I Start Fires
@istartfires.bsky.social
#IStartFires so you don't have to! 💧
Raising awareness about #FireSafety with a matchstick sense of humor, and a fire extinguisher in hand. #SafetyFirst, chaos never! 🚒
Disclaimer: I do not condone the starting of fires by people who are not me. 🔥
Raising awareness about #FireSafety with a matchstick sense of humor, and a fire extinguisher in hand. #SafetyFirst, chaos never! 🚒
Disclaimer: I do not condone the starting of fires by people who are not me. 🔥
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I Start Fires
@istartfires.bsky.social
· Sep 25
I just want to say that my mother was allergic to Tylenol and she refused to vaccinate me, yet I still run a fire safety PSA account.
One reason I am not boycotting Amazon as a disabled person is that they always make sure every problem is fixed fast and fully. I am currently out over 100$ at Belkin from buying directly from their website. I wish I had purchased from them through their Amazon store.
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
One reason I am not boycotting Amazon as a disabled person is that they always make sure every problem is fixed fast and fully. I am currently out over 100$ at Belkin from buying directly from their website. I wish I had purchased from them through their Amazon store.
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Water that (real) tree!
December 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Water that (real) tree!
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Fire is like that.
December 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Fire is like that.
I've never actually set a Christmas tree on fire before! That's a win for me!
December 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I've never actually set a Christmas tree on fire before! That's a win for me!
Would you like to get me a Christmas present?
Please take breaks, drink water, and be kind to yourself. ❤️ 🎄
Please take breaks, drink water, and be kind to yourself. ❤️ 🎄
December 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Would you like to get me a Christmas present?
Please take breaks, drink water, and be kind to yourself. ❤️ 🎄
Please take breaks, drink water, and be kind to yourself. ❤️ 🎄
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Cuddle approved:
- Pets
- Stuffies
- Your significant other
Cuddle unapproved:
- Space heaters
Space heaters need space. Keep flammable items (blankets, pillows, curtains, yourself) at least 3 feet away from space heaters at all times.
- Pets
- Stuffies
- Your significant other
Cuddle unapproved:
- Space heaters
Space heaters need space. Keep flammable items (blankets, pillows, curtains, yourself) at least 3 feet away from space heaters at all times.
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Cuddle approved:
- Pets
- Stuffies
- Your significant other
Cuddle unapproved:
- Space heaters
Space heaters need space. Keep flammable items (blankets, pillows, curtains, yourself) at least 3 feet away from space heaters at all times.
- Pets
- Stuffies
- Your significant other
Cuddle unapproved:
- Space heaters
Space heaters need space. Keep flammable items (blankets, pillows, curtains, yourself) at least 3 feet away from space heaters at all times.
There is no person who is worthless or expendable.
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
There is no person who is worthless or expendable.
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When someone dies of the flu and you say “what pre existing conditions did they have?”….you’re saying the chronically ill are expendable.
When you say “only the sick & elderly die of the flu”… you’re saying they’re expendable.
We are not expendable.
When you say “only the sick & elderly die of the flu”… you’re saying they’re expendable.
We are not expendable.
December 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
When someone dies of the flu and you say “what pre existing conditions did they have?”….you’re saying the chronically ill are expendable.
When you say “only the sick & elderly die of the flu”… you’re saying they’re expendable.
We are not expendable.
When you say “only the sick & elderly die of the flu”… you’re saying they’re expendable.
We are not expendable.
People get so worried about learning a language before they go somewhere but I can go anywhere in the world and go pspspsps and the cat will come to me for pets. If we can have a non-verbal connection to animals then why did Humans lose the ability to understand without speaking?
December 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
People get so worried about learning a language before they go somewhere but I can go anywhere in the world and go pspspsps and the cat will come to me for pets. If we can have a non-verbal connection to animals then why did Humans lose the ability to understand without speaking?
Thank you to all our postal workers, transit and delivery people! Your hard work is what is getting all our people and packages to their holiday destinations safely. ❤️
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Thank you to all our postal workers, transit and delivery people! Your hard work is what is getting all our people and packages to their holiday destinations safely. ❤️
We are having holiday cheer and Christmas chaos today! 😂
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
We are having holiday cheer and Christmas chaos today! 😂
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Making a list. Checking it twice. It's recalled products, oh, how nice? Santa, don't you bring this stuff to towwnnn.
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Making a list. Checking it twice. It's recalled products, oh, how nice? Santa, don't you bring this stuff to towwnnn.
It is time for my daily call to Belkin customer support. *Deep Sighs*
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It is time for my daily call to Belkin customer support. *Deep Sighs*
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Some say it is best to live without regrets, but sometimes regrets are necessary to uncover honor within yourself. We learn kindness from the example of others, but also from reflecting on times when we were unkind, regretting those moments, and vowing to do better.
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Some say it is best to live without regrets, but sometimes regrets are necessary to uncover honor within yourself. We learn kindness from the example of others, but also from reflecting on times when we were unkind, regretting those moments, and vowing to do better.
The fire is powerful.
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The fire is powerful.
I set my shoes on fire from running so fast.
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I set my shoes on fire from running so fast.
Listen to your simps, and lose your haters.
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Listen to your simps, and lose your haters.
Three of my neighbors helped me carry a table home today. There are good people in this world. Happy Holidays everyone! Wanna do a favor for me? Help someone, anyone, just how you can. If 100ft is all you can carry, that is still a blessing. ❤️
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Three of my neighbors helped me carry a table home today. There are good people in this world. Happy Holidays everyone! Wanna do a favor for me? Help someone, anyone, just how you can. If 100ft is all you can carry, that is still a blessing. ❤️
So I don't really care if I get resolution at this point. I will message Belkin customer support every single day for the rest of forever, if not for reimbursement, then just to say hi to the lovely customer service people. ❤️
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
So I don't really care if I get resolution at this point. I will message Belkin customer support every single day for the rest of forever, if not for reimbursement, then just to say hi to the lovely customer service people. ❤️
Finished all my Christmas shopping today! 🎄
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Finished all my Christmas shopping today! 🎄
I hope I'm not flammable.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I hope I'm not flammable.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing humanity that it is G-d. As long as Humanity believes itself beyond reproach, and solely worthy of G-d’s inheritance, and image; nothing will ever get better in this world. We all have to work to make things better. 🕯️
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing humanity that it is G-d. As long as Humanity believes itself beyond reproach, and solely worthy of G-d’s inheritance, and image; nothing will ever get better in this world. We all have to work to make things better. 🕯️
Campbell's Soup insults the poor, disabled and POC: lets all not give them out money since they don't like us! #News
Employee Sues Company After Releasing Audio Of VP Insulting Customers
YouTube video by MARKIE
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November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Campbell's Soup insults the poor, disabled and POC: lets all not give them out money since they don't like us! #News
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Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.