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jacob
@jackalopefun.bsky.social
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silly man. drum bopper and synth exploder.
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but your birthday was weeks ago shano
*does something impressive*
put THAT in your pap and smear it
new! an all-pig remake of the disney witch movie called horkus porkus
probably very frustrating to try to exist in a creative community in the area while hating me because i pop up everywhere lol. and i'll keep doing it!!! your hobby is next bitch!!! i'll get into crochet motherfucker don't test me!!!
I SAW YOU CRYIN ON HALLOWEEN
john motherfuckin haywood told me i sounded good tonight. y'all can't tell me shit from now on.
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I just want us to be the Mariah Carey of pumpkins.
where were you the day the changed the youtube desktop UI
i can't believe how consistently LLMs still use "it wasn't ____, it was ____. three times in one post!!!

oh also this is a horrible grifter man who has little tiny baby fingies that can't type their own words.
they call me sweat midler
breaking news: i keep reading this post to the tune of all the small things
tired: sperm count
wired: cum vampire
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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
call me buster skeetin the way i nut and fall out a window or something. i dunno man
just making sure you get yer steps in
it's a shame the connotation "groomer" has taken on nowadays. like here i am trying to flirt on roblox and people keep asking me to trim their goddamn dogs nails
i called a grown man a goober in anger today and i can't make up my mind if that's the most or least devastating thing to call someone.
ozzy and d'angelo in the same year. i just saw the two wolves inside me put down execution style.
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So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:
i lost my phone like three weeks ago and the longer i go without it the less i miss it lol. i don't think it's made me any more productive or mentally well, but it certainly hasn't hurt in either department.