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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 11h

go relisten to she bangs and tell me how no one clocked ricky’s tea right then and there

gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 4d

the other night i woke up with an art idea that i put in my notes app with my other art ideas and when i woke up this was all it said

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 5d

every time i go to summit city i’ll point someone out to pants and say “hey who is that” and without a doubt he always says some shit like “oh him? that’s smorkbong kevin”

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 6d

i never thought i’d meet someone with serial killer vibes so off the charts that they’d make me relieved to see cops in the bar but here we are

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kate kush @whiskeysour.bsky.social · 16d

good morning I am thinking about how this pic of Trixie and Chappell looks like @ambyrvi.bsky.social and me

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 17d

“i’m a non-racist white person and i don’t think that’s racist” is giving “i’m a goldfish and i think dogs are making up the concept of dog whistles because i can’t hear them”

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 18d

indica: the closest to a coma an able-bodied person can be
sativa: i’m going to be the first person to die from a panic attack and they will do research on me
hybrid: i will solve the jonbenet ramsey case at 0400 hours

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 20d

“a girl’s intuition is never wrong” sister you have Borderline Personality Disorder

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 21d

turning the thermostat up to 66 as soon as christian leaves

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 21d

christian has been predicting this for like two years :(

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 22d

i did it at norton walmart once and i think they issued a curse against my entire bloodline

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 24d

you’re in his dms i’m spraying radioactive urine in his toilet from all the azo i’m taking

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 24d

every fruit fly i massacre brings me closer to nirvana

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 25d

yeah i had to smack him around

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 25d

record setting amounts of child abuse going on in dollywood today

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 27d

am i supposed to be surprised that the white-feminism-to-alt-right pipeline is two millimeters long lol

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 29d

watching my boyfriend like everyone’s tweets but mine

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · Oct 1

to the fruit flies in my apartment i am keyser söza and today is the day of reckoning

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · Sep 25

frantically searching for my gay little boyfriend’s fanny pack to retrieve the trash i shoved into it like a street animal at the front bottoms show

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · Sep 22

jacob when i think about how well your car still operates despite how severely you neglect it, it inspires me to persevere against all odds and i wish that was a joke

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · Sep 22

licking my finger and putting it to the wind before stating definitively that christian was on my phone on tiktok last night

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · Sep 22

dude me too this thing’s got legs

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · Sep 22

redownloading twitter so i can make an account pretending to be a right wing mother who chose not to get her child vaccinated and now she’s upset because her son has autism AND the measles. also rfk jr won’t answer her emails and she’s begging elon musk for help

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · Sep 20

in an interesting turn of events, my mom is hanging out with my friends without me tonight

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gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · Sep 19

just cleared my tabs and an astonishing number of them were the kinsey scale

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