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Jan Karlsson
@jangoeswriting.bsky.social
Watty Award winner 2021, 6x shortlisted. Ambys Award winner 2024 & 2x 2023. 4x ONC Award shortlisted. Writer (🤔).

(⛔️No DM’s⛔️. I’m too damned old to be verifying my damned age!)
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Here are the links to all my writing profiles.
I like to think there’s something for everybody here, in most genres.

Take a look!

Wattpad: www.wattpad.com/user/JanGoes...
Jan Karlsson (@JanGoesWriting) - Wattpad
[Wattys 2021 Winner, Sci-Fi Category - "Foston Slacks - Time's Flies"] [Wattys 2024 Shortlist - "Foston Slacks - Good's Intentions"] [Watty...
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Between sets, pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists has their merch guy perform his #soliloquy on the benefits and joys of masturbation.
It is generally met with mixed reactions.
Except on Onan XXIII. Here, you can quite literally hear the sound of one hand clapping.

#vss365
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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From my queer romantic fantasy WIP ⚔️💖

Tfw a ghost catches you kissing your boyfriend
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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The hermit makes of the days what the heart speaks in #soliloquy. He does not rue the solitude. It is a country of many leagues all his. His peace is as deep as his erudition. His existence is a wilderness where beasts roam free. You will not pry him from it. He is too long in its hold.
#vss365
December 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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#vss365
I sometimes wonder just how long you could endure, if I let my lips write their own #sililoque upon the canvas of your soul.

Silent words burnt in passion upon your writhing flesh.

No quarter asked or given, just the incessant torture of unrelenting pleasure.

Ferociously inflicted..
December 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I never
want you
to be alone,
left wandering
through the
chambers of your
own soliloquy.
Let my voice
meet yours in
the quiet places,
a presence to
soften the echo
of every fear.
Stay near me
in the hush
between
heartbeats.
I will always
choose to stand
beside you.

#vss365 #poetry #soliloquy
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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"Alas poor Bren, I knew him well. He made a gud sandwich once n' a while." I heard Riz say:
"What are you doing?"
"Jus practisin ma #soliloguy fer wen ya crop it."
"If I die all you're going to praise me for is a sandwich?"
"It waz a really gud sandwich."
#vss365 #riztherogue
December 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Under the trees gaze
A silent #soliloquy
Sways all the flowers
#vss365 #haiku
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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my #soliloquy
my lone voice baring issues
before my world knows

#vss365 #haiku
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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“He talks to himself. He’s mad. Why can’t he just be normal…bla bla bla.”

Well, if he needs to be alone in order to speak to someone intelligent…that’s not his fault. You don’t have to listen you know. It’s actually very rude to interrupt someone’s soliloquy. You are not needed! Hmmph!

#vss365
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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We mouthed suffocating #soliloquys
Deaths-head dreams
Sprouting silently from our lips
Assuming sanguine sobriquets -
Nightshade nom-de-plume's
Rich and earthy as worm food
Our songs spun as spider-silk
Sung in bone-white moonlight

#vss365
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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My mothers voice,
A broken soliloquy
I’m Late again
#vss365
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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More show jumping

English on alt

#WIPSnip #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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is it cheating if i just reference the fourth hokage (minato)? 😅

#wipsnips #naruto
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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With a metallic shriek the shade ripped off. #Four figures peered down at us. I recognized Gun, whose eyes were drained of color.

"I remember you. You're the pissy one," I said.

"And you're the one who can't win a fight," he hissed.

"Don't let him provoke you," Abrams warned. #wip #wipsnips
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Day twenty-four of ‘Reign, Dear’ is posted!

Many, many plans are afoot, some of them may work, or not … Let’s face it, these aren’t master strategists at work here …

Continuing the Festivus tale, basically a #Christmas story.

www.wattpad.com/story/403819...
Reign, Dear - Jan Karlsson - Wattpad
Festivus time is here! By golly! After an avoidably unfortunate incident involving an unnecessarily large cat, with an odd way of choosing its prey, a lazy ogr...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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The Butcher of Titan was an absolutely nutty bastard. He loved to accompany his hacking and slicing of wayward intergalactic travelers with a long-winded, jaunty #soliloquy.

#vss365 #horror
December 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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What You Didn’t Hear

There was a #soliloquy
caught behind my breath
a confession rehearsed
but unspoken…
#poetry #vss365
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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#vss365 #soliloquy #KidsJournal

Today, mommy and daddy were talking about some writer. I think his name was Shakebeard. And they were talking about something he wrote called a silly key. It really sounded silly too. The part I remember was, “Tubie or not tubie.” That’s really silly. I like it.
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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"So who's is the better #soliloquy, Hamlet or MacBeth?"

"It's hard to rate, because where Hamlet is contemplating letting go of his issues or pursuing them via revenge, where MacBeth is absolutely nihilistic, his milk of human kindness now soured."

#vss365
#WritingCommunity
#ReaderSky
#BookSky
From scraps of silence trembling beside sudden bursts of thought, a story we have long feared begins to gather. Farewell to the hesitant preludes! Make a place for a raw soliloquy. What was stifled has finally found the ribs to break through.

#vss365 #prompt December 8 #soliloquy #art ~ Lily
December 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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#WIPSnips F O U R ✨

Midwest magical girl dances with a prince for the first time ⭐

#writingcommunity #wip #writesky
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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#WIPSnips
Childhood in the Age of Neglect
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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#WIPSnips | fourth

From The Stardust of Failure, Chapter Three:
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Surprised to be able to offer a snip for this 🤣 #WIPSnips #OFMDfanfic
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM