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How to spot the difference between a Republican and a Democrat in office:

Ask them to salute.

The Republican will gladly emulate the Nazi salute with gusto, while the Democrat is so lame they can only manage an uncertain shoulder roll.

#CongressMustStarve #EatTheRich #FuckBothParties
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Imagine playing chicken with Norville "Shaggy" Rogers and losing.

Just imagine what kind of jellyfish would have more spine than someone like this.

And imagine that there's 213 of them in Congress.

#EatTheRich #CongressMustStarve #BothSidesSuck
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I know that I should have drawn more rope, but this is an old drawing. I totally didn't make-up a BS excuse. Dragon fiber is real, trust!
*Cough Cough*

Can't wait to see Eris in the next season.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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I got to this part before I just blew the biggest fucking raspberry at this entire thread of sniveling about "we need to unite as people and suck GOP dick".

At some point you have to realize that the anecdote about Stalin and the chicken was about pointless cruelty, not effective policy making.
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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The only time you'll ever see "1 Fish, 2 Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish" next to "Mein Kampf" on ANY list is if this wasn't just regulated to nonfiction.

Jesus Christ, Elon.
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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There’s still time to call senators. Let me explain. Sorry not sorry about the cat. He’s also really upset about this deal.
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Even though this happened two weeks ago I just saw it. ICE shoot a US Marshall. This is how untrained these idiots are.
www.latimes.com/california/s...
ICE agent wounds deputy U.S. marshal and TikTok streamer, who is charged with assault
Carlitos Ricardo Parias was charged Tuesday night with assault on a federal officer after the immigration operation in L.A. in which the suspect and a U.S. marshal were injured.
www.latimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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The art of folding a winning hand
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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i think the only way anything happens is if bernie starts showing up to work with a really big sword
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Prem Thakker @premthakker.bsky.social reports on the release of British Muslim journalist Sami Hamdi whose visa was intentionally revoked by the Trump admin so he could be detained by ICE for ‘overstaying’.

Full scoop at zeteo.com: zeteo.com/p/british-mu...
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I really cannot imagine going to all the trouble of getting elected to the Senate only to get there and decide not to stand up for healthcare, or democracy, or people’s ability to afford their lives. If those things aren’t worth fighting for, then truly what is?
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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NEWS FLASH
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Dimitrescu Bloodbath
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Airlines charge you more for a last minute ticket if you received an email about funeral arrangements.

You read that right.

Opt out. Unsubscribe. Use cash. Use a VPN. Build a privacy stack. And contact lawmakers about ending surveillance pricing.

go.bsky.app/redirect?u=h...
The Shady World of Surveillance Pricing (Ft. Lina Khan)
Should corporations be able to weaponize your personal data to rip you off? Well, they may already be doing that thanks to a shady tactic called “surveillance pricing.” Former FTC Chair Lina Khan explains what we can do about it.
go.bsky.app
October 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Don’t forget.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Realizing that "you can brake while drifting in Mario Kart to tighten your turns" is not, in fact, common knowledge in games media.
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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How the hell do we know he is a Federal Agent?
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Right, the answer isn't to abandon the party to these weasels.

The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.

Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.

One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.

Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.

One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Lil comfort pic of comfortableness.
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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So he considers Americans dying because they can't afford healthcare a "minor-league issue", and also they shut down the government over it?

Remember when this fucker was Clinton's VP pick?
Tim Kaine is on MSNBC accusing Katy Tur of "overdramatizing" the way he and some other Democrats caved. "This is by far a minor-league issue within the Democratic Party," Kaine said.
He's completely out of touch, or just lying.
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Here’s last night’s story about felony murder – a way you can wind up in prison for murder without actually killing anyone – as well as a certain Minnesota law regarding slippery pigs. youtu.be/Y93ljB7sfco
Felony Murder: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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This week’s main story is about how you can legally wind up in prison for murder without actually killing anyone, and why Alabama’s official state motto should be a derogatory “Yep.” Full segment at the link in our bio.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM