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John
@jahykes.bsky.social
Non-profit fundraiser, former political fundraiser, runner
Crimson Tide (c/o 01) • Crew • CBJ • Guardians

It's chaos; be kind

JAHykes and RunJohnBoyRun on other accounts
Talked to one of my kids at Ole Miss and the stories are coming out. And, as you'd expect, people are being totally normal about everything and are definitely not the reason for police at a certain sorority house and a certain apartment complex. Nor are they the reason a certain final is now online.
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Never in doubt lol Roll Tide
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hotties were Toddied

#HottyToddy

(The Sip still blocks Bluesky)
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
McDonald's is the only place open in Starkville and it's JUMPING
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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“if you measured income inadequacy today the way Orshansky measured it in 1963, the threshold for a family of four wouldn’t be $31,200. It would be somewhere between $130,000 and $150,000…”
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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in which the Chief Strategist and Portfolio Manager for Simplify Asset Management discovers how anachronistic & damaging “the poverty line” metric is in the USA— www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Why is Kevin James using Joe Rogan's rejected headshots?
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ouch, I've been hit in my creaking knees #CBJ
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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People, including Nick Saban, say Jordan-Hare Stadium is haunted

So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth

The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
Is Jordan-Hare Stadium haunted? An AL.com investigation
Is there really a paranormal presence inside Auburn football's stadium? We tried to find out.
www.al.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Running isn't therapy either.

Good for your mental health? Sure, absolutely!

Therapy? Nope.
Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy

only therapy is therapy
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Friendly reminder that Black Friday emails and texts are a good way to remember to unsubscribe from groups or companies you no longer are interested in and just delete every time they send you something.
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Red Cross every time I give blood: "have you thought of doing a Power Red donation?"

Me: "yeah, but I don't have time."

Today I have time, so weeks ago, I sign up for a Power Red donation.

25 minutes after my appointment time, I'm still waiting for them to finish setting up the machine. Sigh...
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Art Briles has been hired as the head football coach at a D2 school and so is back in the news. If you want to understand why this hire is upsetting for many, here's the long piece @dansolomon.com and I wrote back in 2019 about How Baylor Happened: web.archive.org/web/20190208...
How Baylor Happened
WACO, Texas — There’s not much to recommend spending four years in Waco. Driving into town up Interstate 35 from the south, the endless stretch of Texas nothing fills out slowly. It’s flat in the way ...
web.archive.org
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Researched this one recently: Through their first 21 games, the #CBJ were one of only three teams to play five back-to-backs in the opening quarter of the season. The others: Capitals, Mammoth. The other 29 played fewer.

The Jackets are the only team that's flown after each back-to-back opener.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Mine is down to a canister on the counter. Helps that the boys took cables with them to school.
Bluesky, how big is your box of old cables? If you know you know.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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it is almost as if accommodating and conceding to far right ideas legitimizes them and signals to voters that the far right is a legitimate choice for governance
The Danish Social Democrats are currently on course for their worst election result since at least the Second World War, despite their brand of far-right accommodationism being touted as a blueprint for other centre-left parties.
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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i will kind of accept this from some random person who barely pays attention. ben shapiro though? he's just lying
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Ground floor hater. Series A hater. Angel investment hater. I read the napkin the initial pitch for hating Ronaldo was written on and got out my checkbook on the spot. Ten-x moment for the lads here. We’re going to Ibiza on this one.
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Credit where credits due: ol boy really delivered here lmao
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Might as well post this here too: I'm hiring! We're looking for a strong writer, preferably someone with at least some grant writing experience. Job is in Columbus, OH, and a hybrid "4 days in / Fridays WFH" arrangement (not flexible, sorry). Let me know if you're interested or know someone.
Assistant Director, Foundation Relations
Overview: - Researches, writes, and submits grant applications in support of departments across the hospital (average 25-30/year) - Assists in the writing and creation of grant reports, impact reports...
nationwidechildrens.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Only thing that would make this better is if they had a little pennant made to hold up.
a powerful powerful powerful dudes rock moment
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The $2,000 dividend/tariff check/whatever is going to be this term's Infrastructure Week.
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM