Shano’s Real Time Nervous Breakdown
@shano.bsky.social
Dad. Electric guitar player. 1/3 of AFTERLIFE CRISIS. Comic book reader/writer. The man who says yes and walks on the Sun. Crooked fingers. Heart the size of the moon. Remains 8 spoons of water. he/him
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“Strange Clouds” I wrote this based on Patrick Dean’s comics. I edited it down to 3 minutes so none of you would have to suffer the unbearable burden of clicking a link.
They needed a bigger boat.
December 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
They needed a bigger boat.
This restaurant parked a dang ol’ car on the ceiling.
December 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This restaurant parked a dang ol’ car on the ceiling.
Drove five hours to pick up a stack of cash. Wise County ain’t ready for me to get home. Buckle up. We coming in hot.
December 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Drove five hours to pick up a stack of cash. Wise County ain’t ready for me to get home. Buckle up. We coming in hot.
All my friends are dead or very sleepy. That is not a metaphor. youtube.com/shorts/WTIpQ...
Strange Clouds #afterlifecrisis #guitar #epiphone #clinodactyly
YouTube video by Shano
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December 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
All my friends are dead or very sleepy. That is not a metaphor. youtube.com/shorts/WTIpQ...
Guys, the past three months. Holy shit.
December 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Guys, the past three months. Holy shit.
Just out here… unwed mothers… thoughts and prayers y’all.
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Just out here… unwed mothers… thoughts and prayers y’all.
RIP The Biff. One of the best and a class act. Dang y’all.
December 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
RIP The Biff. One of the best and a class act. Dang y’all.
Oh, unwed mothers of Wise County update. I made them soup.
December 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Oh, unwed mothers of Wise County update. I made them soup.
I’m filled with the holiday spirit today. (Absolute rage toward all the clowns at work that have the audacity to expect me to do anything at all in the month of December.)
December 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’m filled with the holiday spirit today. (Absolute rage toward all the clowns at work that have the audacity to expect me to do anything at all in the month of December.)
Just out here, unwed mothers, the Sun, etc.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Just out here, unwed mothers, the Sun, etc.
I think my therapist fired me. I get it.
December 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I think my therapist fired me. I get it.
Just out here taking unwed mothers to the doctor and other places. Just out here single handedly holding this society together. You’re welcome.
December 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Just out here taking unwed mothers to the doctor and other places. Just out here single handedly holding this society together. You’re welcome.
Tell me a song that will let net go to sleep.
December 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Tell me a song that will let net go to sleep.
I live in Vireastennolina.
December 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I live in Vireastennolina.
I still don’t believe anyone has ever watched those blue cat people cartoons.
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I still don’t believe anyone has ever watched those blue cat people cartoons.
Man, I hate it when androids or parasite dudes siphon off your powers and use them against you. It’s the dirt worst.
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Man, I hate it when androids or parasite dudes siphon off your powers and use them against you. It’s the dirt worst.
I have the testosterone of an 18 year old, the intellect of a 12 year old and the emotional maturity of a 4 year old. The greatest scientific minds of this generation should be working on a strategy to save the world from me.
December 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I have the testosterone of an 18 year old, the intellect of a 12 year old and the emotional maturity of a 4 year old. The greatest scientific minds of this generation should be working on a strategy to save the world from me.
I think it’s safe to say that the new pill hasn’t put a dent in the insomnia.
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I think it’s safe to say that the new pill hasn’t put a dent in the insomnia.
My testosterone is 1,032. Holla.
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My testosterone is 1,032. Holla.
Guys. What am I doing? Seriously.
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Guys. What am I doing? Seriously.
Just out here helping the lesbians of Wise County bury some things.
December 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Just out here helping the lesbians of Wise County bury some things.
Look. I’m not proud of the things I’ve done. But, I’m a little amazed.
December 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Look. I’m not proud of the things I’ve done. But, I’m a little amazed.
Someone needs to do something about me.
December 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Someone needs to do something about me.
Jacques Noir out here changing lives. Champion of unwed mothers and hobos.
December 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Jacques Noir out here changing lives. Champion of unwed mothers and hobos.