soldergoblin.bsky.social
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I just want us to be the Mariah Carey of pumpkins.
Is a cuck lamp above the chair or the bed
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Boy I sure am disappointed about everything.
I wanna host a battle of the bands but we all play magic: the gathering.
For my birthday I wear a size 1970s Acoustic Control Corp 370/371 with 18" folded horn.
You're in her DMs; shes bare assed farting on my leg while im trying to sleep
Out of my mood stabilizer until next week. If im mean to you I meant it but I never would have said that without my meds. 🧟‍♂️
"I dont watch football or anything that promotes violence or fighting" - man thats buying a gun in front of me
Im on lava lamp restoration tiktok
People will be like "I dont do pronouns cause trans people are dumb" but will call me Pants. Kys.
Getting gooped up to make everything a little scary
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why worry about the opinions your extended family have of you when they’re busy sharing AI generated memorial images of a rightwing extremist grifter playing basketball with jesus in heaven
My body is a machine that turns doinks into smoked doinks
Firing up the boofatron to go see shordy. (my sleep apnea doctor)
Gonna twin turbo the yarther morgan for maximum gunk inhalation
Everyone's Christmas present this year is going to be a UTI
3 woods deep and communicating via block chain ledger