I am a words person. When I’m watching a movie, I focus on the dialogue. When I listen to music, I like to focus on the lyrics, I have always loved reading books. So you’d think I wouldn’t enjoy the ballet but I think it’s fascinating how well it tells a story entirely through music and dance

(Oh wow look at me posting tweets to bsky, I feel like a double agent 🕵️‍♀️)

This is why I celebrate my sw anniversary every year. To me, sw represents a sense of financial freedom I never thought possible. It’s given me the greatest thing of all: the freedom to choose how I live my life

🚨 NEW PHOTO ALERT 🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨 NEW PHOTOS ARE UP NOW FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE🚨

(I am also available most of this week for your in-person pleasure)

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My note. Also, I would like to say that even though I’ve only had it for a few hours, my account has already been locked a few times when I tried liking some cat pix AFTER the site told me to like tweets lmaooo. What a dumb place

Every sexual experience is a threesome when you have multiple AI assistants on and listening in

If you had to guess how old she is, what would you guess? If you know who this is, please don’t google her age, I want to hear how old you think she is based off of the way she looks. I’m testing how well people can guess age on appearance alone lol

Why choose just one dessert off the in-room dining menu when you can order all of them? 🥰

(from left to right: crème brûlée, lemon tart and the most delicious chocolate brownie cake EVER)

(not pictured: two very sexy, very naked ladies and a guy who was still recovering from a mind-blowing duo)

Most guys put my name on the makeshift envelope but he drew a pic of me* 😂

*rest assured I am not this rough looking in the face. By his own admission, he is no artist. However, I WILL be showing up with this same crazed smile so be prepared

You don't need to go outside and touch grass, I think you need to touch a titty. THIS titty! The best part is you don’t even need to go outside to do that, this titty can come to you (outcalls only)

People watching in the city has been entertaining because of Fan Expo. Everyone I see fits into one of two categories: the hottest girls ever in cosplay and the comic book guy from the simpsons

I know that ass pic I posted last week jogged someone’s memory of grabbing it! Thanks for the gift card 🥰

P.S. anyone is welcome to send me aritzia/amazon gift cards at any time to [email protected]

My client jokingly(?) said that he thought my Twitter account got suspended because this tweet was interpreted as election interference by twitter’s algo. But now that I think about it, this is one of the last things I tweeted cuz my account was suspended a few days later 😅

I love when clients get me gift cards to places I always shop at and I don’t have to tell them what they are (it’s aritzia, always aritzia).

P.S. I call this setup “toronto-suburbs-hotel-that-hasn’t-been-refurbished-since-the-‘90s chic”

P.P.S. Look at the cute little bag the gift card comes in 😍

I know the people googling these questions are not from Toronto because no one who’s from here ever asks these hard-hitting questions

I’ve given rowdy teenagers on the subway this look and it does work. Which is saying a lot because I’m smaller in size than most of them and they could easily overpower me in a fight if they wanted to

Being able to log into my twitter account but not being able to do anything because I’m suspended feels like this

Do you ever just -

(Testing my boundaries on this site by posting this explicit video, perhaps more horny than any horny tweet I ever tweeted)