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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 6h

but your birthday was weeks ago shano

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 8h

lmao man i wish

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 12h

*does something impressive*
put THAT in your pap and smear it

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 1d

new! an all-pig remake of the disney witch movie called horkus porkus

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 1d

probably very frustrating to try to exist in a creative community in the area while hating me because i pop up everywhere lol. and i'll keep doing it!!! your hobby is next bitch!!! i'll get into crochet motherfucker don't test me!!!

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 1d

I SAW YOU CRYIN ON HALLOWEEN

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 3d

john motherfuckin haywood told me i sounded good tonight. y'all can't tell me shit from now on.

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soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · 7d

I just want us to be the Mariah Carey of pumpkins.

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 7d

where were you the day the changed the youtube desktop UI

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 9d

i can't believe how consistently LLMs still use "it wasn't ____, it was ____. three times in one post!!!

oh also this is a horrible grifter man who has little tiny baby fingies that can't type their own words.

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 10d

they call me sweat midler

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 12d

breaking news: i keep reading this post to the tune of all the small things

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 12d

tired: sperm count
wired: cum vampire

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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 12d

Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 12d

call me buster skeetin the way i nut and fall out a window or something. i dunno man

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 14d

just making sure you get yer steps in

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 14d

it's a shame the connotation "groomer" has taken on nowadays. like here i am trying to flirt on roblox and people keep asking me to trim their goddamn dogs nails

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 15d

i called a grown man a goober in anger today and i can't make up my mind if that's the most or least devastating thing to call someone.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15d

rip to an unbelievable artist youtu.be/T3CunfPYkME?...

D'Angelo and The Vanguard - The Charade (Audio)

YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO

youtu.be

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 15d

ozzy and d'angelo in the same year. i just saw the two wolves inside me put down execution style.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23d

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

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kate kush @whiskeysour.bsky.social · 24d

new couple photo just dropped
@kiddbrewer.bsky.social

📷: @jackalopefun.bsky.social

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 24d

EEK!!!!!

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 25d

i lost my phone like three weeks ago and the longer i go without it the less i miss it lol. i don't think it's made me any more productive or mentally well, but it certainly hasn't hurt in either department.

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