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I Start Fires
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#IStartFires so you don't have to! 💧

Raising awareness about #FireSafety with a matchstick sense of humor, and a fire extinguisher in hand. #SafetyFirst, chaos never! 🚒

Disclaimer: I do not condone the starting of fires by people who are not me. 🔥
I'm not saying the boycott is meaningless and that YOU shouldn't do it. I just do not have the social or financial privilege to live without it.
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I have had two issues with my Christmas shopping for far and they fixed it and made sure that unbroken presents arrived quickly as well. I never have ever been out money once shopping on Amazon, and on a fixed income this is an invaluable resource.
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Fire is like that.
December 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm generally a good advice giver because I have messed up a lot in the past. I can tell you exactly not what to do! Like totally don't put preserved flowers next to a candle. Apparently they're soaked in alcohol to keep them from wilting...
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
That just means you closer now.
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Legal recreational drugs are the only way I could tolerate my family. God speed to you brother.
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Ooooh! My Crayola collection has it's first recalled product now!!
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM