🗣️ Jeffrey Danger
@jeffereydanger.bsky.social
34 year old dude having a mediocre time on the interweb.
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Sometimes I get in modes on here where I keep scrolling and only like pictures of cats.
Apologies if I'm ignoring you because I am.
Because cats.
Apologies if I'm ignoring you because I am.
Because cats.
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Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
My cat gets so freaked out when I sneeze even though I've seen him sneeze too
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
My cat gets so freaked out when I sneeze even though I've seen him sneeze too
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Holy fuck! That's not how Call of the Haunted works! I love and hate this show...
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Holy fuck! That's not how Call of the Haunted works! I love and hate this show...
I like Joey Wheeler as a character but watching him duel gives me a fuckin headache
a cartoon character with a green jacket and white shirt is crying
ALT: a cartoon character with a green jacket and white shirt is crying
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November 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I like Joey Wheeler as a character but watching him duel gives me a fuckin headache
Crazy day before Thanksgiving at work.
It's time to ch-ch-ch-ch-chill!
It's time to ch-ch-ch-ch-chill!
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Crazy day before Thanksgiving at work.
It's time to ch-ch-ch-ch-chill!
It's time to ch-ch-ch-ch-chill!
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Told my boss I'd stay til close because I'd pretty much do whatever she asked.
Plus she said she'd get me an energy drink so let's fucking go!!!!
Plus she said she'd get me an energy drink so let's fucking go!!!!
a man with his mouth open is surrounded by many different faces
ALT: a man with his mouth open is surrounded by many different faces
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Told my boss I'd stay til close because I'd pretty much do whatever she asked.
Plus she said she'd get me an energy drink so let's fucking go!!!!
Plus she said she'd get me an energy drink so let's fucking go!!!!
There's Thanksgiving style catering in the break room and I'm so fucking full
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
There's Thanksgiving style catering in the break room and I'm so fucking full
I got paid early so it's time to go to Taco Bell and get a Grilled Steak Burrito, a Steak Quesadilla, a Double Decker Taco, 2 Doritos Loco Tacos, and a Baja Blast Midnight
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I got paid early so it's time to go to Taco Bell and get a Grilled Steak Burrito, a Steak Quesadilla, a Double Decker Taco, 2 Doritos Loco Tacos, and a Baja Blast Midnight
As someone who is more than familiar with the Yu-Gi-Oh card game, I'm screaming at my TV while watching the anime. This is my life now.
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
As someone who is more than familiar with the Yu-Gi-Oh card game, I'm screaming at my TV while watching the anime. This is my life now.
Barely talked to my parents about thanksgiving but I sure hope they're not doing turkey again.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Barely talked to my parents about thanksgiving but I sure hope they're not doing turkey again.
Downloaded Yu-Gi-Oh Legacy of the Duelist: Link Evolution and goddam the first few reverse duels are killing me. Yugi's decks are so much better than everyone else's.
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Downloaded Yu-Gi-Oh Legacy of the Duelist: Link Evolution and goddam the first few reverse duels are killing me. Yugi's decks are so much better than everyone else's.
Pardon me for living
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Pardon me for living
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Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
There was all this hype about how rare the Exodia cards are, but in season 1, episode 3 of Yu-Gi-Oh, some random kid that is trading with others has a Right Arm of the Forbidden One in his hand...
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
There was all this hype about how rare the Exodia cards are, but in season 1, episode 3 of Yu-Gi-Oh, some random kid that is trading with others has a Right Arm of the Forbidden One in his hand...
I hate waiting until payday. Barely anything left in the cupboards.
I'll get through this but damn.
I'll get through this but damn.
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I hate waiting until payday. Barely anything left in the cupboards.
I'll get through this but damn.
I'll get through this but damn.
Butt, pizza, hanalf
Let's go!!
Let's go!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Butt, pizza, hanalf
Let's go!!
Let's go!!
Cassidy is a very happy cat right now
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Cassidy is a very happy cat right now
Coworker is showing me stuff about Black Ops 7 and I can't "haha that's crazy" enough through this 🙄
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Coworker is showing me stuff about Black Ops 7 and I can't "haha that's crazy" enough through this 🙄
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
I'm awake so it's time to devour this bowl of rigatoni and then go back to sleep
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm awake so it's time to devour this bowl of rigatoni and then go back to sleep
Fuck this. I'm going back to bed.
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Fuck this. I'm going back to bed.
I wanna go back to sleep but I have to piss. But I don't want to make my cat move
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I wanna go back to sleep but I have to piss. But I don't want to make my cat move
It's still Caturday and Cassidy is chilling
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
It's still Caturday and Cassidy is chilling