Jacob (he/him)
@jacobwittrock.bsky.social
Left FB and birb-site. Been on Mastodon the last couple of years. It’s super nice but also a bit secluded, so now trying out this place 😊
Interests: news, jokes, fun & games, cats & crazy animals, science and engineering.
Supports EDI and LGBTQ+ 😊
Interests: news, jokes, fun & games, cats & crazy animals, science and engineering.
Supports EDI and LGBTQ+ 😊
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There is no trend or epidemic of kids being trans or non-binary.
December 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
There is no trend or epidemic of kids being trans or non-binary.
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Store følelser i Troldspejlet? Troldspejlet forelsker sig | DRTV www.dr.dk/drtv/episode...
DRTV - Troldspejlet special: Troldspejlet forelsker sig
Julen er højsæson for kærlighedshistorier, der er lige så syntetiske og sukkersøde som juleskum. Ikke just Jakob Stegelmanns yndlingsgenre. Alligevel ofrer han sig for romantikken - fordi det viser si...
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December 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Store følelser i Troldspejlet? Troldspejlet forelsker sig | DRTV www.dr.dk/drtv/episode...
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It's just so fashionable right now
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's just so fashionable right now
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This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
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Old King Cole passed legislation against mixing shredded cabbage with mayonnaise. This is Cole's Law
December 14, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Old King Cole passed legislation against mixing shredded cabbage with mayonnaise. This is Cole's Law
Secured my ticket for the “Always look on the bright side of life live” show with the real Eric Idle in Copenhagen, 5th of May 🤩 It will be a thrill! 😆
#ericidle #alwayslookonthebrightsideoflife
#ericidle #alwayslookonthebrightsideoflife
December 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Secured my ticket for the “Always look on the bright side of life live” show with the real Eric Idle in Copenhagen, 5th of May 🤩 It will be a thrill! 😆
#ericidle #alwayslookonthebrightsideoflife
#ericidle #alwayslookonthebrightsideoflife
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This!
December 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This!
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*New Jersey nodding its head.*
My spouse took this picture yesterday and sent it to me. It took me the longest time to spot it.
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
*New Jersey nodding its head.*
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Does your cat suffer from insecurities for failing to win a peace prize after stepping on a button in the Oval Office and blowing up boats 1,000 miles away? Announcing the "Friskies Peace Prize" so bad kitties who just clawed the couch into pieces and ate the parrot can feel better about themselves!
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Does your cat suffer from insecurities for failing to win a peace prize after stepping on a button in the Oval Office and blowing up boats 1,000 miles away? Announcing the "Friskies Peace Prize" so bad kitties who just clawed the couch into pieces and ate the parrot can feel better about themselves!
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"Trump's Peace Prize"
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Trump's Peace Prize"
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When mom makes you wear your perfect attendance medal for your school photo.
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When mom makes you wear your perfect attendance medal for your school photo.
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"Mom, can I get the Nobel Peace Prize?"
"We've got peace prizes at home."
The peace prize at home:
"We've got peace prizes at home."
The peace prize at home:
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"Mom, can I get the Nobel Peace Prize?"
"We've got peace prizes at home."
The peace prize at home:
"We've got peace prizes at home."
The peace prize at home:
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🇳🇿 New Zealand police have recovered a diamond-encrusted green Faberge egg after keeping a six-day watch over the thief accused of swallowing it.
➡️ u.afp.com/S7JE
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December 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
🇳🇿 New Zealand police have recovered a diamond-encrusted green Faberge egg after keeping a six-day watch over the thief accused of swallowing it.
➡️ u.afp.com/S7JE
➡️ u.afp.com/S7JE
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The most confusing part
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The most confusing part
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Dunkelflaute er et stigende problem. Men biogas kan redde os fra timer med stigende elpriser og effektmangel, mener organisation. Grøn tænketank mener, at også andre løsninger bør overvejes.
Våben mod det stigende problem med dunkelflaute lægges på bordet: Mere biogas | Ingeniøren
Dunkelflaute er et stigende problem. Men biogas kan redde os fra timer med stigende elpriser og effektmangel, mener organisation. Grøn tænketank mener, at også andre løsninger bør overvejes.
ing.dk
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Dunkelflaute er et stigende problem. Men biogas kan redde os fra timer med stigende elpriser og effektmangel, mener organisation. Grøn tænketank mener, at også andre løsninger bør overvejes.
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“You’re in my seat”
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
“You’re in my seat”
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Let's not forget to celebrate the birthday of the great Joan Sanderson, who I'm pretty sure delivered the funniest guest performance in all of Fawlty Towers.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Let's not forget to celebrate the birthday of the great Joan Sanderson, who I'm pretty sure delivered the funniest guest performance in all of Fawlty Towers.
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This X feature lasted as long as Tesla Diner.
Grand opening, grand closing.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This X feature lasted as long as Tesla Diner.