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soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · 6d

I just want us to be the Mariah Carey of pumpkins.

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · 11d

Is a cuck lamp above the chair or the bed

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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 12d

Boy I sure am disappointed about everything.

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · 15d

I wanna host a battle of the bands but we all play magic: the gathering.

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · 15d

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soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · 28d

Sauce me, mommy

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 26

She be working so hard

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 26

For my birthday I wear a size 1970s Acoustic Control Corp 370/371 with 18" folded horn.

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 26

Dog urethra

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 22

You're in her DMs; shes bare assed farting on my leg while im trying to sleep

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 20

Cowboy time

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 20

So gooped

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 18

Out of my mood stabilizer until next week. If im mean to you I meant it but I never would have said that without my meds. 🧟‍♂️

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 15

"I dont watch football or anything that promotes violence or fighting" - man thats buying a gun in front of me

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 15

Im on lava lamp restoration tiktok

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 15

People will be like "I dont do pronouns cause trans people are dumb" but will call me Pants. Kys.

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 12

Getting gooped up to make everything a little scary

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acabby @gapgoblin.bsky.social · Sep 11

why worry about the opinions your extended family have of you when they’re busy sharing AI generated memorial images of a rightwing extremist grifter playing basketball with jesus in heaven

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 10

Its a hell yeah kinda day!

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 10

I'll piss to that!

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 9

My body is a machine that turns doinks into smoked doinks

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 9

Firing up the boofatron to go see shordy. (my sleep apnea doctor)

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 9

Gonna twin turbo the yarther morgan for maximum gunk inhalation

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 9

Everyone's Christmas present this year is going to be a UTI

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 9

3 woods deep and communicating via block chain ledger