Jason Sclar
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College students? One of these guys is a state senator which is the same job currently held by...Jay Jones
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"we couldn't make it as smart as a phd, so we made it as slutty as a phd candidate"
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One of trumps lessons is that firing someone creates a story about his failure. He is going to try to ride everything out this time
Really shocking the Nobel committee wasn’t more impressed by this
Seeing these Portland counter protests reminded me of this and I think it works for the same reason our counter protest works. Once you make them look silly, they really have no way to regain their original posture.
They wanted us so badly to get in their face and yell at them so they could calmly quote scripture back at us and make us look crazy. Instead we stood on the opposite corner and mimicked their behavior. They gave up and left hours before their protest was scheduled to end.
Their big thing was the phrase “god hates fags.” That was even the url for their church. So we decided to make a bunch of signs that said “god hates plaque” and we had a counter protest for dental hygiene and blamed societies ills on people failing to brush their teeth.
The thing about WBC is that they were also super litigious. That’s how they funded themselves. They wanted people to get in their face. Well, we weren’t going to give them what they wanted.
Story time. Back when I was in college, the Westboro Baptist Church was a thing. They’d go around having obnoxious protests where they’d blame everything on societies acceptance of gay people. They would protest at veterans funerals and college campuses alike. Well one year they came to my college.
the thing is, all that knock off amazon operator gear you bought to look tough and scary just looks fucking silly when you are being gyrated at by someone wearing an inflatable frog costume and being mooned by a naked bagpiper on a unicycle, it just doesn’t work, the self image cannot hold
It should not be understated how much clever shit like this actually annihilates morale at places like ICE/CBP.

Getting made fun of like this on national television while people laugh at you is.. well, you may call it victory wine, but it ain't.
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the thing is, all that knock off amazon operator gear you bought to look tough and scary just looks fucking silly when you are being gyrated at by someone wearing an inflatable frog costume and being mooned by a naked bagpiper on a unicycle, it just doesn’t work, the self image cannot hold
It should not be understated how much clever shit like this actually annihilates morale at places like ICE/CBP.

Getting made fun of like this on national television while people laugh at you is.. well, you may call it victory wine, but it ain't.
I love this so much. Funny, sweet, hopeful, and kind of bad-ass.

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Palmer Luckey? Matt Gaetz’s brother in law
I loved Pablo’s clear implication that there will be more folders down the line. If Cuban wanted to say he’s not convinced 100% beyond a reasonable doubt, sure. But to be as sure as he is that’ll other way is insane. I’m also sure if Pablo tugs at the nonprofit angle there will be more shoes to drop
As a Jew, I am quite sure that this is because she sucks at journalism, but is very good at saying things that her patrons like.
Fox News host Emily Compagno claims that the backlash to Bari Weiss being named CBS News editor-in-chief is due to her being Jewish:

"This kind of thing would make me laugh if there was not an antisemitic thread in there."
I enjoyed when Cuban was like "but last time you thought the KL deal was only for $28M and Ballmer put in $50M so now that you know that KL was actually getting $48M, this invalidates your previous argument" How Pablo held it together without screaming that this strengthened his point is beyond me
Pablo: My sources have told me A, B, and C which is confirmed by these documents

Cuban: What do these alleged sources really know? They are just theorizing. Have you considered that what could have happened is X, Y, and Z. I have no facts to back this up but I think its more likely than your theory
I absolutely love that Cuban accuses Pablo of not having facts and only having conjecture while he himself has no actual facts and just has conjectures about why things could have happened
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The Dem establishment is going to back Mills over the absolute phenom outsider Platner in Maine, which tells you everything you need to know about how well they understand the current moment & how prepared they are to meet it.
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Promoting the editor-in-chief's personal side project. Zero named sources in a story that promotes the editor-in-chief's personal political position. Misspelling the subject's name. It took one day for CBS News to become a conservative blog.

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CBS News: Some NYPD officers worry about Mandani becoming NYC mayor the Free Press reports.
Waiting for him to start swearing revenge on the six fingered man like Mandy Patinkin in the Princess Bride
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We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.
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I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances
Daaaaaaaa bearssss
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I grew up going to Zabar's. So many of my childhood memories center around the best lox in NYC (which is saying something). With Saul Zabar's passing today, the Upper West Side has lost a legend who turned his parent's humble store into a culinary institution.
Saul Zabar, Smoked Fish Czar of Upper West Side, Dies at 97
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My read on MTG is that she’s out there and has abhorrent beliefs but they are sincere as compared to the majority of her colleagues who are position taking as convenient. I think she is genuinely shocked to realize they are not fellow travelers.
Agree, with that last point particularly. The main constituency I know for the 2SS are liberal American Jews who have not thought too deeply about it but don't like the status quo and also believe it is important to have a Jewish state.