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Jake P

@jahre.bsky.social

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Football enjoyer. Tottenham #COYS. Weird little town resident. Brown. Wishes technology worked for people.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · Mar 23

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A girl who has no name laying by a campfire

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 4h

Dry as hell. Surprised we didn’t see dust shoot out of the pant leg.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 5h

I swear to EVERY god, all work would be so much easier if we didn’t have executives that insisted on complicating every single thing for the benefit of feeling important.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 5h

Allow me to say that I have ZERO empathy for this man.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 7h

In this Manchester pub, Rooney still means Wayne. But they do know this: have you ever wondered why so many young men are listening to Oasis and supporting Manchester City?

NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 7h

In this Ohio diner, Rooney still means Andy. But they do know this: have you ever wondered why so many young men at cafes are listening to Clario and reading books that are popular with women?

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 10h

Sometimes you have to respect the game of your child.

Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 23h

3yo: *after being told to shut down the video* I wanted to watch that, but you guys are fuckers
Me: I can neither confirm or deny this 🤣

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 10h

Performances were off the charts.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 11h

This guy rules.

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

We’re kicking the politics of the past aside and scoring a new generation of leadership — and we want you on our team.

Join us for The Cost of Living Classic, a free citywide soccer tournament in Coney Island this Sunday, co-hosted by NYC Footy.

Details + register at zohranfornyc.com/colclassic ⚽

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 21h

Just watched THE LIGHTHOUSE and wtf

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 1d

Short answer?

The dumbest stuff possible because we’re a big dumb country with dumb fucking leaders.

John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 1d

What the fuck are we doing?

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 1d

Scary movies I have watched so far in October:

- Heretic (loved)
- Barbarian (crazy!)
- The Thing (OG)
- Hereditary
- Alien
- No One Will Save You (wtf)

Any suggestions for my next watch?

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 2d

The only thing he’s not lying about.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 2d

“Eck-cetera” and “Impornnt” are two things you can say that will instantly remove credibility from any statement.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 3d

International gabagool day

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 4d

If you don’t have friends you can talk to about stuff like this, it’s a sign that you should use ChatGPT less.

What a sad and pathetic world “AI” is ushering in.

C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 4d

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 4d

Society will end way before AGI has a chance to destroy anything.

Like why do we think AI is the harbinger of the end when we have everything else working toward the destruction of humanity?

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 5d

In the 15th inning, each team must nominate a champion to fight the opposing teams mascot.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 5d

This is insane tho

ESPN @espn.com · 5d

Legends aren’t born. They’re built 😤

A’ja Wilson is the first player in WNBA & NBA history to win MVP, DPOY, Finals MVP & a scoring title in a season 👏