Decorative Gourd
@jaredsnyder.bsky.social
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He//him, Chicago, bikes Both magical and gritty
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dangmugs.bsky.social
my friends went to chicago and all they brought me was this crummy mug 🎈
White milk glass mug reading "my friends went to chicago and all they brought me was this crummy mug". In front of the mug is a red bendable figure with "Smile, God Loves You" printed on its chest.
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sorenspicknall.bsky.social
Rogers Park and surrounding neighborhoods were hit hard by immigration enforcement activity over the weekend.

There's no competition here, but I want to name that the same heavy, violent, fast-moving abduction pattern has invaded the southwest side about three times a week for over a month now.
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jaredsnyder.bsky.social
What being Italian in a French military school does to a mf
painting showing young napoleon in military school casting an ominous shadow on the wall
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jaredsnyder.bsky.social
Using today to celebrate the greatest Italian in history: Napoleon
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natepatrin.bsky.social
things bullets say
brocktoon.bsky.social
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
jaredsnyder.bsky.social
I am only more determined to Napoleon-post
jaredsnyder.bsky.social
When you post about your cat a bunch of randos that don't follow you show up to like it and when you post about Napoleon that doesn't happen and that's what's wrong with Society
jaredsnyder.bsky.social
You can't tell me what to do I'm saying Hurt
youtu.be/Ci1K9Zcwvy4?...
sophianyx.bsky.social
Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?
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srboisvert.bsky.social
Oh bouy!

Juvie Double-crested Cormorant at Montrose Harbor, Chicago.
10.13.2025
A backlit Double-crested Cormorant airing out its wings on a bouy.
jaredsnyder.bsky.social
Right like let the cat drag the line out and then you can reel it in again
jaredsnyder.bsky.social
That is a great idea, now I want to try it
jaredsnyder.bsky.social
My stupid cat's favorite game is to cry till I do her wand toy, catch it, pull it just out of reach, and then cry until I get up and start doing it again.

Look at this idiot
Stupid cat playing tug of war
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
tlecaque.bsky.social
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
jaredsnyder.bsky.social
this is the kind of thing that makes Napoleon the most interesting person to have ever lived
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jaredsnyder.bsky.social
As a teenager Napoleon hated the French, and was a Corisican Nationalist. His family had ties to Pasquale Paoli, who led a rebellion against the Genoese and then the French for Corisican freedom. He wrote essays about how the French were essentially imperialists subjugating Corsica
jaredsnyder.bsky.social
As a teenager Napoleon hated the French, and was a Corisican Nationalist. His family had ties to Pasquale Paoli, who led a rebellion against the Genoese and then the French for Corisican freedom. He wrote essays about how the French were essentially imperialists subjugating Corsica
jaredsnyder.bsky.social
What being Italian in a French military school does to a mf
painting showing young napoleon in military school casting an ominous shadow on the wall
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jaredsnyder.bsky.social
Napoleon's first language was Italian and he had a thick accent when he started military school as a child. His classmates mocked him by calling him "Paille-au-nez", meaning "straw-in-nose"
jaredsnyder.bsky.social
Napoleon's first language was Italian and he had a thick accent when he started military school as a child. His classmates mocked him by calling him "Paille-au-nez", meaning "straw-in-nose"