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ivynyx.bsky.social
Ivy - "Perfect Pervert"
@ivynyx.bsky.social
Unapologetically trans. Apologetic about the rest.

Non-binary trans femme (they/them)
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Starting a "feats of strength" thread so that I can keep track of my lifts. Yeah I log them, but it's satisfying having the video to share.
I’ve been on HRT for 40 months. There’s a lot of other work you gotta do, but it WORKS.

Give it a try. But also tattoos.
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Four years ago to this day I got my first tattoo. They were not kidding when they say that tattoos change how you look.
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This, by the way, is why the "top/bottom energy" memes are so wildly wrong.

Get me in the right head space and I'll be such a good sub. And then an hour later I'm carrying you over my shoulder.

How someone acts IRL or on social media is not how they are at their most intimate.
Omg yes. I want to live in a little bubble for an hour or three where I’m completely controlled, but once that’s over, I’m gonna eat ice cream and look them in the eye (a little, I’m autistic) and talk to them as an equal.
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The thing about the customer model of education is that the customers don’t always know what goes into making the product or why.

So you end up with people thinking that the poetry module was useless and not understanding that it’s actually load-bearing so that engineers have souls.
If you are providing me with an education that is low utility in the world then it’s a disservice. My composition class spent four weeks on poetry. I’m sorry, but that only would’ve been useful if I wanted to be a poet. I don’t need to know iambic pentameter in order to be a victim advocate.
December 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This is canon for me.

Like, y'all talk about how terrible you were at being men, and I respect that.

I crushed the hell out of being a man. It was just kind of a boring game and I needed something more fun.
i didn't transition i started new game+ and respecced my build
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Campaign promises should be bold, attainable, and popular.

She gets it.
For any Dimension 20 nerds out there, we WILL be bringing the dome to Capitol Hill if I win.
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Question mostly for the girls, but anyone can answer:

What is the best/preferred erectile drug these days? Any interactions/concerns to be aware of that is a factor for us, but not for cis men?

Sad to say, I trust Bluesky mutuals way more than a web search these days.
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Question mostly for the girls, but anyone can answer:

What is the best/preferred erectile drug these days? Any interactions/concerns to be aware of that is a factor for us, but not for cis men?

Sad to say, I trust Bluesky mutuals way more than a web search these days.
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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HR departments countrywide need to start treating gendercrit employees as potentially hostile. As soon as you are required to interact with one, you dust off the rulebook, you dot every eye and cross every t, and you assume bad faith at every turn.

They are a threat to every organisation.
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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The 1980s version of Candyland is one of my deeply embedded aesthetic influences from childhood. To this day I think of an appealing color palette as being an edible one.
Anyways here's a genderbent candyland hottie I drew in 2023.
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Every time I see something about Tom Morello sending Soken a song for FFXIV completely out of the blue this is all I can think of
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"Cybertruck" and "Dumpster" are both brand names and not generic terms, but honestly, I'm not the sort to go to bat for corporations.
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social check out this aftermarket stereo someone put in their cybertruck! Not normally a car guy but I thought it was pretty cool.
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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All of the trans woman competition bans follow a simple logic. They see us as men, and they see us competing with cis women in any capacity as unfair because they see cis women as inferior in every aspect to even "failed" men.

I cannot stress enough how much these people hate and detest women.
December 6, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I'm honestly barely even joking here.

Treat me like an equal and don't be weird about my gender and I'll entertain your interest out of novelty alone.

I assume half of it is wanting to "conquer" someone, and my genuine interest makes it less of a pursuit for them? I dunno!
Just once I want a couple to like my look/vibe/aesthetic from across the bar.

I mean, I really do appreciate that people are respectful/scared of me, but damn, give a girl a bit of attention that unambiguously says "we are/I am trying to pick you up" and not "you look nice (platonically)."
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"Romantasy" has sex, but it's bad sex.
"Erotica" has sex, but is mostly story.
"Porn" is mostly sex, but might have story.

It's not a difference in artistic merit, just in ratios. Any can be high art or be pulp.

Meanwhile, graphic violence is way more damaging. But that's just fine?!
A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Just once I want a couple to like my look/vibe/aesthetic from across the bar.

I mean, I really do appreciate that people are respectful/scared of me, but damn, give a girl a bit of attention that unambiguously says "we are/I am trying to pick you up" and not "you look nice (platonically)."
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
New display name just dropped.
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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TPUSA having a speaker named full necky is kind of in bad taste, no?
December 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Sabotenderqueer
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This is a violation of the social contract.

I don't care how talented you (think you) are, keep quiet and respect others' peace.
The Yale Glee Club brought the holiday spirit onboard Metro-North!

They rode the New Haven Line into NYC for their performance at the Yale Club — and along the way, filled the train car with a stirring rendition of Ding Dong Merrily On High.
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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A wallet-sized Kabru for your online reply needs
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Good morning cis friends and normal friends! 💚
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You let them attack abortion access for straight sex.
You let them demonize queers for gay sex.
You let them undermine STI testing and prophylaxis.
You make kids work more for less, and they have no time.
You let a pandemic go uncontrolled, so there's no bar and club culture anymore.

Hmmm....?
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Good morning cis friends and normal friends! 💚
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM