Isys
@isysmeows.bsky.social
I do my own sex scenes. Available for private rendezvous in the Greater Toronto Area
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Twelve years ago today, I began my journey of working as a companion and I have been loving it ever since 🥰 for those of you who'd like to gift me a little something, I (finally) have a wishlist, including an option to tip me for my social media posts that you guys like so much ♥️
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Sephora haul time! Can you guess how much this little bottle of water cost?
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Sephora haul time! Can you guess how much this little bottle of water cost?
Looking through rental listings and having fun (kind of?) guessing which ones have landlords that would try to haggle a sw’s rates and ask for bareback. An example of one that definitely would:
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Looking through rental listings and having fun (kind of?) guessing which ones have landlords that would try to haggle a sw’s rates and ask for bareback. An example of one that definitely would:
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me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
Pilates is getting close to reaching peak cultural saturation cuz I am now seeing an almost equal number of men and women in my pilates classes whereas before there was only like one token straight guy 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Pilates is getting close to reaching peak cultural saturation cuz I am now seeing an almost equal number of men and women in my pilates classes whereas before there was only like one token straight guy 🤔
Do you think creative-minded people better in bed? Like, are they more intuitive and in touch with their own and other’s feelings that they can pick up on what the other person wants? And also more sensual? (NOT asking this as a creative-minded person of course)
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Do you think creative-minded people better in bed? Like, are they more intuitive and in touch with their own and other’s feelings that they can pick up on what the other person wants? And also more sensual? (NOT asking this as a creative-minded person of course)
The sexual tension between me and the “anonymous” person always buying stuff off my wishlist is too strong. Who is this mysterious person and will they buy the $500 theragun so I can think of them every time I use it all over my tight, tight body? 🫦
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The sexual tension between me and the “anonymous” person always buying stuff off my wishlist is too strong. Who is this mysterious person and will they buy the $500 theragun so I can think of them every time I use it all over my tight, tight body? 🫦
Having known old racist white people, especially the ones with dementia, I know what happened here. Trump can't tell the difference between different kinds of brown people so he thought mamdani was one of the saudis from earlier that week
Find someone who looks at you the way Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Having known old racist white people, especially the ones with dementia, I know what happened here. Trump can't tell the difference between different kinds of brown people so he thought mamdani was one of the saudis from earlier that week
I am a words person. When I’m watching a movie, I focus on the dialogue. When I listen to music, I like to focus on the lyrics, I have always loved reading books. So you’d think I wouldn’t enjoy the ballet but I think it’s fascinating how well it tells a story entirely through music and dance
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I am a words person. When I’m watching a movie, I focus on the dialogue. When I listen to music, I like to focus on the lyrics, I have always loved reading books. So you’d think I wouldn’t enjoy the ballet but I think it’s fascinating how well it tells a story entirely through music and dance
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That scene in Wolf of Wall Street where Di Caprio and the others are all laughing because they’re being rich & disgusting but it’s me because I’m in bed at 8pm wearing nice pyjamas & drinking tea
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
That scene in Wolf of Wall Street where Di Caprio and the others are all laughing because they’re being rich & disgusting but it’s me because I’m in bed at 8pm wearing nice pyjamas & drinking tea
Middle aged gay men who teach pilates/yoga remind me of the gay guys in sex & the city (complimentary)
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Middle aged gay men who teach pilates/yoga remind me of the gay guys in sex & the city (complimentary)
Sometimes I'll get clients who say they think my posts sound unhinged even though they can't specify which post made them feel that way. Recently I had a client tell me that and he cited this post because I was calling people "bitches" 🙃 I am seriously so worried for people's reading skills
The people who make the most short jokes about me are always like 5'2" or 5'3". Guys, the short on short hate needs to stop. Discriminating on your own kind is sad and pathetic, we need to show a united front ♥️
(this is a joke btw, idc what these bitches say about me lmao)
(this is a joke btw, idc what these bitches say about me lmao)
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Sometimes I'll get clients who say they think my posts sound unhinged even though they can't specify which post made them feel that way. Recently I had a client tell me that and he cited this post because I was calling people "bitches" 🙃 I am seriously so worried for people's reading skills
Talking to people who hate cats is so weird. What do you mean most of your social media feeds aren’t pix of cats looking cute and cuddly?
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Talking to people who hate cats is so weird. What do you mean most of your social media feeds aren’t pix of cats looking cute and cuddly?
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I'm mildly surprised Joe Rogan is still alive. He seems like he should have gotten his dick stuck in something on a bet and died of sepsis by now.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I'm mildly surprised Joe Rogan is still alive. He seems like he should have gotten his dick stuck in something on a bet and died of sepsis by now.
A little confused by the phrase “it tastes like ass” used as an insult. What if one likes the penny-like taste of ass? 🤔🧐
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
A little confused by the phrase “it tastes like ass” used as an insult. What if one likes the penny-like taste of ass? 🤔🧐
Walking into an outcall and not seeing a giant bottle of water waiting for me. Hmm interesting. I thought I was here to have sex but how can I have sex with no hydration? No, I will not drink from the tap like a wild animal! I‘m expecting a 1L bottle of Fiji. This pussy likes to stay well-hydrated
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Walking into an outcall and not seeing a giant bottle of water waiting for me. Hmm interesting. I thought I was here to have sex but how can I have sex with no hydration? No, I will not drink from the tap like a wild animal! I‘m expecting a 1L bottle of Fiji. This pussy likes to stay well-hydrated
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Conservatism is the death of imagination. Kill your curiosity to make the world bend to the banality of you.
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Conservatism is the death of imagination. Kill your curiosity to make the world bend to the banality of you.
As someone who doesn't date and therefore has no skin in the game, I find single clients dating horror stories wildly entertaining. And they love sharing these stories and getting my advice so a good time is had by all! Just remember to have some popcorn for me for the next dating gossip session 😂
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
As someone who doesn't date and therefore has no skin in the game, I find single clients dating horror stories wildly entertaining. And they love sharing these stories and getting my advice so a good time is had by all! Just remember to have some popcorn for me for the next dating gossip session 😂
Had a dream that I was at an orgy (!) and one of my reply guys was there and when I put my hand down his pants, his dick was as thick as my wrist (!) I know dreams are prophetic (🤞) so I gotta know which one of you this is about. Asking for research purposes of course
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Had a dream that I was at an orgy (!) and one of my reply guys was there and when I put my hand down his pants, his dick was as thick as my wrist (!) I know dreams are prophetic (🤞) so I gotta know which one of you this is about. Asking for research purposes of course
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manual labor? you mean hand jobs
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
manual labor? you mean hand jobs
There’s guys who get turned on by having their nipples played with and there’s guys that get turned on by having their earlobes played with. Then there’s guys who aren’t into either and are surprised by both. This is the curse of heterosexuality
(Joking! There’s nothing wrong with being straight!)
(Joking! There’s nothing wrong with being straight!)
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
There’s guys who get turned on by having their nipples played with and there’s guys that get turned on by having their earlobes played with. Then there’s guys who aren’t into either and are surprised by both. This is the curse of heterosexuality
(Joking! There’s nothing wrong with being straight!)
(Joking! There’s nothing wrong with being straight!)
Cold plunges/cold showers might be good for you but to someone who loves steamy hot showers like myself, they sound like something that’s used as a form of torture on POWs
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Cold plunges/cold showers might be good for you but to someone who loves steamy hot showers like myself, they sound like something that’s used as a form of torture on POWs
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One of my favourite aspects of companionship is, quite literally, the companionship. I love the pillow talk, the giggles, the running down to the donair shop late at night... I want to watch that smile settle on your face knowing you're in good company.
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
One of my favourite aspects of companionship is, quite literally, the companionship. I love the pillow talk, the giggles, the running down to the donair shop late at night... I want to watch that smile settle on your face knowing you're in good company.
Do any other sw feel like it’s easier to talk about deeper or more difficult topics with clients than it is to make small talk? Cuz it is for me 😅 20 min into a session and we’ve already transitioned seamlessly into talking about the homeless crisis in toronto as well as the politics around it
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Do any other sw feel like it’s easier to talk about deeper or more difficult topics with clients than it is to make small talk? Cuz it is for me 😅 20 min into a session and we’ve already transitioned seamlessly into talking about the homeless crisis in toronto as well as the politics around it
I recently found out that dark chocolate aka my one true love, has high levels of lead but then I thought what if the lead is what gives me a high sex drive? (that was the lead thinking)
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I recently found out that dark chocolate aka my one true love, has high levels of lead but then I thought what if the lead is what gives me a high sex drive? (that was the lead thinking)
The trump administration is sending society back in more ways than one cuz this is not what men in their 30s are supposed to look like in 2025, it’s what men in their 30s looked like in the 1950s lmao. This guy is the exact same age as me but looks like he’s a generation older 😂
This is good reporting and all that but here's the thing I learned the other day: Bill Pulte, the 50-year-mortgage dude and the guy who keeps pulling the mortgage docs of Trump's enemies is only 37 years old.
www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
Exclusive | Fannie Mae Watchdogs Probed How Pulte Obtained Mortgage Records of Key Democrats
FHFA’s acting inspector general handed the probe report to the U.S. attorney office that had indicted New York Attorney General Letitia James.
www.wsj.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The trump administration is sending society back in more ways than one cuz this is not what men in their 30s are supposed to look like in 2025, it’s what men in their 30s looked like in the 1950s lmao. This guy is the exact same age as me but looks like he’s a generation older 😂