk is literally talking about destroying the EU.
You can leave X. It's really not that difficult.
You can leave X. It's really not that difficult.
So what's the outcome?
2️⃣5️⃣ of the 27 Commissioners have posted in the last week
2️⃣4️⃣ of the 27 generally post every week (Albuquerque has never been on X, Ribera is sporadic, McGrath has somehow stopped)
0️⃣ have stopped as a result of what Twitter has become since the Musk takeover
2️⃣5️⃣ of the 27 Commissioners have posted in the last week
2️⃣4️⃣ of the 27 generally post every week (Albuquerque has never been on X, Ribera is sporadic, McGrath has somehow stopped)
0️⃣ have stopped as a result of what Twitter has become since the Musk takeover
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
For reasons completely unrelated to any opinions about regulatory policy, a Day 1 executive order here in the US should be ending every government agency account on X. Just delete them all, plain as that. For the same reason the US government need not have accounts on Stormfront or 4chan.
Peter Carroll had the Raiders +7.5
The Raiders with a field goal as time expires ... and the Raiders lose to the Broncos 24-17
December 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Peter Carroll had the Raiders +7.5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GO TO HELL NOTRE DAME HAHAHAHAHA
GO TO HELL NOTRE DAME HAHAHAHAHA
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GO TO HELL NOTRE DAME HAHAHAHAHA
GO TO HELL NOTRE DAME HAHAHAHAHA
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NFL letting jets & giants get away with a surface that causes multiple injuries a season when the league makes more money than any other on earth is unconscionable.
December 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
NFL letting jets & giants get away with a surface that causes multiple injuries a season when the league makes more money than any other on earth is unconscionable.
Oh no. Zach Ertz just got carted off and was real emotional on the way out. That really sucks.
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Oh no. Zach Ertz just got carted off and was real emotional on the way out. That really sucks.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH THEY BOOTED OUT NOTRE DAME?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH THEY BOOTED OUT NOTRE DAME?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh man he's really leaning into Saddam Trump from South Park. Is his next one gonna say "Hey relax, guy!"
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Oh man he's really leaning into Saddam Trump from South Park. Is his next one gonna say "Hey relax, guy!"
Thinking about being an aggresively anti-antivax guy. Like talking about antivaxxers the way conservatives talk about brown people. And poor people. And LGBTQ people. And Jewish people. And Muslim people. And
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Thinking about being an aggresively anti-antivax guy. Like talking about antivaxxers the way conservatives talk about brown people. And poor people. And LGBTQ people. And Jewish people. And Muslim people. And
My secret take is that Republicans and conservatives in general are doing this to take back their people's word like black people took back the N word in the 70s/80s/90s.
But don't tell anyone I think conservatives are...y'know. It's our secret.
But don't tell anyone I think conservatives are...y'know. It's our secret.
The word "retarded" was once an accepted medical term before it became an insult. It was gradually phased out.
Now, it has been revived by Elon Musk and Donald Trump.
Story: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Now, it has been revived by Elon Musk and Donald Trump.
Story: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My secret take is that Republicans and conservatives in general are doing this to take back their people's word like black people took back the N word in the 70s/80s/90s.
But don't tell anyone I think conservatives are...y'know. It's our secret.
But don't tell anyone I think conservatives are...y'know. It's our secret.
I wish hot dogs were superfoods
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I wish hot dogs were superfoods
When you have the give your 948-month-old a shiny new toy to keep from having a temper tantrum
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
When you have the give your 948-month-old a shiny new toy to keep from having a temper tantrum
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Can we interest you in a BONUS EPISODE? Jeff and Lakan are back to normalcy and handicapping #TheGameAwards 2025, picking their favorites and predicting who will win:
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#gaming #videogames #indiegames #podcast
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#gaming #videogames #indiegames #podcast
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December 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Can we interest you in a BONUS EPISODE? Jeff and Lakan are back to normalcy and handicapping #TheGameAwards 2025, picking their favorites and predicting who will win:
pod.link/1627915473/e...
#gaming #videogames #indiegames #podcast
pod.link/1627915473/e...
#gaming #videogames #indiegames #podcast
Jesus Christ are they gonna put a bus stop out front for him too? What a joke.
The Oval Office sign has been made permanent. There’s also another outside the entrance to the West Wing.
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Jesus Christ are they gonna put a bus stop out front for him too? What a joke.
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If I ever see him I will [redacted] out his fucking [redacted] and feed it to [redacted]
If new proposals detailed in an FDA memo are put into place, experts told me it would mean the end of annual flu shots. And end of most vaccines for pregnant people. And maybe the end of updates to pneumonia vaccines. And more.
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FDA official proposes ‘impossible’ standards for vaccine testing that could curtail access to immunizations
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December 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If I ever see him I will [redacted] out his fucking [redacted] and feed it to [redacted]
Devils are going to go two games without scoring a single goal, unbelievable. What are we doing here? How are both of my favorite teams offensively incompetent?
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Devils are going to go two games without scoring a single goal, unbelievable. What are we doing here? How are both of my favorite teams offensively incompetent?
God damn the Devils stink
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
God damn the Devils stink
How is everyone on the Devils so much worse without Jack Hughes in the lineup?
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
How is everyone on the Devils so much worse without Jack Hughes in the lineup?