🗣️ Jeffrey Danger
@jeffereydanger.bsky.social
34 year old dude having a mediocre time on the interweb.
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Sometimes I get in modes on here where I keep scrolling and only like pictures of cats.
Apologies if I'm ignoring you because I am.
Because cats.
Apologies if I'm ignoring you because I am.
Because cats.
Buddy I used to run D&D with won't stop bugging me about trying to co-op BG3 and I can't stress enough how much I don't wanna do that
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Buddy I used to run D&D with won't stop bugging me about trying to co-op BG3 and I can't stress enough how much I don't wanna do that
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Just about time to get to work on Black Friday!! LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!!!
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just about time to get to work on Black Friday!! LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!!!
Nvm the next one was even funnier
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Nvm the next one was even funnier
LMAO get fucked buddy
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
LMAO get fucked buddy
I'm trying to shit after that Thanksgiving meal and Cassidy is making it weird
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm trying to shit after that Thanksgiving meal and Cassidy is making it weird
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to
🎶"Weird Al" Yankovic
🎶The Black Dahlia Murder/Undeath/Rivers of Nihil/After the Burial/Carnifex
🎶The Devil Wears Prada/Texas In July/Volumes
🎶Chicago/Earth, Wind & Fire
🎶Anti-Flag/Less Than Jake/Get Dead/Masked Intruder
🎶"Weird Al" Yankovic
🎶The Black Dahlia Murder/Undeath/Rivers of Nihil/After the Burial/Carnifex
🎶The Devil Wears Prada/Texas In July/Volumes
🎶Chicago/Earth, Wind & Fire
🎶Anti-Flag/Less Than Jake/Get Dead/Masked Intruder
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.
Dream Theater
Thank You Scientist
Elton John
Coheed and Cambria
Marillion
Dream Theater
Thank You Scientist
Elton John
Coheed and Cambria
Marillion
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
Cradle of Filth
Opeth
That's literally it.
Cradle of Filth
Opeth
That's literally it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to
🎶"Weird Al" Yankovic
🎶The Black Dahlia Murder/Undeath/Rivers of Nihil/After the Burial/Carnifex
🎶The Devil Wears Prada/Texas In July/Volumes
🎶Chicago/Earth, Wind & Fire
🎶Anti-Flag/Less Than Jake/Get Dead/Masked Intruder
🎶"Weird Al" Yankovic
🎶The Black Dahlia Murder/Undeath/Rivers of Nihil/After the Burial/Carnifex
🎶The Devil Wears Prada/Texas In July/Volumes
🎶Chicago/Earth, Wind & Fire
🎶Anti-Flag/Less Than Jake/Get Dead/Masked Intruder
Sometimes a dude just needs to go for a drive and blast some Robert Palmer with the windows down
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Sometimes a dude just needs to go for a drive and blast some Robert Palmer with the windows down
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Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
My cat gets so freaked out when I sneeze even though I've seen him sneeze too
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
My cat gets so freaked out when I sneeze even though I've seen him sneeze too
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Holy fuck! That's not how Call of the Haunted works! I love and hate this show...
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Holy fuck! That's not how Call of the Haunted works! I love and hate this show...
I like Joey Wheeler as a character but watching him duel gives me a fuckin headache
a cartoon character with a green jacket and white shirt is crying
ALT: a cartoon character with a green jacket and white shirt is crying
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November 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I like Joey Wheeler as a character but watching him duel gives me a fuckin headache
Crazy day before Thanksgiving at work.
It's time to ch-ch-ch-ch-chill!
It's time to ch-ch-ch-ch-chill!
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Crazy day before Thanksgiving at work.
It's time to ch-ch-ch-ch-chill!
It's time to ch-ch-ch-ch-chill!
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Told my boss I'd stay til close because I'd pretty much do whatever she asked.
Plus she said she'd get me an energy drink so let's fucking go!!!!
Plus she said she'd get me an energy drink so let's fucking go!!!!
a man with his mouth open is surrounded by many different faces
ALT: a man with his mouth open is surrounded by many different faces
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November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Told my boss I'd stay til close because I'd pretty much do whatever she asked.
Plus she said she'd get me an energy drink so let's fucking go!!!!
Plus she said she'd get me an energy drink so let's fucking go!!!!
There's Thanksgiving style catering in the break room and I'm so fucking full
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
There's Thanksgiving style catering in the break room and I'm so fucking full
I got paid early so it's time to go to Taco Bell and get a Grilled Steak Burrito, a Steak Quesadilla, a Double Decker Taco, 2 Doritos Loco Tacos, and a Baja Blast Midnight
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I got paid early so it's time to go to Taco Bell and get a Grilled Steak Burrito, a Steak Quesadilla, a Double Decker Taco, 2 Doritos Loco Tacos, and a Baja Blast Midnight
As someone who is more than familiar with the Yu-Gi-Oh card game, I'm screaming at my TV while watching the anime. This is my life now.
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
As someone who is more than familiar with the Yu-Gi-Oh card game, I'm screaming at my TV while watching the anime. This is my life now.
Barely talked to my parents about thanksgiving but I sure hope they're not doing turkey again.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Barely talked to my parents about thanksgiving but I sure hope they're not doing turkey again.
Downloaded Yu-Gi-Oh Legacy of the Duelist: Link Evolution and goddam the first few reverse duels are killing me. Yugi's decks are so much better than everyone else's.
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Downloaded Yu-Gi-Oh Legacy of the Duelist: Link Evolution and goddam the first few reverse duels are killing me. Yugi's decks are so much better than everyone else's.
Pardon me for living
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Pardon me for living
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Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
There was all this hype about how rare the Exodia cards are, but in season 1, episode 3 of Yu-Gi-Oh, some random kid that is trading with others has a Right Arm of the Forbidden One in his hand...
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
There was all this hype about how rare the Exodia cards are, but in season 1, episode 3 of Yu-Gi-Oh, some random kid that is trading with others has a Right Arm of the Forbidden One in his hand...