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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout

@pkrt.bsky.social

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Pro-pun punk rock guide to the galaxy and home of Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists (and their side project, The Proof is in the Poutine). *will be copying some tweets from Twitter, to catch y'all up with the band Anti-fascist and 🇨🇦

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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · Nov 27

Infamous interplanetary peace punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists end yet another show with the classic 'Punch a Space Nazi'.
Manners be damned, Seymour is inspired.
He looks around, but can't find a single definitive space nazi anywhere.
Shrugging, he belts Elan Muskmelon a good one.
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 21h

Trevor the #Terror Tortoise is about to unleash all hell.
He'd had enough. Living in the shadow of his cousin Tim, Timelord and all-around top turtle and his high and mighty 'I created the universe' spiel. Trevor had had enough. He was going to wreck havoc.
As soon as someone flips him over.
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks Steve!!

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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 2d

The force is strong with young Paul!

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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed my silliness!

Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 2d

Diary entry from Y'rall Y'nall, renowned #Martian author:

The Earth Chronicles, a work of pure, fantastical fiction I wrote thousands of years ago, has become the bestselling book of all time on their planet. Not sure why, but they've renamed it 'The Bible'.

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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 2d

*not mine, copied from twitter:

#SCIFIFRI 10-24-25
Optional Theme: #ENTRY\#ENTER
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#amwriting #WritingCommmunity #amwritingscifi
Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 2d

Kurt Kerf2: Fart jokes? Seriously? Is that all we are now?
Punk Rock Kilgore Trout: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE #UNSEEN? PERMANENTLY!
K2: No no no. All good here master creator sir. Yup yup. Very funny. You're the best! Keep it up!
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 2d

There are many #unseen forces in the universe. Some benign, some malevolent. Others are tricksters. Some can only be detected by smell. The gas entities from Flatus IV fulfill the last two criteria. They're just in it for shits and giggles.
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 4d

Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! The energy here is #electric, Bob!
Ko'l, I'd say! Today's cuisine is from Voltus V! A planet of pure energy! Have you tried the triple-charged ion lightning burgers?
I'm about to!
*takes big bite
Ow!!!
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 4d

Manitoulin Island is the largest freshwater island in the world. The Cup and Saucer trail is a good hike. Even better when followed by a couple of *Cup and #Saucer ales from Manitoulin Brewery.
That is all.

#vss365 #Canada

*preferred ale of pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists

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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 5d

Pan-galatic punks Peach Schapps & the Poltergeists official statement:
We'll fight to the very last #atom of our being to see that auto-tune is erased from music forever. It is, in short, an abomination. Unless it's hilarious. Then it sort of works. Also, we kind of like that Cher song.
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 7d

Her finger #hovers over the auto-destruct button...
Music, art, culture...
War, greed, corruption...
What to do?
Earth's going downhill, fast.
The Orange Goblin, Amerikkka, the Middle East...
But the No Kings rallies...
And God sighs. She hasn't seen the new Dexter series yet...
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 7d

Love it.

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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 7d

Don't be an android
Be sangfroid
Stay arid
Change the strange!
Kurt Kerf2: What the... Are you high?
Punk Rock Kilgore Trout: Timey rhymey!
K2: That doesn't even rhyme! Or make sense!
PRKT: Timey. Rhymey.
K2: Ohh-kay...
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 7d

When fighting giant sand slugs, Arid Extra Extra Dry is the preferred choice on Arrakis. You too can feel the change and be as dry as an android--
Kurt Kerf2: Lame. Dude, yer a day late and a dollar short.
Punk Rock Kilgore Trout: I'm on a roll, don't interrupt!
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 7d

Andy, the neurotic android, lived on an arid planet of giant sand slugs, but change was coming as the murky side of the--
Kurt Kerf2: Dude! We're gonna get sued! Also, have you run out of ideas?
Punk Rock Kilgore Trout: To firmly go where--
K2: Hungover again, eh?
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 9d

* not mine, copied from twitter:

#SCIFIFRI 10-17-25
Optional Theme: #CHANGE
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#amwriting #WritingCommmunity #amwritingscifi
Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩

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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 10d

Groth, reading from her new short story: With an earthly howl, the--
Gorg: Wait, don't you mean #unearthly howl?
Groth: No. Earthly is far scarier--have you been to that place lately?
Gorg: Ah. Point taken.

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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 10d

Agreed!

Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 10d

True true!

Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 11d

Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! What do we have here, Bob?
Ko'l, it's #beetle hot dogs, beetle burgers, and beetle pie.
Oh! It's the delegation from Earth!
Yeah, so sad. It's all they have to offer since they destroyed so many ecosystems on their planet.
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 11d

👏 👏 👏

Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 11d

Act now! Limited time only! New #deluxe VIP backstage passes to see pan-galatic parody punks the Proof is in the Poutine! You'll meet the band and get a one-to-one with drummer Skiff Poutine and hear his story of cheese curds! Act now!
Or don't. Maybe cheese history's not your thing.

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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 13d

I'll take stiff little fingers and the pogues first and foremost, but the undertones were pretty great!

Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · 13d

Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today the Brüskee Microsystem is presenting! What do you think, Bob?
Ko'l, I'm getting hints of caramel with an undertone of piranha.
Any good?
Oh, no. Just no. This is the worst stout I've ever had!
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