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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · Apr 9

vampire paddington

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 1d

might make a burner linkedin to shit post on

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 1d

new! an all-pig remake of the disney witch movie called horkus porkus

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 1d

I WAS DRESSED LIKE DRACULA—MAYBE

jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 1d

I SAW YOU CRYIN ON HALLOWEEN

aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 3d

they’re red now

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 5d

Pisces ♓️: you did not live through the spring :(

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 5d

Aquarius ♒️: you are sideways

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 5d

Capricorn ♑️: you are sideways

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 5d

Scorpio ♏️: you are sideways

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 5d

Libra ♎️: you are sideways

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 5d

Virgo ♍️: you are sideways

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 5d

Leo ♌️: you are sideways

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 5d

Cancer ♋️: you are sideways

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 5d

Gemini ♊️: you are sideways

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 5d

Taurus ♉️: you are sideways

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 5d

Aries ♈️: you are sideways

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 5d

2/3 of eek! are sideways, here’s what this means for your horoscope. a 🧵

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 8d

joss whedon and every writer on the office have done irreparable damage to writer’s rooms everywhere.

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Keg Boy @kiddbrewer.bsky.social · 12d

Instant Ramen. Cooks in 3 minutes, cools in 72 days

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 17d

once we figure out these asbestos wings we’re getting you back up there

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 17d

okay, but you’re not a knucklehead or asshole, and tbh the sun had it coming

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 17d

paging @jsluss.bsky.social

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 18d

“a girl’s intuition is never wrong” sister you have Borderline Personality Disorder

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 17d

tell me i’m wrong

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 24d

EEK!!!!!

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 27d

watching my boyfriend like everyone’s tweets but mine

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